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Sgt. Safety Biography

Fed Info

Fed Awards
DEFIANCE's official Safety Inspector  
Fed Titles
 

Wrestling Info

Entrance Music
"Health and Safety Video" by Work SafeTM Productions or sometimes "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats when he's feeling more festive  
Physical Description
See micro. 
Ring Attire
See micro. 
Manager
n/a
Wrestling Style
Squeaky-clean old school babyface (technical with a tiny bit of high-flying)  
Alignment
Face
Finisher Move
The Safety Pin  
Finisher Description
Spinning fisherman's suplex into bridging pin  
MDK Finisher
 
MDK Description
 
3-5 Signature Moves
The Crash Pad (Diving crossbody)

Safety First (Leg drop bulldog) 
10 Common Holds/Maneuvers
DEEP Arm drag
Elbow drop
Leg drop
Forearm strike (no punches cause that's bad for his own hand and the opponents face)
Backslide
Running bulldog
Body Slam
Dropkick
Clothesline
Hip Toss 
Ring Entrances
 

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING DEF

"Introducing the Hollywood Power Couple with unbridled superstardom, prestige and pedigree beyond the wildest imaginations of the poors of the Faithful. First, the stunning visionary director of the Lake Placcid series and the Daily Motion Web Series â€"The Office, No, Not That Office”, cinematographic genius, it’s ME! THE D!AND! The better half of the IT couple, the stunning and ravenous starlet with the soul of a tortured poet. A beautiful woman who doesn’t deserve the pain and strife she conveys on screen, the damsel you wish to save, until you realize she’s the widowmaker. The leading lady of DEFIANCE, and the BEST, GOD DAMN SOHER CHAMPION OF ALL TIME… the AWARD WINNING, ELISE, ARES. WE ARE, THE, not YOUR, YOU POORS… DEFIANCE UNIFIED… TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOO-"

- The D

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts