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Luke Dibbins Biography

Fed Info

Wrestling Info

Entrance Music
"Half Crazy" by the Barr Brothers  
Ring Attire
 
Wrestling Style
Brawler 
Alignment
 
Trademark Moves (1-5)
Redneck Rampage (Series of punches) 
Finishing Move (1-2)
DUI (Diamond Cutter) 
10 Common Moves
punch
kick
slap
headbutt
ear smack
face bite
belly bump
Other Moves:
clothesline
'Murican whip (like an Irish whip, but 'MURICAN god dammit)
elbow drop
knee drop
jus' plain old drop ('cuz he tripped)
Strengths: His overpowering body odor can sometimes make his opponents tap out, but it hasn't happened yet. - He's very strong when he's drunk, or so he thinks. - His losing streak is a strength, right?
Weaknesses: Easily distracted by hot dogs, hot wings, hot links, and hot women. - Out of shape and gets winded just walking to the ring. - He can't wrestle worth a shit.

He has very bad allergies, so if he doesn't take Allegra, he's done.

He has asthma.

He's very stupid. 

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING DEF

"I'm so goddamned proud of this young man standing right here [clapping his free hand on Eugene's shoulder] boo him if you feel so inclined but that changes not the fact the decision he made tonight was one of COURAGE not cowardice."

- Bronson Box

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts