Title: Little "e" and three HUGE X's...
Featuring: The Angel City eXXXpress
Date: The middle of DEF Road
Location: Exit, stage left...

Rich Mahogany and Dapper Don Hollywood push through the curtains off to stage left entering the backstage area with HUGE  smiles on their faces. Intrepid interviewer Christie Zane sidles up to the duo, microphone in hand. Rich immediately starts creeping on poor Christie, eyeballing the cute little blonde. With a fame hungry look in his emerald green eyes Donny-Ho flips the switch into full on HOT FIYAH promo cutting mode.

Christie Zane:
Gentlemen, you just…

Don dramatically clasps Christie’s shoulders, pressing a finger into her lips.

Don Hollywood:

CRISSY! SHHHush shush shhh… do you hear that?!

Attempting to speak with Don’s finger still pressed into her lips.

Christie Zane:
Miky… *fermph* Mikey Unrikery’s emprance moobic… ?

The mere mention of the “World’s Greatest Entertainer”... quotes used for their intended purpose there, not just to denote a nickname… *ahem* anyway. After Don and Rich both give the disembodied narrator a sideways glance as though to say “shut up. Cute call back but we’re not sure we’re doing the sentient narration thing anymore, so cool it.” Yeah, so the mention of Unlikely makes Hollywood scowl. Even Rich looks up from Christie’s dumper for a moment to crinkle his nose in disgust.

Don Hollywood:
NO! Blegh, no… the sound of a new ERA arriving, Christie! Out there, just now? That was ACX kicking the door off its hinges, doll! Rolling up and verbally DROPPING 90% of what’s to become our [dismissive scoff] “peers” in DEF’s rebirthed tag team division! ACX, Christie… Angel City eXXXpress, that’s little “e” and three BIG ASS GODDAMN X’s followed by “PRESS”… because we will NOT STOP PRESSIN’ these fake ass, WHOLLY un-DEFIANT cretins! WHY?! Why you ask? She’s askin’ us why. Are you hearing this business, Richy? Rich…RICH. I’m gunna’ need a little participation here comrade.

Mahogany momentarily looks up again from Zane’s rear end.

Rich Mahogany
Sorry my main man, you know what she does to me… [winking and blowing a little kiss at the interviewer]

Christie almost ducks out of sheer revulsion. The obviously negative reception to his gesture seems to deter the sleazy one very little in his advances. He turns his attention, however momentary, towards the task at hand.

Rich Mahogany
It’s like this angel. We just proved we BELONG with the very best tag teams walkin’ the planet EARF! We aim to go about convincing any doubters by runnin’ through each and every anybody that aims to step up and give DEM ANGEL CITY BOYS an inch! IfyaknowwhatImean…

Mahogany thrusts his hips a little on the word “inch” wiggling his eyebrows and the tip of his tongue at poor Christie.

Don Hollywood:
Yeah, that’s my boy Rich straight up droppin’ the mic. Boom. Done, promo over… LET'S HIT THE SKIDS, RICH-MO!

Hollywood walks away. Rich lingers, backing away slowly, still shamelessly eye groping Zane.

Don Hollywood: [yelling from somewhere out of frame]
WHERE’S KELLY AND JANE... I NEED TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE ABOUT A PRIVATE DRESSING ROOM! ... BUDDING SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH… MAKE WAY PLEASE!

Cut. Print. Smoke ‘em if ya’ got ‘em.



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