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The Amazing Amarettos Biography

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For some years, twin brothers Carlo and Gomez Amaretto were the stars of their own Las Vegas magic show -- THE AMAZING AMARETTOS! But after years of earning a nasty reputation on the strip for roughing up pesky exposurists and rival magicians, the duo were ultimately exiled from Sin City following an incident involving a heckler in the audience being forcibly pulled on stage, locked into a box, and magically broken in half following a diving elbow drop.

With an unexpected change in their career trajectory, the brothers Amaretto, along with their lovely assistant Suzie, have decided to bring both their physical and MAGICAL talents to the squared circle of DEFIANCE Wrestling in hopes of restoring their prestige, whether by illusion or ill-gotten gains.

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TALKING SMACK

"Thatâ€™s like, one hundred and forty-one and two thirds awesome. But then you take that amount of awesome and divide it by three, for the three of us, and then multiply it by the circumference of my penis, 3.4139482 while eating an apple pie, divided again by a negative number for our negative feelings toward those scum, and invert it to make the world right again, and it becomes the exact right amount of awesomeness we are. And then you take your amount of awesomeness, which is probably eighty four, two percent less than us, and add that to our awesome and you get a lot of awesome. Like. A lot."

- The D

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TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts