Bobby Dean Biography

 

 

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Happy Ending  

Tombstone Danshoku Driver into a pinfall where Bobby's opponent is smothered with Bobby's junk. (The greatest finisher ever known to man! Look it up!)  

Death from Above  

Banzai drop (ala Yokozuna.)  

1. Reverse Stink Face (Instead of sticking his butt in his opponents face, he’ll stick his crotch there.)
2. Bobby will reach into his shorts for a foreign object, in which he’ll attack his opponent with. (Often times it’s not actually a weapon, but rather a food product.)
3. Bear hug (Because he loves hugs. And he’ll love ‘em, and squeeze ‘em, and never let ‘em go!)
4. Time Out (He’ll roll out of the ring, stealing sodas or snack food from the people at ringside.) 

1. Knife edge chop (which often times hurts his hand more than his opponent)
2. Punch (Ineffective)
3. Kick to the shin (it used to be to the gut, but he cannot raise his leg high enough due to the girth of his stomach)
4. Side headlock (rest hold)
5. Purple nurple (He will pull off the titty twister.)
6. Scoop slam (which is sloppy and dangerous looking as it appears he’s likely to drop his opponent onto his head.)
7. Snap suplex (without so much snap. In which he celebrates upon completion.)
8. Spine buster (which actually is more from inertia than it is from any amount of skill.)
9. Test of strength (he rarely wins, but not for a lack of trying.)
10. School boy roll up