DEFIANCE Uncut 61

 

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It's accompanied by an electrical sounding sizzle sound effect.

The 3D block letters of UNCUT appear but the angle obstructs a legible reading of the word at first sight.

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As the letters tip upright and begin to reveal the five red letters back with a slight white glow, the white streaks flys behind the letters and wraps around the word angling down as the drumbeat hits and the theme is at full tilt only to abruptly end at the final presentation of the logo and a down note.

The logo fades and on a black screen, words in white appear one at a time.

THIS.

IS.

UNCUT.

BANG!

The sound of a door flying open and hitting the wall is heard.

Voice:
WAKE YOUR ASS UP! YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE!

The voice of an angry mom is heard as she turns on the lights and a young man covers his eyes from melting under the luminescent rays.

Scott Stevens:
Has this happened to you?

Stevens asks as he is seen at the edge of the bed.

Scott Stevens:
Angry mothers turning on the lights and yelling at you because you should of been out of been out of bed and dressed for school twenty minutes ago.

Stevens nods as he reaches into his pocket a produces a pair of aviator glasses with MFGA on one side and the Texan’s smiling face on the other side of the lenses.

Scott Stevens:
With the new MFGA sunglasses you can hide away from the light torture from your parents and the embarassment when you get yelled at in public. Sadly, Mrs. Burns can’t hide the embarrassment that she should’ve taken Plan B after not telling Mr. Burns to wrap it up.

The camera zooms into the face of Stevens and into his lenses and we are transported to another location….a park to be exact where we see a lovely couple enjoying a picnic lunch on this wonderful day.

Woman:
My oh my, what a wonderful day it is.

The blonde says and if it had Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah somewhere in it we would be getting a cease and desist from the Walt Disney company.

Man:
Yes it is.

The man in his mid-twenties says as he stares at his beautiful wife while taking a bite of his sandwich. As the man continues to eat his sandwich, a jogger comes into view in the distance. As the jogger gets closer we see that it is a young hispanic woman in her early twenties. Long, jet black hair with blonde streaks that highlight very well when they touch her peanut butter complexion. The man becomes hypnotized by her rock hard abs, her Texas sized breasts bouncing up and down, and her bubble butt suffocating in her sweatpants.

Woman:
Babe, can you pass me my soda please? Babe?

By not answering the woman watches as her husband drools over the jogger in mid bite and smacks him upside the head.

Woman:
Are you serious?!?!?!?!?

The woman yells as she throws her food at her husband before storming away.

Scott Stevens:
Has this happened to you?

Stevens appears as he reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bologna and cheese sandwich.

Scott Stevens:
If you had the new MFGA sunglasses this wouldn’t be you.

Stevens says as he shakes his head.

Scott Stevens:
When your lesser champions and false role models are in the company of greatness you don’t want to make them feel bad when you lose interest in them you can hide your gaze as you take a glimpse at greatness.

Stevens takes out his sunglasses and slips them on.

Scott Stevens:
They truly work because the wife can’t see when the eyes are wandering and checking out hotness.

Stevens looks up and down.

Scott Stevens:
Oh, that’s just me.

Stevens says with a chuckle.

Scott Stevens:
Go to MFGA.com and get yours today!

Stevens says as he watches the man chase after his wife…..or is he looking at the jogger as we fade.

Scott Stevens:
I am Scott Stevens and I support this message.

DDK:
Folks, welcome to UNCUT and we’re about to get ready for the first of two matches tonight! Later on tonight, the BRAZEN blue chipper Nathan Eye goes one-on-one against the patriach of the Dunson Clan! Eye has victories over both Richie and Todd Dunson and now their father of all people, 56 years old, wants to fight him!

Angus:
The Dunson Clan are like way more likeable Dibbinseses, far less backwatery. Eye better watch his pretty boy ass. 

DDK:
But coming up shortly, we have tag team action! Thugs 4 Hire had a great showing a few weeks ago in a Tag Team Battle Royale and almost made it to the end, only to come up short.T4H have apparently earned the ire of The Comments Section, but have yet to respond to any of their social media jabs or their public caling out last week on DEFtv, knowing full well they were competing at a BRAZEN house show on the other side of the state. 

Angus:
Those dorks are pretty damn cool and believe me, Keebs, I know what cool is around here… HOSSFITES… but they better be careful and now bark up the wrong tree. Thugs 4 Hire are tough dudes. Byrd’s a former golden gloves boxer and Hurtlocke Holt was a former Marine. 

DDK:
Indeed. Coming up now, they take on the team of Akamatsu and Yahagi, Osaka Hate Crime who are already in the ring now.

The camera cuts to the ring as the two active members of OHC are in the ring now with their third man, Yutaka Tendo, on the ring apron talking strategy. 

Darren Quimbey:
The following is a tag team contest set for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring accompanied by Yutaka Tendo… at a combined weight of 485 pounds… the team of Kazuo Akamatsu and Mitsuru Yahagi… OSAKA HATE CRIME!

The two Japanese brawlers raise their arms and take in jeers from the crowd as their opponents arrive…

♫ “Regulate (Photek Remix)” by Warren G. feat. Nate Dogg ♫

The fans haven’t been so happy to hear the remix of Regulate as both members of Thugs 4 Hire come out from the back to a good response. Emilio Byrd tipping his hat and Hurtlocker Holt looking badass as usual, with the donation box, taking payments from the crowd to lay a beatdown upon the Osaka Hate Crime.

Darren Quimbey:
And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 518 pounds… the team of Hurtlocker Holt and Emilio “The Pigeon” Byrd… THUGS 4 HIRE!

DDK:
Win, lose or draw, Thugs 4 Hire have been popular among BRAZEN fans especially during our live events and tonight, that’s no different.

Angus:
Beat these nerds up!

Holt and Byrd dap fists once they enter the ring and hand the donation box to a ringside attendant before the match begins…

DING DING!

And begins with Akatmatsu and Yahagi attacking Holt and Byrd respectively! The crowd cheers as all four men are now brawling in the middle of the ring with one another!

DDK:
I kind of figured this wasn’t going to be a techincal masterpiece, but Osaka Hate Crime have a big chance to impress and they can do so with a win over one of BRAZEN’s most experienced tag teams!

Angus:
Fists! Forearms! Bring it!

Holt and Akamatsu are rocking one another with fists and forearms with one another until Akamatsu fights dirty and claws the eyes of big Hurtlocker Holt. The illegal move stops the former Marine in his tracks long enough for Akamatsu to charge up for a big Lariat… but Holt runs underneath and the comes back, BLASTING Akamatsu and knocking him down with a big Running Shoulder Block!

On the other side of the ring, the 230-pound Yahagi is rocking Byrd with a flurry of hard Clubbing Forearms to the chest and reeling the former golden gloves boxer. Byrd gets sent across the ring, but when Yahagi chagres, he gets kicked in the head with a boot from Byrd, followed by both Byrd and Holt sending him into the ropes. Both men work together and use stereo Jumping Shoulder Tackles to knock him down! Both members of OHC scatter from the ring and the fans cheers as Thugs 4 Hire hold court!

DDK:
Good opportunity for Osaka Hate Crime, but Thugs 4 Hire turned it around and now they’ve got control! Yahagi back in and looks like he and Byrd are gonna be the legal men as referee Hector Navarro tries to maintain order. 

Angus:
Good luck with that! Byrd’s on him in the corner now!

Sure enough, Yahagi gets doubled over with a boot from Byrd that puts him in the corner of T4H. Byrd goes to town with body shots on the Japanese BRAZEN star before Byrd makes a tag to Hurtlocker Holt. Big Holt comes into the ring now and after Byrd throws Yahagi down with a Scoop Slam, the former Marine goes to the ropes and comes back with a big Elbow Drop to the chest! Yahagi is left reeling as Holt stands up and gets cheers from the crowd. Holt picks Yahagi up and then holds him up for the crowd to more cheers followed by CHUCKING him across the ring with a big Fallaway Slam! Holt then rolls over for a cover. 

ONE!

TW… NO!

DDK:
Akamatsu into save his partner, but Holt fights him off! Look at him go!

Hurtlocker Holt gets a kick to the back, but he gets right up and clocks Akamatsu with a right hand before backing him to the corner, but as he orders him back out, the ref doesn’t see the smallest member of the Japanese trio, Yutaka Tendo, get into the ring and take out his leg with a chop block! Holt goes down hard and as the referee turns around to see Yahagi back up, ramming into him with a Running Knee Strike to the chest! The blow has Holt reeling as the fans jeers Osaka Hate Crime getting the advantage. 

DDK:
Yutaka Tendo helps the OHC get the advantage and now, Yutaka has the larger Hurtlocker Holt on their side of the ring now! Tag to Akamatsu!

The 6’4” 255-pound Akamatsu is a match enough for the 263-pound Holt. He kicks away at the knee of Holt, then goes to town with a hard series of machine gun-like chops to the chest of the former Marine. He pulls him out of the corner and then throws him back in as hard as he can. Holt comes bouncing out backwards as Akamatsu comes off the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big Lariat! Byrd winces from his corner as Akamatsu goes for a cover on Holt. 

ONE!

TWO… NO!

DDK:
Osaka Hate Crime almost with the win right there! Holt needs to get to his corner!

Akamatsu tags to Yahagi and then runs to clock Byrd off the ring apron with a cheap shot while Yahagi lays into Holt against the ropes with more smashing Forearms to the chest. He picks him  up and then charges out of the corner again with a big Corner Forearm Smash followed by a Bulldog! Instead of going for a cover, he yells obscenities to Holt in Japanese while the Faithful jeer him. 

Angus:
Spit that trash AFTER you win!

DDK:
Astute thinking, Angus. Now Yahagi tries again… NO! Holt catches him and snaps him down with a HUGE Belly to Back Suplex!

Now both men are down and the crowd cheers on Byrd as he gets back up, full of piss and vinegar from being cheap shotted by Akamatsu earlier. Holt gets the tag and the first thing The Pigeon does is go airborne as he climbs the top rope. A stunned Yahagi gets run the hell over with a Flying Sledgehammer from the top by Byrd, followed by a STIFF boot to Akamatsu for knocking him off the ring apron earlier! 

DDK:
Emilio Byrd looks ready for a fight and now he’s teeing off on Yahagi with those stiff right hands!

Angus:
Pretty sure Yahagi won’t have teeth when this is all said and done!

The former boxer whips him to the corner and follows him in with a Corner Clothesline, followed by taking to the ropes and coming back with a Leaping Shoulder Tackle! Yahagi goes down as Byrd cocks his hands, calling for his signature Wind-up! He sees Tendo trying to get on the ring apron and the crowd OOOOOHs loudly as Tendo gets BLASTED with the extra-solid right hand by Byrd!

DDK:
Byrd gets Tendo! But Yahagi is back up with a Running Knee to the back! And a roll-up!

ONE!

TWO… NO!

Yahagi curses out Navarro for what he feels is a slow count. He then pulls Byrd up, but he surprises him with a stiff Uppercut out of nowhere followed by a DDT! Akamatsu tries to come in, but Holt cuts him off and drills him with his signature Choke Slam called Semper Fight! Holt returns to the corner to get a legal tag by Holt and then set Yahagi up…

DDK:
They’re going for it… yes! Business is Good! That’s it!

The double-team Doomsday Device puts down Yahagi as Holt covers. 

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Darren Quimbey:
Here are your winners of the match… THUGS 4 HIRE!

Holt and Byrd smile and then cheer as they get their signature donation box back from ringside. The two get cheers from the crowd as Byrd turns to the camera. 

Emilio Byrd:
Hey, Comments Section! Next DEFtv, we’re lookin’ for YOU. We’re takin’ them phones out your hands and shovin’ ‘em up your asses!

The two leave and get cheers from the crowd and then head out up the ramp. 

DDK:
A hard-fought victory for Thugs 4 Hire tonight, and you heard those biting comment from Emilio Boyd. They’re aware The Comments Section have been calling them out and rest assured, they’ll come looking for them. We’ll have to watch DEFtv to see how that develops. 

Angus:
Yikes. Have ass-whoopings ever trended before? I bet they will if T4H gets their hands on them. 

Giggling is heard and we see two ladies in their late teens to early twenties wearing nothing but t-shirts and underwear.

Blonde:
He’s so hot.

Red Head:
He is. I can’t stop touching myself as I look at him.

Blonde:
I know. Everytime I look at him I just want to throw myself at him and be a nasty ring rat where he can take out all his post match aggression on.

Red Head:
Oh Yeah…..

The red head says seductively as the bedroom door swings open and an older woman walks in and the girls scramble to hide what they were looking at.

Older Woman:
What did I tell you about leaving your school books everywhere????

The woman says and sees her daughter and friend looking suspicious.

Older Woman:
What’s going on here?

Red Head:
Nothing.

The daughter quickly replies but the mom doesn’t believe it.

Older Woman:
Give it here.

The mom says sternly as the daughter lifts up the covers on the bed and pulls out something and hands it to her.

Older Woman:
Oh my.

The woman says in a flustered tone as she fans herself off.

Older Woman:
I didn’t know this was what you were looking at.

The mom says as she hands the poster back to her daughter.

Older Woman:
Go ahead and finish up with what ya’ll were doing and I’ll take that off your hands a little later.

The woman says as she exits the room.

Blonde:
He’s so hot.

The blonde says as the image on the poster is revealed and it’s everyone’s favorite Texan, Scott Stevens, naked…...well he’s not naked exactly as he has a cowboy hat on, his MFGA sunglasses lowered to give a wink and a strategically placed right hand cocked into the FIST position covering up the Stevens Dynasties.

Scott Stevens:
Has this happened to you?

Stevens asks as he appears from behind the door.

Scott Stevens:
Of course not! Go to MFGA.com now and get your limited edition MFGA Scott Stevens poster. Your wife, girlfriend, mistress, side chick, sister, girl cousin, mom, aunt, and even your grandma will enjoy it because it will keep them HOT and BOTHERED all winter long.

Stevens says with a sly grin and a wink as the image fades.

Scott Stevens:
I’m Scott Stevens and I support this message..

DDK:
Here we go with Nathaniel eye looking to make it three consecutive victories over the Dunson Clan! Ever since that tag team battle royale a few weeks ago where Eye eliminated Paul Dunson, he has been looking for payback and using his sons to help them. After a win over Richie on the last episode of Uncut and a win over Todd Dunson on last week’s DEF TV, he now takes on the 56 year old Paul Dunson! What do you think Angus? Can he get the win?

Angus:
I think Nathaniel Eye is a bastard for picking on older men and I think Paul Dunson is going to take him over his knee. 

DDK:
He’s not a toddler, he’s a grown man. 

Angus:
Could have fooled me the way that Eye dresses. 

DDK:
It’s Nathaniel Eye taking on the head of the Dunson Clan, Paul Dunson. That match is up next!

Quimbey:
The following match is for one fall! Introducing first from Mount Hope, West Virginia and weighing in at two-hundred and thirty pounds this is Paul Dunson!!!!!

♫”Turn The Page” by Metallica ♫

The crowd jeers the father of the Dunson Clan coming out, but unlike past weeks, he appears alone. Dunson struts towards the ring and looks pretty confident in himself despite giving up a lot of athleticism and power to his opponent of the evening and that he hasn’t been beaten by a member of the Clan. Dunson has a microphone. 

Paul Dunson:
Nathaniel Eye … you have a beating coming to you that is long overdue. You might be good looking, the ladies may like you, you may be getting opportunities on DEF TV that other BRAZEN stars would kill for …  but tonight, kid, you’re mine!!!

Dunson continues walking to the ring as his ranting continues and the crowd boos. 

Paul Dunson:
Eye, I’ve forgotten more about this ring in my forty plus years in the business than you have in your lifetime. I’ve been wrestling longer than you’ve been alive. There’s no way that I’m losing to some green as goose shit pretty boy. In fact I’ve told my disappointing sons that they’re going to stay back there and watch me beat you, Eye. Watch what happens. 

 

Paul is in the ring now and waits for the pretty boy to arrive.

♫”Fix Up Look Sharp” by Dizzie Rascal ♫

The crowd is very happy to see Nathaniel Eye who is now rocking a pink headband, black tights with two pink sultry-looking eyes, pink kneepads and white boots. The cheers from the crowd get a little louder from the ladies when he takes off his Brazen shirt, revealing an eight-pack and the necklace that was noted on commentary for being a tribute to his late father. Eye throws his t-shirt into the crowd and heads to the ring so he can high five some fans. 

DDK:
Eye has a match coming up with Dex Joy against the new found alliance of Scrow and Carny Sinclair, but tonight he needs to focus on Paul Dunson. I’m betting he’s up to no good. 

Eye hits the ring and the crowd cheers as the bell rings. 

DING DING!!!!

Paul Dunson starts off the match by shoving Eye backwards and getting in his face. Eye’s response is simply to raise a hand which causes Paul Dunson to back into the ropes in a really quick manner. Paul balls up a fist and makes the official tell Eye to back off. The Handsome Face moves but when he does Paul is quick to slap on a head lock and keep him in place. 

Paul Dunson:
Experience beats youth every time, you little douche!

But when he tries to get away from him, it is Eye who ends up pushing Paul into the ropes. He comes back and Eye runs into him with a big shoulder and then starts to raise his hands for the crowd. Eye waits on Paul to stand up and when he does he knocks him down with another big shoulder. The Handsome Face takes him down with a third shoulder and soon Paul rolls out of the ring and tries to catch his breath. 

DDK:
Perhaps Paul was a bit overconfident trying to match Eye power for power. Eye just has the raw power you can’t teach and when he gets more experience he can be a real threat in the ring. 

Angus:
It is true, but he needs to spend a little more time fighting and less time playing. 

He takes in the response from the crowd and then catches Paul Dunson with a right that sends him back to the corner. Another right hits him, then a couple of shoulders to the stomach, then a right hand and then a knife edge chop that echos in the DEFIANCE Wrestleplex! He takes Paul and a whip sends him to the corner that gives Eye the chance to catch him with a flying forearm smash in the corner. Eye has him down and out of the corner when he jumps to the second rope and then comes off the middle rope hitting him with a flying drop kick. 

DDK:
Eye is controlling this match and now has a cover!

One …
Two …
No!!!

Angus:
Try and keep up, Paul! Show him experience beats pretty boy youth!

DDK:
Eye going for the big slam … no! Paul jumps back out and then hits him with a neck breaker. 

Paul Dunson finally has the advantage for the first time in this match up and then jumps on top of Eye to throw right hands with hands that have punched more faces than he can even remember. Dunson is late in years but has enough force in his right hands in order to stun him. More punches follow but Dunson then stands up and fires a pointed elbow drop into his forehead. He makes a pin fall. 

One …
Two …
No!!!

DDK:
Dunson with the cover, but Eye kicks out. Dunson has some tricks up his sleeve. 

He holds him in the head lock and moves his face beyond the sight of the official and then jabs a thumb into his eye. The crowd boos him, but when he tries to pick up Eye going for a suplex … the suplex gets reversed and Eye takes him down to the mat below. 

DDK:
Big reversal by Eye and now he’s back up! 

Eye sees him over the ropes and then runs to the ropes before he comes back with a big rolling thunder senton. He hurts the chest of Paul Dunson and then rolls him over with a snap mare. He has him and then runs off the ropes before landing a big spear into the chest of Dunson! He is left hurt now and Eye rolls out of the spear to get on his feet waiting for Dunson to get back up. Eye is heading up to the top rope …

DDK:
Here comes with the Eyes on the Prize … No, wait here comes Richie and Todd! So much for them saving outside!

Angus:
No, they’re just here to support their Daddy!

Both Todd and Richie come down to the ring but the second that Nathaniel Eye sees them coming, he leaps off the top rope and takes out both Dunsons with a high cross body! 

DDK:
No, he saw them coming! 

Eye leaps off the top rope and then smiles to the crowd after taking down Richie and Todd on the outside, then climbs back towards the ring … but the second that he does Paul kicks the ropes up into his junk! The crowd is booing him but he grabs him by the head and then plants Eye with a Walk Down Memory Lane when he is hanging off the ropes. The distraction allows the elderly Dunson to go for the win …

One …
Two …
Three!!!

DDK:
No way! No way! Paul Dunson just defeated Nathaniel Eye thanks to his sons coming out to try and attack Eye in the first place!

Angus:
Are you blind? He attacked them Keebler!

Paul Dunson is holding his ribs but he is victorious and smiles as he is announced as the winner of the match. Todd and Richie are slowly getting up and helping their dad out of the ring. 

DDK:
Finally a member of the Dunson Clan has managed to defeat Nathaniel Eye but thanks in no small part to his sons coming out here. And now Eye has a loss on his record going into his match next week with Dex Joy against Scrow and Carny Sinclair. What’s going to happen there? 

Angus:
He may cost Dex Joy the match if he doesn’t turn this around. 

Eye is holding his neck and feeling upset with himself for his mistake while the Dunson Clan take the stolen victory tonight on Uncut.