BREAKING: Mark Shields BANNED From Acts Of DEFIANCE!

Posted by Lance Warner on 6 Jan 2017


Two weeks ago on DEF, Andy Murray made a rare visit to Kelly Evans' office up in the Pleasure Dome to call in a couple of favours from the boss lady.

The first? A made against Perfection at Acts of DEFIANCE, DOC rules.

Evans was quick to sign-off on this, but feed cut away before the second favour could be revealed. We can now exclusively announce, on the eve of Acts of DEFIANCE, that it revolved around Mark Shields: a man who has made life very, very difficult for the elder Murray lately.

After screwing Murray out of multiple winning opportunities (at Perfection's behest) in recent weeks, Shields has been banned from entering the building tomorrow night. Other officials will take-on his assignments, and while there's no word on Shields' future with DEFIANCE yet, it's understood that a second investigation into his conduct is now underway.

Good news for Murray, but terrible news for Perfection, who must now face the Scot one on one without the aid of his favourite official.


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