DEFIANCE Uncut 62

 

The screen fades up from black ...

Energetic music begins to to fade up ...

A white streak of electricity shoots across the screen backed by a red glow.

Into the UNCUT Studio we go!

Lance Warner and Christie Zane are dressed to the nines - the former in a Brookes Brothers brown business suit and the latter in a killer form-fitting red dress and heels. The theme of choice for the DEFCON preview is “Break The Contradiction” by MAN WITH A MISSION. 

Lance Warner:
Welcome, everybody! This is the last UNCUT before DEFIANCE’s biggest show of the year -DEFCON 2020 - and top to bottom, we’ve got an exciting card with all titles on the line, grudges to be settled and perhaps, doors closing on some long-standing chapters in DEFIANCE history. 

Christie Zane:
I know, I can’t wait! 

Lance Warner:
With that said, Christie and I are going to be providing a final run-down of the biggest show of DEFIANCE’s calendar year. 

Christie Zane:
Happy Birthday, DEFIANCE!

Lance Warner:
Not quite its birthday my dear, but eight years running consistently! With that said, let’s get to it. 

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
DEX JOY VERSUS CARNY SINCLAIR VERSUS SCROW

Lance Warner:
It’s been a tangled web between three of DEFIANCE’s talented newcomers. The deadly and enigmatic Scrow…

Christie Zane:
Scary!

Lance Warner:
The silently sinister Carny Sinclair

Christie Zane:
Scary… but cute!

Lance Warner:
And the ever popular “Biggest Boy” Dex Joy! 

Christie Zane:
I like his personality! Always so funny!

Lance Warner:
It all started when Dex Joy earned the attention of Scrow at DEFIANCE Road, while at the same time, newcomer Carny Sinclair put himself in Dex’s direct path when he was victorious in a singles match against Nathaniel Eye and proceeded to attack him. Dex has fought both Carny and Scrow on a pair of occasions today, but after Dex and Eye were victorious in a tag match over them, Dex laid out the challenge for a triple threat match to take on both men at the same time. Is Dex Joy biting off more than chew or do you think The Biggest Boy has enough left in the tank to win what could be a glorified handicap match?

Christie Zane:
I don’t know! I know Dex is a fighter and he wants to fight everybody, but Carny and Scrow beat up Eye pretty bad. 

Lance Warner:
We do know that Eye is cleared for action at DEFCON despite that attack, but he’ll be busy handling his own business with The Dunson Clan and we’ll touch on that shortly. It’s “The Biggest Boy” Dex Joy versus Scrow versus Carny Sinclair! 

JACK HARMEN VS. “MAD DOG” JACK VALENTINE:

Lance Warner:
It’s a battle as old as time in our sport of professional wrestling. The young gun versus the established veteran. Long time DEFIANCE star and 20-plus year veteran “The Wildcard” Jack Harmen has been the target of both verbal and physical assaults by “Mad Dog” Greg Valentine since Harmen suffered an upset loss to Minute on DEFtv 128.

Christie Zane:
Yeah! Valentine has been pretty mean! What’d Jack ever do to him. 

Lance Warner:
It’s what he wants out of Harmen, to make a name for himself at the expense of the veteran. These two recently clashed on DEFtv 132 in tag team action which saw Valentine earn the victory via submission. Now, with the momentum on his side, is Valentine going to make the most of a massive opportunity at the expense of Jack Harmen or will the Wildcard have an ace up his sleeve for the hungry Mad Dog?

Christie Zane:
More like the bad dog! He’s kind of a tool!

TWO ON THREE HANDICAP MATCH:
THE DUNSON CLAN VERSUS NATHANIEL EYE AND ???

Lance Warner:
Like we talked about earlier, Nathaniel Eye has his work cut out for him. From what we have heard, doctors will clear him for competition, but this next match will pit Eye and a partner of his choosing in a three-on-two handicap match against Paul, Todd and Richie, The Dunson Family!

Christie Zane:
Todd’s pretty cute, but that’s it. Sour grapes, though!

Lance Warner:
This feud started when Nathaniel Eye eliminated the Dunson Clan patriarch, Paul Dunson, from a Tag Title Opportunity Battle Royale on 130. Since then, Eye defeated both Todd and Richie Dunson in singles matches between DEFtv and UNCUT, not to mention handling business with his friend Dex Joy, but after a loss to Paul Dunson, this match has now been made. Can Eye overcome his recent attack from Carny Sinclair and Scrow to take on The Dunson Clan? And what’s more, who will he have as his partner if Dex Joy is already tied up in his match?

Christie Zane:
Hmm… what’s Team HOSS doing?

Lance Warner:
Not really sure these days. 

THE COMMENTS SECTION VERSUS THUGS 4 HIRE

Lance Warner:
The Comments Section have been talking trash…

Christie Zane:
Typing trash, Lance. Typing it!

Lance Warner:
And now, the trio will have to get out from behind their phones to get into the ring with perhaps BRAZEN’s toughest tag team, Thugs 4 Hire! Emilio Byrd and Hurtlocker Holt have been victorious in tag action recently, but after weeks of being called out by The Comments Section to no response, The Comments Section attacked them on DEFtv 132. Shortly thereafter, this match was made. 

Christie Zane:
I can’t believe they’d do such a thing! I mean, come on! They’re gonna have FOMO of wrestling!

Lance Warner:
It won’t be FOMO, so much as a good old-fashioned stomping if Holt and Byrd have their way. 

THE POP CULTURE PHENOMS VERSUS SEATTLE’S BEST

Lance Warner:
WHAT. A. MATCH. Perhaps THE biggest reunion in recent memory! The Pop Culture Phenoms are back together again in full force! Since former SoHer Champion Elise Ares lost her belt, pressure started to get to the South Beach Starlet. After suffering a defeat to another highly-regarded SoHer Title holder “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas, Elise had gone off the deep end. 

Christie Zane:
She sure did! She was mean to me and everything! I’m not a poor, Lance, I’m not!

Lance Warner:
Meanwhile, the issues between Kerry Kuroyama and The D have involved the latter getting the former suspended and missing out on the ACE of DEFIANCE match at DEFIANCE Road. But when Elise and Kerry wanted their respective matches, NOBODY forsaw perhaps the most dominant team in DEFIANCE history come back together in a BIG way. Nobody was safe, not even FIST of DEFIANCE Champion “Twists and Turns”  Oscar Burns. 

Christie Zane:
You believe me that I’m not a poor, don’t you, Lancie?

Lance Warner:
Sure, Christie. But anyhow, this comes to a head. The PCP reunite for the first time in almost a year and a half to take on the team of Kerry Kuroyama and his friend, “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas also known as Seattle’s Best!

Christie Zane:
Not a fan of coffee, but I like the tag team! I’m rooting for Kerry and Scott!

FUSE BROS 360 VERSUS GULF COAST CONNECTION

Lance Warner:
The Fuse Bros 360 have been on a tear. They defeated and banished The WrestleFriends to BRAZEN, but were stopped in their tracks by the unlikely team of Uriel Cortez and Minute on their way to a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships, thanks in part to The Gulf Coast Connection. 

Christie Zane:
They had it coming! They were mean, too! I don’t video game at all, but I do know they were nice and now they’ve become total tools. 

Lance Warner:
The Gulf Coast Connection had things going for them seemingly with the star known as Desire, only for Desire to show her true colors on 132 when they attacked Crescent City Kid, putting him out of action! Now, The Fuse Bros 360 take on Aaron King and Theodore Cain, now down CCK after they literally STRANGLED the poor kid with a belt!

Christie Zane:
They’ve gone all crazy! But wait… isn’t there an XBox One now? I don’t video game like I said, but I’m pretty sure that’s bigger than the XBox 360. 

DEFIANCE SOUTHERN HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
GAGE BLACKWOOD © VS. “THE LOST CAUSE” VICTOR VACIO

Lance Warner:
And now we’re to the first of our three big title matches in the main events of DEFCON. We have literally seen Gage cut a swath of destruction with Shooter Landell and Gunther Adler by his side. He defeated Scott Douglas, then beat Elise Ares to win the Southern Heritage Title, followed quickly by tearing through a series of BRAZEN stars that have stepped up to challenge including top stars Levi Cole, Howlin’ Joe Wolfe and “Wingman” Titus Campbell. Now, he takes on “The Lost Cause” Victor Vacio. 

Christie Zane:
...I’m staying away from ringside. Period. 

Lance Warner:
And with good cause, my dear. Vacio literally VACATED the BRAZEN Championship to get a shot at the Southern Heritage Championship and now Vacio can literally step into the big time! Vacio is known among BRAZEN as one of the most dangerous people in its history, but Gage has been on another level. Can Gage continue his path of destruction with the SoHer Championship or will Victor Vacio pull off the upset? And after Vacio was left laying, I don’t think Gage should sleep on him for a second. 

Christie Zane:
Next match. These two are creeping me the hell out.

DEFIANCE UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES MATCH:
THE STEVENS DYNASTY VERSUS “TITAN OF INDUSTRY” URIEL CORTEZ AND “THE SKY HIGH KID” MINUTE
(If The Stevens Dynasty get DQed or counted out, they lose the titles)

Lance Warner:
“The Titan of Industry” Uriel Cortez. “The Sky High Kid” Minute. Two men who had nothing to do with one another until a few shorts months ago. They won a Tag Team Opportunity Battle Royale, then defeated Fuse Bros 360 to earn a shot at the Unified Tag Team Titles. On 131, they had their shot, only for Bo Stevens to get The Stevens Dynasty disqualified to retain. 

Christie Zane:
Yeah, Bo is a little weirdo. And George is a big weirdo. And Cary is an old weirdo and a perv. 

Lance Warner:
The Stevens Dynasty have been THE team to beat since June of last year. They successfully unified the Trios and the World Tag Team Titles to create the Unified Tag Team Titles today. Now, they’ll defend the collection of five titles against Uriel Cortez. 

Angus Skaaland pops a head into the frame. 

Angus Skaaland:
PRESENTED BY THE FAMILY KEELING…

He leaves the frame, leaving Lance and Christie slightly confused before Lance presses on. 

Lance Warner:
And Minute. From what we have heard, Cortez and Minute WILL have an official tag team name they will unveil for the show, along with a possible musical guest? Whatever The Family Keeling is doing to help Uriel Cortez win his first major championship in DEFIANCE, they’re gonna do it. And remember now, per Kelly Evans, if The Stevens Dynasty get disqualified or counted out, they will LOSE the titles!

Christie Zane:
Awesome! A fair fight! I can’t wait!

Angus pops his head back into the shot. 

Angus Skaaland:
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK the Stoovinseses. New Champs, calling it now! THE Hoss Overlord and The Littlest Flippy-Doo!

FIST OF DEFIANCE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
“TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS VS. “THE WORLD’S GREATEST SPORTS ENTERTAINER” MIKEY UNLIKELY

Lance Warner:
And on that… note by Angus, we’ve reached the main event that has been several months in the making. “Twists and Turns” Oscar Burns has been a fighting champion, turning back challengers big and small since winning the championship back in June. He’ll be just shy of 300 days when he puts the title on the line against Mikey Unlikely! These two were both considered fan favorites back at DEFIANCE Road, but personally never saw eye to eye. That bubbling tension came to a boil when Burns defeated Mikey with a roll-up at DEFIANCE Road. After the match, Burnsie was given the spotlight by Mikey… only for the former SoHer and Tag Team Champion to THROW Burns from the stage!

Christie Zane:
I know, I couldn’t believe he did that! That had to suck!

Lance Warner:
Burns tried to turn away any future challenges from Mikey Unlikely, citing his untrustworthy attitude and heinous actions, believing he wouldn’t be a good representative of DEFIANCE. But week after week as Burns tried to defend the FIST and add to his impressive resume as a dominant champion, Mikey hit him where it hurts… the ring. Multiple challenges and matches ruined before Burns finally SNAPPED. He headbutted Mikey Unlikely, busted him open and accepted his challenge for this massive rematch. After weeks and weeks of needling the champion, the self-professed World’s Greatest Sports Entertainer has finally been given the match he’s wanted. 

Christie Zane:
For what? Being a tool and messing with Burnsie like a little kid?

Lance Warner:
Mikey has had several opportunities at the FIST, but no matter how good he has been and no matter how many big moments he’s had as a former World Tag Team Champ and one of the most dominant Southern Heritage Champions, he has yet to win the big one. Rumor has it this could be his last chance at the FIST. He’s grown desperate and while Burns may be the better overall pure mat wrestler, we’ve seen Mikey overcome just about that has come his way…

Angus once again leaps into the frame. 

Angus Skaaland:
Pimps up, Hoes down, Lancie. Pimps being Burnsie, Hoes being McFuckass. Get in the Bin, Mikey McFuckass. 

And once more, the spiteful color commentator and BRAZEN head booker leave as Lance shakes his head. 

Lance Warner:
Can Oscar Burns repeat DEFIANCE ROAD and finally put away Mikey Unlikely for good? Can the star-obsessed Mikey Unlikely finally make good on a promise to make history as DEFIANCE’s first Triple Crown Winner? The FIST of DEFIANCE is on the line in our main event of DEFCON this Sunday! 

Christie Zane:
I can’t wait!

Lance Warner:

I’m definitely hyped, too, Christie. Folks, that is our complete card for DEFCON 2020, live from the SOLD-OUT UNO Lakefront Arena! But you can watch us on all major Pay-Per-View events as well as DEFonDEMAND. Also follow us at defiancewrestling.com and stay tuned for news on our Clash of the BRAZEN Special the night before DEFCON! Our next CLASH of the BRAZEN special will be hosting a new tournament including BRAZEN stars and our new affiliation with British promotion, Avalon Pro Wrestling, but we will also crown a NEW BRAZEN Champion as well as our first-ever BRAZEN Tag Team Champions as well! Two nights of AMAZING action you won’t see anywhere else!

Christie Zane:
BRAZEN and DEFIANCE? YASSSS! SO CLOSE!

Lance Warner:
A special thanks to the band MAN WITH A MISSION for their theme “Break The Contradiction.” For Christie Zane, I’m Lance Warner! And we’ll see you for CLASH of the BRAZEN and DEFCON!

Voiceover:
THAT’S RIGHT! THE MAN NOT BEHIND SUCH HITS AS CERTIFIED SUBURBAN BRINGS YOU THE DEBUT ALBUM, “MAKE THE FIST GREAT AGAIN” BY SCOTT STEVENS.

 

1. Make the FIST Great Again

2. Mikey Money = Bankrupt

3. King Midas (I Got All The Belts)

4. The TRUMP of DEFIANCE

5. At Least I’m Not Oscar Burns

6. You Just Got FISTED

7. Stevens Dynasty is the ONLY Dynasty

8. Big George on the Track

9. Bo Knows

10. What Time Is It? (Dibbins Destroying Time)

Bonus:

You Just Got DOUBLE FISTED

I Come from The Land of High Octane

Vote 4 Stevens       

Voiceover:
IF YOU DON’T COP THIS ALBUM NOW YOU’LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNLESS YOU’RE AN OSCAR BURNS FAN THEN YOU CAN JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF.

The sound of someone falling and screaming is heard in the background.

Voiceover:
THIS ALBUM IS SO HOT ICELAND WAS JUST RENAMED TO LAND BECAUSE THE HOTNESS OF THIS ALBUM MELTED THE ICE!!!!!!

An image of ice melting is seen.

Voiceover:
THIS ALBUM IS ALREADY FIVE TIMES PLUTONIUM IN THE MIDDLE EAST SON! FIVE TIMES PLUTONIUM! FUCK GOLD! FUCK PLATINUM! IT GETS NUCLEAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

An image of a mushroom cloud is seen.

Voiceover:
GO TO MFGA.COM AND COP THE ALBUM NOW!

 

Scott Stevens:
I’m Scott Stevens and I approve of this message.

DEF TV 132 EXCLUSIVE AFTER-SHOW WITH THE DUNSON CLAN

Paul Dunson and his two sons Richie and Todd a.k.a. The Dunson Clan are standing by and watching a replay of what happened to their rival of the last few weeks, Nathaniel Eye. He was successful in a tag team match with his friend Dex Joy against the combined forces of Carny and Scrow. Eye paid the price for that win later in the night when Carny Sinclair and Scrow attacked Eye backstage and rolled a production crate against his skull. 

And now The Dunson Clan are laughing like jerks!

Paul Dunson:
Ha ha ha ha ha! Boys, look at that idiot! See his skull bounce off that crate?

Todd Dunson:
Yeah! What a dumb ass!

Richie Dunson:
And he had the nerve to challenge us to a match at DefCon! Pops, what do you think? Should be accept the pretty boy's challenge?

Paul looks at his sons. 

Paul Dunson:
Richie, I'm pretty sure that I taught both you and Todd better than that ... of course we are! He's hurt! There's no way that he's going to be 100% by Defcon! 

Paul puts his focus on the camera in front of him now. 

Paul Dunson:
Nate boy ... you may have beaten my sons in singles matches and you took away the chance for us to compete at DefCon for those Tag titles ... but I beat you on Uncut because I'm better than you and you know it. 

That grin doesn't leave the father of the Dunson Clan. 

Paul Dunson:
We accept your challenge but we'll add a little stipulation. If you want us Nate, you get all of us! If you want to fight, it'll be my boys and I against against whoever you think you can get to join you. We know it isn't your fat buddy, Dex, because he's busy fighting battles he can't win against Scrow and Carny Sinclair. That leaves you wide open and I'm pretty sure that you don't have any friends back there other than your good buddy. 

Richie and Todd are trading high fives now in the background. 

Richie Dunson:
We're going to DefCon! We're going to DefCon!

Todd Dunson:
Yeah!!!!!!!

Paul Dunson turns to his boys and then back to face the camera. 

Paul Dunson:
We'll be seeing you at DefCon, Nate ... if you aren't too brain damaged, that is ...

Voiceover:
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come FOR YOU TO MAKE THE FIST GREAT AGAIN!

A clip of Stevens hitting Oscar Burns with the FIST is shown.

Voiceover:
That’s right for the first time on home entertainment, DEFIANCE Wrestling in association with My Family is Better Than You Productions, present: SCOTT STEVENS: THE ONE TRUE FIST.

The cover of the dvd is shown with Stevens behind a podium and an American and Texas Flag mashup holding his FIST up high.

Voiceover:
You will see his incredible debut where he beat the holy hell out of Oscar Burns and said the two most famous words ever sopken on DEFYTV, “Fuck DEFIANCE.”

Clip of DEFIANCE TV 89 is shown.

Voiceover:
Fast forward to his pay-per-view debut and against Oscar Burns.

Clip of Maximum DEFIANCE 2017 is shown.

Voiceover:
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

A finger wagging is shown.

Voiceover:
You have Stevens destroying the Murray brothers and his controversial match against Cayle Murray for the FIST.

Clip of DEFIANCE TV 95 is shown.

Voiceover:
You have the Texan’s first championship reigns from the tag championship with Kendrix to the debut of the Fuck DEFIANCE Cup.

Images of the FDC and Tag title are shown.

Voiceover:
You have the crowning achievement in Scott Stevens’ already legendary as he finally becomes the FIST after defeating the paper champion, Oscar Burns.

Clip from Ascension 2018 is shown.

Voiceover:
However, the fun doesn’t stop. We have more great matches showing Stevens as he defends his fist and continues to dominate all competition as the FIST and as TRIOS champion. Go to MFGA.com and pick up your copy today

Scott Stevens:
I’m Scott Stevens and I approve this message.

The scene is a dim-lit room where Lance Warner sits on a padded leather chair. Across the way, Tyler Fuse, Conor Fuse and Princess Desire sit on their own separate leather chairs. The backdrop is a black curtain and the DEFCON logo is off to the right hand side.

Lance Warner:
Thank you, all three of you, for accepting this intervie-

Tyler cuts him off.

Tyler Fuse:
We aren’t really accepting the interview, Lance. This is just a means to make an additional statement.

Lance Warner:
Okay, then. What statement would you like to make? The three of you made a big one on DEFtv last week, blindsiding and attacking The Crescent City Kid-

He’s cut off again.

Tyler Fuse:
We did what anyone in our position would do, Lance. My brother and I are the best tag team in DEFIANCE Wrestling. We are the most consistent. We bring it every single night. And yet… we feel like we’re being held back.

Conor is nodding frantically in the background. It’s clear he’s trying to keep him composure and not act up too much… for now.

Tyler Fuse:
We beat The WrestleFriends. WE deserve the Tag Team Achievement match at DEFCON.

Lance interjects.

Lance Warner:
Well, I’m sorry boys but you lost that outcome. You didn’t have to participate in the tag team battle royal, you just had to defeat the winners of it later in the night and unfortunately, you failed.

Tyler Fuse:
And why did we fail, Lance?

Conor answers the question before Lance can reply.

Conor Fuse:
We LOST because of Gulf Coast Connection getting into OUR business!

Typically, Tyler would be pissed at Conor jumping into the conversation but he glances back at his brother and then methodically towards Warner.

Tyler Fuse:
Those punks couldn’t stay down. I don’t care about their hurt feelings. We outsmarted them once and as you saw last week, well, we just outsmarted them again.

Tyler turns to Princess Desire, as it was revealed on DEFtv 132 she was working alongside Fuse Bros. 360 this entire time and is married to Tyler, outside of the ring.

Tyler Fuse:
The Crescent City Kid thought he actually had a chance with her? Please.

Lance Warner:
Well, let’s get to that. Desire, *amen* Princess Desire, what do you have to say for your actions?

The camera pans to The Princess. However, she doesn’t say a word. She barely even blinks. Instead, she just stares a hole through Lance Warner’s head. It’s clearly beginning to make him uncomfortable.

Lance Warner:
I… uh…

He scoffs.

Tyler Fuse:
Look pal, don’t worry about her. She will make her verbal statement when the time is right. All you need to know is Gulf Coast took everything away from us so, we took everything away from them. And let me tell you this, Lance: the worst is yet to come.

Conor jumps in again, unable to keep his mouth shut for this long.

Conor Fuse:
Damn right, Red Ring of DEATH Match, in t-minus 6 days. My brother and I are going to show those NPC’s once and for all they should have STAYED DOWN.

Lance Warner:
Okay boys, a few more questions. First, what does the Red Ring of Death Match even mean?

Tyler looks at Conor. Player Two can barely contain himself with a look of “how the hell does this guy NOT know what the match means!?” So rattled by Lance’s ignorance, Conor’s at a loss for words… which has probably never happened before.

Tyler pats Conor on the back.

Tyler Fuse: [to Conor Fuse]
Don’t worry, not everyone reads the manual…

Conor nods. Tyler turns his attention back to Lance.

Tyler Fuse:
You’ll see on Sunday.

Lance Warner:
Okay then. Finally, we were talking about The Crescent City Kid. The three of you are aware that he suffered significant injuries at the hands of your beating on DEFtv 132, correct? He is not cleared to compete in the match so it will be Aaron King and Theodore Cain you’ll be facing, instead of all three.

Tyler’s typical stoic look takes a brief moment and shows a sense of delight. Then he goes back to his emotionless ways.

Tyler Fuse:
Don’t worry, King and Cain will join him on the sidelines next week.

Conor Fuse:
It’s GAME OVER for all three of them.

Lance Warner:
Well, that’s all the time we have here on this UNCUT special edition interview. Thank yo-

Tyler Fuse:
I want to make one more thing clear. The entire DEFIANCE roster is on notice. I am not someone you want to make angry and my brother will find any way to outsmart you, as well. Gulf Coast is just the first step in our evolved state of mind. I want you, Lance and everyone watching at home to make note… Red Ring of Death, DEFCON, it’s just the beginning.

Tyler unhooks the mic from his t-shirt and heads off-camera with Desire and Conor following behind.

Lance is awkwardly left there by himself.

Lance Warner:
We’ll see you at DEFCON, everyone. Thank you for joining us!