DEFIANCE Uncut 36

 

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It's accompanied by an electrical sounding sizzle sound effect.

The 3D block letters of UNCUT appear but the angle obstructs a legible reading of the word at first sight.

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The logo fades and on a black screen, words in white appear one at a time.

THIS.

IS.

UNCUT.

♫ "Edge of Infinity" by Minnesota ♫

The fans in the DEFIANCE WrestlePlex jump to their feet as the music of Oscar burns blares throughout the arena.

DDK:
Welcome everybody to this UNCUT Exclusive Match… while we’re deeply saddened by the news that DEFIANCE Wrestling will be ceasing operations in the next couple of months, one man working over time is the new WrestleUTA World Champion Oscar Burns.

Angus:
Yeah, I’d say us being out of a job soon blows fat fucking donkey nuts… what the hell is Kiwi doing out here?

DDK:
We understand that tonight, Oscar Burns is putting out an open challenge for tonight FOR that very WreslteUTA World Title he’s in possession of now.

Burns looks a bit worse for wear coming off a very physical, but successful defense of the title over the UTA star Theo Baylor. He doesn’t let the current situation of DEFIANCE ruin his demeanor because after all… the show must go on.

Burns enters the ring dressed to fight in some new red-colored wrestling attire instead of his typical orange variant. The WrestleUTA World Title rests comfortably around his waist as he poses for the crowd and now holds up the title. Referee Benny Doyle is already in the ring as The Technical Spectacle’s theme cuts out.

Oscar Burns:
Hello, GCs!

The crowd pops as Burnsie waves and smiles.

Oscar Burns:
Well… by now, you’ve all heard the news that after DEFtv 100, DEFIANCE Wrestling will be closing down.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oscar seems very saddened by the news, but he decides to press onward.

Oscar Burns:
Believe me, mates, we share your sentiments in the back. This fight with the UTA has taken more than its toll on DEFIANCE… BUT…

Burns holds up the title.

Oscar Burns:
That’s a few weeks from now and as long as I have this title, then I’m coming out here and I’ll be the best fighting champ that I can be up until the end! Because THAT is what you, the DEFIANCE Faithful, deserve!

The crowd cheers for Twists and Turns with his powerful statement.

Oscar Burns:
I’m sure Mikey is still having fits because I got this title, and I’m sure there’s a number of blokes back there that wouldn’t mind taking the WrestleUTA strap off my waist, so how about this… tonight, I’m issuing a special challenge to EITHER a UTA or a DEFIANCE star! And to compete tonight, I want the best. I want somebody back there to come out here and help me show WHY DEFIANCE is everything, but here’s the catch for tonight… you have to have either been a former WrestleUTA Champion or you have to have BEATEN a former WreslteUTA Champion! As long as you’ve done either/or, then you can come out here, if you’re feelin’ stroppy!

Burns hands over the title to Benny Doyle hoping to make his second successful defense of the WrestleUTA Championship…

And as Burns waits…

And waits…

And waits…

DDK:
What do you think, Angus? Anybody back there want a shot at the title?

Angus:
Any of Hollywood McFuckass’s goons want this shot.

Burns waits just a little bit more as he kneels over…

♫ "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?” By Culture Club ♫

The crowd starts to JEER as out from the back comes a man that made Burns’ life hell when he set foot into DEFIANCE last year. The man known as…

Angus:
Danny Diggs? What the hell is HE doing out here?

DDK:
Well… taking him up on his challenge, I’m assuming…

Indeed, an angry Danny Diggs makes his way out with his chair in one hand and a microphone in the other.

Danny Diggs:
All right, cut the shit!

The music fades out as Burns shakes his head.

Oscar Burns:
Really, mate? You want to do this AGAIN? How many times do I gotta have your guts for garters, Diggs?

Diggs spits on the ground in disgust.

Danny Diggs:
No, I’m here to take you up on your little match and if you think back, I do pass your little criteria for this match, you dumb Kiwi bastard. The last time this shithole actually gave me TV time… I BEAT the former WrestleUTA World Champion Andy Murray!

DDK:
Oh, that’s right!

Diggs smiles.

Danny Diggs:
AND… if you haven’t forgotten, I have a victory over YOU. So that’s TWO reasons why I’m going to take that title from you tonight and then sell it back to the UTA… for the right price!

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Faithful jeers Danny Diggs, knowing full well he could be another traitor like No Justice No Peace if he were to win the match. Burns leans up against the ropes.

Oscar Burns:
First off, mate. You have a COUNTOUT victory over me… and yeah, you beat Andy Murray after the UTA did him in. But mate, you’re right on both of those counts. So as for your challenge, I accept!

The cocky cheater laughs as he approaches the ring.

Danny Diggs:
I told you someday that I was gonna get my payback over you and tonight, that’s EXACTLY what the hell I’m gonna do!

Diggs finally rolls into the ring and turns to face Benny Doyle.

Danny Diggs:
Ring the damn bell!

DING DING DING!

DDK:
And here we go!

Angus:
Burns better watch out, he HAS beaten one of the Scots!

Danny Diggs catches Burns off-guard at the start with a kick to double him over followed by throwing a trifecta of huge right hands into his head. He backs Burns into the corner and whips him all the way to the opposite corner so he can follow up with a Clothesline. However, that never happens because Burns gets his foot up and kicks Danny Diggs right in the elbow joint!

DDK:
And Burns with a Running Elbow out of the corner!

Angus:
This is what Oscar Burns needs to do… keep Diggs from taking ANY opening. This dude will hit you with everything nailed down, things that AREN’T nailed down, and then slit his own mother’s throat if it means winning WrestleUTA World Title!

Diggs holds his arm in pain and it is made even worse by Burns as he picks up the arm and slams it into the mat several times. After wincing in pain, The Technical Spectacle works over the arm with a Japanese Arm Drag and tries to follow that up with an Armbar when Diggs reaches the ropes!

The cheating DEFIANCE star yells at Benny Doyle to make him let go and thankfully he does, which gives Diggs a chance to catch his breath. The Technical Spectacle reaches over and whips him into the corner to follow up with a Running European Uppercut!

Angus:
See, Diggs? This is why you can’t just cheat all the time! What did I teach this goof?

DDK:
Hey, BRAZEN is your baby!

The Technical Spectacle sends him shooting off to the opposite corner to go for another Running European Uppercut, but gets surprised when Diggs actually side-steps it, but rolls him up out of the corner!

ONE!

TWO!

DDK:
Close one there by Danny!

Burns gets back up when Diggs tries to catch him with a kick to the gut. Burns grabs the leg and then kicks it, but when he tries to run off the ropes, Diggs quickly grabs his hair and PULLS him down into a quick cover!

ONE!

TWO!

Angus:
Dang, he almost got him that time!

Burns kicks out, but when he tries to stand, he goes for a European Uppercut! Instead…

DDK:
Into the Backslide! This was how he beat Andy Murray!

ONE!

TWO!

THR—NO!

That kickout is especially close and Diggs can’t believe he hasn’t stolen the WrestleUTA World Title! He yells at Benny Doyle and argues with him that his now-signature Backslide didn’t get the three-count!

Angus:
No, you dingbat! You’re supposed to focus! Come on, don’t argue with the official!

The irate Danny Diggs now turns his attention away from the official when he goes back to Burns. He tries to pull Burns back up by his neck and hooks the arms…

DDK:
Is he going for Heist Almighty?

He does try to hook the leg for the move…

Angus:
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Burns turns around and CRACKS Danny Diggs right in the chest with his signature Hard Out Headbutt! The blow echoes loudly throughout the arena and a punch-drunk Diggs gets thrown into the corner. When he comes out, Burns wraps him up in a Full Nelson and THROWS him backwards across the mat with a huge Dragon Suplex!

DDK:
Wow! Danny Diggs might have lit a fire under Burns! In just two big moves, he turned the tide of the match back in his favor!

The crowd starts to cheer louder for Burns as he now waits for the dazed Danny Diggs to stand in the corner. Burns takes off from one side of the ring to the other and CRACKS him in the jaw again with another Running European Uppercut before throwing him out of the corner. He then points to the top rope…

Angus:
Oi oi, that knee drop, tho!

Burns heads up top and points to the crowd before they chant along with him?

Oscar Burns (And crowd):
SWEET AS!

Burns then dives off the top rope and the Diving Knee Drop connects right into the chest of Danny Diggs! Diggs convulses from the impact while Burns rolls through and gets back to his feet!

DDK:
After a hot start by Danny Diggs, Burns now has control here!

The Technical Spectacle now has the crowd in the palm of his hand as he points at Diggs and snaps him down to the ground for a grounded Manjigatame submission!

DDK:
THE GRAPS OF WRATH! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!

He cranks back on the modified grounded Octopus Stretch – a version of what he taught Elise Ares – and takes no effort at all…

DANNY DIGGS TAPS!

DING DING DING!

The crowd goes crazy as he taps out quickly! Burns lets go of the submission and slowly rises to his feet before he turns over to Benny Doyle handing him the WrestleUTA World Title!

Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner of the match and STILL WrestleUTA World Champion… ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!

Angus:
That’s what you get for taking your eye off the ball, Diggs!

DDK:
He came in with a good gameplan by throwing Oscar Burns off for a while, but you give Burns an opening and he’ll make you regret it!

The Technical Spectacle stands proudly with his second defense of the WrestleUTA World Title in the books and after celebrating with the crowd, he starts to leave

DDK:
It’s Jay Harvey! Jay Harvey out of the crowd!

Indeed it is. Jay Harvey slides under the bottom rope and bum-rushes the current WrestleUTA World Champion Oscar Burns. Burns is dropped to his knees, dropping the title he has successfully defended to the mat. Harvey backs up a few steps and sizes up Burns.

DDK:
Wake Up Call!

Angus:
Burns is down and he’s hurt!

Jay Harvey isn’t finished. The DEFIANCE Faithful fill the Wrestle-Plex with boos and well deserved. Harvey grabs Burns by the hair and begins yelling directly into the lifeless face of champ. Harvey gets Burns to his feet and props him across his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry position.

DDK:
We know what’s coming next…

Harvey puts a big smile on his face before shrugging Burns up off his shoulders and slamming his knee into his face. Burns drops to the mat and isn’t getting up anytime soon. Harvey looks down at the carnage he has perpetrated and takes it in with a smile.

DDK:
Game Over! This is sickening!

Angus:
Harvey is going for the WrestleUTA World title.

Harvey picks up that very title and doesn’t take his eyes off of it. He folds the straps and gazes intently on the face of the title on his hands. Harvey takes his eyes off the belt and looks down at Burns’ mangled body.

Harvey holds the title securely and drops to his knees next to Burns. Harvey gets inches from the unconscious corpse that is Oscar Burns.

THE Jay Harvey:
I’m taking this from you. This… is… mine!

Harvey cackles as he stands to his full height and holds the WrestleUTA World Championship over his head as the crowd continues to boo him and everything he has done here this evening.

DDK:
Jay Harvey with a statement... He’s coming for the WrestleUTA’s biggest prize!

Angus:
Burns has to have known that those Mormon fucks were not going to let up.

Harvey drops the title on the strewn figure of Oscar Burns. Harvey continues to stand over Burns as the credits appear at the bottom of your screen.