DEFIANCE Uncut 190

 

DDK:
DEFIANTS, welcome to UNCUT! I’m “Downtown” Darren Keebler and as always, giving you the story behind all the P-B-P by me… Lance Warner!

Lance:
What a MASSIVE show we just had, Darren! Coming off Satoween! Coming off Brock Newbludd’s search for his next opponent for the ACE of DEFIANCE! Coming off a VERY TENSE situation erupting between Henry Keyes, Dan Ryan, Lindsay Troy and “Cool” Cancer Jiles to end the show! Titanes Familia running amok! Conor and Tyler Fuse reunited, but not the way the Faithful want! And…

DDK:
I know, I know! Lots of action covered! And tonight, we’ve got in-ring action on tap for you! FLEX goes one-on-one with a former World Trios Champion and current BRAZEN star, Aleczander The Great! And “The GLOAT” Mil Vueltas graces us with his presence in our main event when he takes on Count Novick!

Lance:
We’re gonna get to the action here with Darren Quimbey ready to call our opening match! 

The camera flies on over to Darren Quimbey in the ring!

Darren Quimbey:
The following singles match is set for one fall! 

♫ “Flexecution” by Logic ♫

Walking out from the back with purpose, FLEX walks out from the back with a hood covering his head and a golden shroud covering his body. He throws the shroud off, to reveal the amazing physique that he has been famous for! Wearing bright gold tights and wrist tape, along with white kneepads and boots with gold lines, FLEX basks in the jeers. He points to both sides of the stage and actually gets some cheers from The Faithful with a blue and yellow LADS headband on!

Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… from Santa Monica, California, weighing in at 270 pounds… THIS… IS… FLEX!

FLEX reaches the ring and enters before throwing up his arms to a nice reaction before his wraparound shades come off and the headband does as well! He waves them both in the air and slingshots the headband out into the crowd where a few fans fight to catch the souvenir! The camera then goes to the stage for his opponent!

♫ “Great” by Instruction ♫

The music plays out from the back wearing new dark purple tights, knee pads, boots and tassels with the flexing “A” symbol on the front! 

Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent … from Miami, Florida, by way of Manchester, England weighing in at 257 pounds… ALECZANDER THE GREAT!

The BRAZEN coach and former DEFIANCE World Trios Champion gets a mixed reaction but still looks as chiseled as he always has. He heads down to the ring and then climbs up. He poses on the middle turnbuckle, flexing his tremendous biceps before he jumps back into the ring. He looks across from the ring and also throws up his muscles. FLEX does so in return and the two get into an impromptu flex-off, practically in each other’s faces aggressively until Rex Knox has to step in and get in between them! 

Lance:
Things are just about getting out of hand between these two! 

DDK:
Indeed! 

When Rex Knox creates enough distance, Rex Knox calls for the bell!

DING DING

The two big, proud musclebound bulls lock up quickly! They fight and struggle in the ring in a classic collar-and-elbow tie-up and struggle by going at the ropes! FLEX has Aleczander cornered, but the former member of Team HOSS turns it around and pushes him into the corner. Then FLEX turns him around until he gets him near the ropes and then clings onto the ropes to get Rex Knox to force a break. FLEX breaks cleanly. 

FLEX:
All good, all good! I’m gonna be a member of The Lads soon enough and they’re gonna let me in if I play it straight! 

He laughs and taps Aleczander on the head, but this infuriating Mancunian Muscle who turns him around and delivers a cheap shot to the side of the head! Aleczander then slams his face into the buckle and shouts in FLEX’s face. 

Aleczander The Great:
Why the hell would they want YOU, mate?! When they can have all…(hits a bicep pose) … THIS!? 

FLEX gets pulled out of the corner and into a short-arm clothesline. He ducks under the shot and comes off the ropes and SMACKS Aleczander The Great into a huge running double sledge to the chest and sends him into the ropes! 

DDK:
Oooh! He calls that… Flexin’ on ‘em! And that’s exactly what he did!

Lance:
And look! He’s got Aleczander The Great up!

Still stunned from Flexin’ on Em’, Aleczander gets picked up in a scoop slam position and twirls around several rotations as Aleczander shouts! The Kansas City Faithful love what they’re seeing when FLEX stops and DROPS the former BRAZEN Star Cup champion on his back with a spinning scoop slam! FLEX shouts to the cheering crowd! 

DDK:
What a spinning body slam! And the huge elbow drop follows! Cover!

ONE!

TWO… NO!

Aleczander kicks out, but FLEX looks like he’s having a good time as he starts to sit up and starts doing push-ups on the canvas!

Lance:
Both men have been showing off those famous physiques through this bout! 

DDK:
What about FLEX Joy, the Flexest Boy last week? That was something! 

As Aleczander tries to get back to his feet, FLEX lays into him with a hard-hitting chop! He fires off another shot! After spinning Aleczander around, he goes into fight-or-flight mode when he feels FLEX trying to secure the full nelson submission! 

DDK:
FLEX could win this right now! 

Aleczander scurries for the ropes and slips his foot through, once again forcing Rex Knox to go in and take the break! FLEX looks disappointed but he does play it straight and lets go of the hold. 

DDK:
Aleczander once again makes it to the ropes… HEY! 

The Faithful start jeering the former BRAZEN Star Cup champion after he grabs onto the neck of FLEX near the ropes and drops him throat-first across the top rope! Aleczander sits on the apron and grins like a jackass before he rolls under the ropes and back into the ring. FLEX still clutches his neck when Aleczander charges in with a HUGE spear to the canvas followed by unleashing several big rights!

DDK:
Aleczander The Great going to the old Team HOSS well… power moves and cheap shots from any which way he can get it!

Lance:
It’s that kind of training he’s trying to instill upon Somchai and FAFNIR in the group… even though I’m pretty sure FAFNIR has more experience than him! 

Aleczander finally relents on the right hands and then pulls FLEX up to his feet. He gets him up in a front facelock and throws a couple of knee lifts into his chest to keep him stunned before he throws him high up into a picture-perfect snap suplex! FLEX hits the canvas and now it’s Aleczander’s turn to hit the bicep kiss and then drop a huge elbow right into the chest! 

DDK:
Great suplex followed by that elbow drop from FLEX! Right into another cover!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

DDK:
Kickout by FLEX! I am impressed that he is playing it on the straight and narrow, but Aleczander took full advantage and he’s been in control since! 

Aleczander then applies an inverted facelock to FLEX on the mat and starts to batter him across the chest with multiple clubbing forearms! He keeps it up for as many shots as he can allow before Rex Knox warns him!

Lance:
Look at him! Just relentless with these shots!

DDK:
He calls this Clangin’ and Bangin’! Another cover!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

FLEX kicks out again and Aleczander looks unhappy with that result! He gets up and then turns over FLEX on the canvas. He puts a well-placed stomp into the middle of FLEX’s back and then tries to go for the submission! Aleczander then throws his arms out to tell him that’s it! 

DDK:
He’s got this submission attempt! He calls this move The BPI - British Power International! 

He goes for the submission and tries to hoist FLEX on his back… but before he’s fully able to do it, FLEX fights up! He gets to his knees and despite Aleczander’s attempts to block, FLEX POWERS himself up and then drops Aleczander with a massive electric chair in the center of the ring! 

DDK:
What a counter from FLEX! What power! That was crazy! Aleczander The Great goes close to two-sixty and he just took him for a ride with that Electric Chair! 

Fighting to get back to his feet after that big burst of power, FLEX fights and then leans into the ropes! He waits on Aleczander to stand and when he gets up to a knee, FLEX DRILLS him into the canvas with a thrust spinebuster! 

Lance:
DAMN! Now THAT was a spinebuster! 

DDK:
FLEX just SPIKED him with the Flexecutive Decision! And it looks like he’s got that full nelson submission in mind again!

Aleczander doesn’t know which way is up and thinks that two-plus-two is dog when FLEX gets his hands ready… then locks in the full nelson submission! He starts to shake Aleczander around, who’s already partially out of it because of the Flexecutive Decision right before! FLEX shouts for Aleczander to tap out, but it doesn’t take too long at all before he goes black! Once Rex Knox sees that the former BRAZEN Star Cup champion has gone limp, he calls out for the bell! 

DING DING DING

♫ “Flexecution” by Logic ♫

Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner as a result of a submission... FLEX!! 

He throws Aleczander to the canvas and then celebrates with Rex Knox, who raises his arm! FLEX then starts to head to a corner and raises his hand to the cheering Faithful!

Lance:
What a win there by FLEX! Two in a row on UNCUT! 

DDK:
FLEX trying to keep the action clean and despite Aleczander’s best efforts to steal the win, that’s the second win for FLEX! We’ll be back with more in-ring action shortly! 

FLEX celebrates with the Kansas City Faithful outside of the ring in the front row and gets cheers as the show moves on! 

DDK:
Up next, we’ve got the first of two Titanes Familia members in action when Brooklynn Rivera takes on BRAZEN star Todd Dunson! 

Lance:
It’s been a new beginning for Todd and Richie Dunson in BRAZEN after their own father, Paul, left them high and dry to bring in his new meal ticket there, Cannonball Dunson. But tonight, I don’t know that I’d want to be Todd. Brooklynn Rivera has a HUGE opportunity ahead of her next week!

DDK:
That’s right! We just received word that next week, “La Angelita” Brooklynn Rivera will go one-on-one with “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas!

Lance:
What a HUGE opportunity for one of the Familia’s Golden Children! We’ve seen DLJ come up a winner against Punch Drunk Purcell -- with a little help from the Familia -- in that Tables match! Can Brooklynn win tonight leading into her match with Scott Douglas? 

Darren Quimbey is in the ring to introduce participants of the next match! 

Darren Quimbey:
The following singles match is set for one fall! Introducing first… 

♫  "Muerto Thrash” by Blackheart NC, FKxU and Konrad OldMoney ♫

The lights swirl back and forth between red, blue and gold as out from the back, comes a woman with her hair tied up in gold bands into two very long braids. Wearing black MMA gloves with “Familia” written in gold, a black tank top with a Puerto Rico flag patch sewn in with white and gold gear, Rivera takes in the jeers from the masses and sneers back at all of them, looking completely unnerved as she heads to the ring solo.

Darren Quimbey:
…representing Titanes Familia, being accompanied by Titaness… from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 177 pounds… ”LA ANGELITA” BROOKLYNN RIVERA!

Brooklynn holds her arms out on the apron with a callous expression on her face. The 5’11” athlete climbs into the ring with Todd Dunson in his corner getting a pep talk from his brother, Richie. 

Darren Quimbey:
And her opponent… already in the ring from Mt. Hope, West Virginia, weighing in at 200 pounds… TODD DUNSON!

The long-time BRAZEN member gets some polite cheers from The Faithful, but turns around from posing for the crowd to catch a jacket. When he tosses the jacket out of the way, the action begins when Brooklynn ROCKS Todd Dunson with a big palm strike upside the jaw! Seeing the action moving quickly, Carla Ferrari calls for the bell!

DING DING

DDK:
Carla Ferrari using the referee’s discretion to get the action officially started! I see that Brooklynn took a page out of Papa Tez’s book! 

Lance:
Indeed! That’s exactly how Uriel Cortez started his main event against Brock Newbludd, leading to him bringing the Southern Heritage Championship to the Familia! 

With Todd Dunson considerably rocked, he is seeing stars and stumbles right into a huge koshi-guruma arm throw! 

DDK:
Impressive work by Brooklynn Rivera, like it or not! That judo throw is called a Koshi-guruma! Brooklynn Rivera really blends that size with that judo background and that striking ability of hers and makes her so unique in the ring!

Lance:
She can certainly be hard to prepare for! 

As Richie Dunson watches his brother get the tar beat out of him for the moment, Brooklynn Rivera stands over him practically waiting for Todd to get up. When he tries to get to a knee, Brooklynn goes low and knocks him right into his back using a big basement dropkick off the ropes! Todd Dunson hits the canvas while La Angelita picks herself up and gets booed! She reacts to the noise with a sadistic smile as she looks back to Todd Dunson. 

DDK:
Brooklynn getting off to a hot start… ooh! And she’s going right after the left arm of Todd Dunson! 

As Todd tries to push himself back up using his hands, Rivera kicks the left arm out from under him using a running penalty kick! Todd falls to the mat and grabs his arm close to him, but Rivera doesn’t give him a chance to recover. She grabs the arm and slams it against the mat. Before Dunson can recover, Rivera jumps and hits a double foot stomp right on the arm! Dunson is in pain now and cradles what could very well be a damaged left arm as Rivera stalks over him. 

Lance:
Ever since Dunson got jumped at the start of the match, he hasn’t had any chance to really mount any kind of offense, has he?

DDK:
None at all! Not only is Rivera so tall… seemingly a Titanes Familia requirement… but she’s been able to offset a power advantage by opponents with these strikes, judo throws and arm-based submission…

And with that, she goes for a fujiwara armbar on Dunson! Todd yells out in pain as Rivera grabs the arm and starts to pull back on the fingers as well!

DDK:
There’s some joint manipulation as well! Rivera working over that arm and she’s got a finger! 

Dunson has to struggle but finally gets himself a little relief when he snatches a hand on the nearby bottom rope! Carla Ferrari starts a five-count to get Rivera to break and she holds on for four very agonizing seconds for Todd Dunson before finally releasing the hold. She gives Carla Ferrari a dirty look and then turns back to face Dunson who is now trying to stand in a corner. Richie Dunson is outside the ring trying to cheer on his younger brother as Rivera looks ready to charge. 

Lance:
And here comes Rivera! 

She tries to run towards the corner for a forearm, but Todd Dunson gets a boot up first and kicks at her arm! Rivera backs up and charges again blindly, this time eating a quick elbow! Dunson’s left arm slows him down a little, but he fights through the pain and climbs to the middle rope before taking flight with a missile dropkick that knocks Rivera off her feet! Dunson lands on the mat and still holds his arm, but tries to get some feeling back into the joint before he can get back to his feet!

DDK:
Dunson counters with that missile dropkick! Can he follow up? 

Dunson may give up a couple of inches in height to Rivera, but he flies off the ropes and then comes back with a flying forearm off the ropes! He gets back up and then charges off the opposite side to take Rivera down with a second flying forearm! After knocking her down a second time, Todd Dunson gets a polite chorus of cheers from The Faithful as he get back to his feet. Rivera tries to pull herself up, but Dunson is right behind her to take her down with a belly-to-back suplex! He gets back to his feet and hits the ropes before scoring with a flipping senton into the cover!

ONE!

TWO… KICKOUT! 

DDK:
Kickout quickly by Brooklynn Rivera! But Dunson might have a chance! 

Todd Dunson is ready and tries to grab Rivera by the neck. He starts to run towards the ropes to kick off for a tornado DDT, but Rivera is able to throw him away. When he runs back, he gets CRACKED upside the head with a big roaring back elbow strike that sends him flopping back to the mat! The Faithful collectively wince as Rivera angrily goes to grab the arm and then locks in a kimura lock with leg scissors around the body of Dunson!

DDK:
The Goodnight Kiss elbow follows into the Kimura! She’s got the armbar locked in that bad arm!

Richie Dunson tries to encourage Todd to fight, but the pain is too great…

TAP TAP TAP TAP!

DING DING DING

♫  "Muerto Thrash” by Blackheart NC, FKxU and Konrad OldMoney ♫

Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner as a result of a submission… BROOKYLNN RIVERA!

After scoring the tapout, Rivera quickly releases the hold. She doesn’t stick around to let Carla Ferrari raise her hand and simply rolls out of the ring after completing a job. Leaving to the back, Rivera gets jeers on the way out!

DDK:
A submission victory for Brooklynn Rivera! Trust me, it won’t be that easy when she’s stepping into the ring with a DEFIANCE legend like “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas next week when DEFIANCE hits France!

Lance:
Brooklynn appears read! And we know wherever Rivera goes, Dan Leo James and “DEFIANCE’s Biggest Hero” Mil Vueltas aren’t too far behind! 

DDK:
We’ve reached tonight’s main event with a special appearance by none other than the self-professed “DEFIANCE’S Biggest Hero” Mil Vueltas about to go one-on-one with Count Novick! 

Lance:
We’ve been seeing Mil Vueltas try to recruit “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas to his new cause of -- and these are Mil’s own words -- “cleaning up DEFIANCE.” Yes, they did put out OSCAR BURNS and the GC Universe… but nobody is believing that he and Titanes Familia have this company’s best interest at heart. 

DDK:
I remain highly skeptical, especially considering both times that Douglas has declined Mil’s help, that Mil has taken cheap shots, which also caused both men to get ejected from our recent DEFIANCE Fan Fest event in Kansas City. Eventually, Douglas will get his hands on Mil in the ring, but we have to focus on right now! Mil makes a rare UNCUT appearance against the cult favorite, Count Novick, here tonight! 

The bell rings as Quimbey greets The Faithful. 

Darren Quimbey:
The following singles match is your main event of UNCUT and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… 

♫ “Hero” by Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott ♫

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Kansas City Faithful are already at a fever pitch of hate! A white spotlight shines up in the arena. Standing in said white spotlight, being taken to task by The Faithful is none other than the man who took OSCAR BURNS out of action at Acts of DEFIANCE and followed that up with a win over “The Biggest Boy” Dex Joy (via countout…)

Darren Quimbey:
Representing Titanes Familia! From Tijuana, Mexico and currently residing in… your hearts… weighing in at 180 pounds… He is The man who rid DEFIANCE of OSCAR BURNS… He is The Man of a Thousand Flips! He is The GLOAT! And he is DEFIANCE’s Biggest Hero… 

Pause. 

Darren Quimbey:
MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… VUELTASSSSSSSS!

Yelling to The Faithful like they were cheering him on (hint: They aren’t. At all.), the GLOAT walks down the steps heading down towards the ring, dressed in all-white mask, baggy pants-length tights and boots all decorated with gold and silver rhinestones, along with a fur coat! As he steps over the ropes, DEFIANCE’s Biggest Hero waves and blows kisses to The Faithful. He then heads up into the ring as Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott’s musical stylings serenade the arena! He stands with a foot leaning on the top turnbuckle and points to the heavens with a single white spotlight illuminating his appearance! 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Sparkling pyro erupts from the other three turnbuckles before Mil leaps into the ring and sheds his cape. 

Lance:
This is too much. 

DDK:
It really is. 

The music cuts as Mil holds a hand to his heart and listens to the fans booing! 

Mil Vueltas:
Si! Si! Boo the undead! Boo the vampir!

On the DEFiatron, a castle on a hill. In a crackling thunder storm. The entire screen turns black and white with a filter that makes it look like an old talkie.A burst of lighting, and we are now inside the creepy medieval castle, and a figure shrouded in shadow slowly rises from the floor like a plank. And then…

♫ ”Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)” by Concrete Blond ♫

A burst of fog billows out from the rampway. And in the center of that fog, a figure. A figure shielding himself from prying eyes by using his cape to hide his face. But there’s no mistaking who this… and The Faithful sure know…

The Faithful:
AH!! HA!!! HA!!!

And with that, the cape is dramatically swirled away, revealing Count Novick! The Count is dressed in usual gothic inspired ring gear!  Novick grins a dastardly grin to the sea of Faithful cheering for him, creeping toward the ring with an exaggerated stride as his head shoots back and forth. Halfway down the ramp, he stomps directly in front of the camera to raise both eyebrows in quick succession before continuing his creepy dance to the ring.

Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent…From Bran, Transylvania, and weighing in at two-hundred and one pounds… COUNT NOVICK!

Once Novick reaches the ring, he removes his own cape as an unimpressed Mil Vueltas lays across the top turnbuckle, arms behind his head. Referee Johnny Fastcountini calls for the bell!

DING DING

Mil Vueltas meets Count Novick in the center of the ring and has a hand up getting ready to lock up with DEFIANCE’S oldest living wrestler. He holds the hand up, but when The Count tries to take it, Mil rolls underneath with a front flip and pops back to his feet to show off, only to get met with… 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The GLOAT looks almost offended by that as Count Novick looks ready to wrestle. Mil wants to lock up again and when they do, The Count uses his height to try and whip Mil across the ring. He goes along with it, only to counter with a cartwheel out of the move! Mil poses again… 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DDK:
As usual, Mil isn’t really endearing himself! 

He yells out to The Faithful!

Mil Vueltas:
Come on! Boo him! He evil! He bites people’s necks! I wear white! I do flips! That means I’m good guy! 

To illustrated his point further, he does a standing backflip and holds up his hands only to get even LOUDER jeers! Meanwhile, Novick holds up a hand indicating he wants to show off. Mil looks at him with a look of “oh, really?” and then backs up to let Novick show off… 

Count Novick:
AH! AH AH!

AH AH AH!

Vueltas looks annoyed by this, but tries to hide it when The Count turns around and Mil gives him a golf clap. He goes to offer up a hand, but then throws a kick that Novick catches with his hands! 

Lance:
Uh-oh! Mil got caught! He didn’t like Count Novick getting the crowd’s attention! 

He throws Mil up into the air, but Mil backflips and lands on his feet, followed by catching Novick with a Greco-Roman poke to the eye! Jonny Fastcountini warns him not to do it again, but Mil ignores him and then ROCKS The Count with a lightning-fast rolling wheel kick that knocks him backwards into the corner! Mil rolls onto his stomach and then front flips to his feet! 

DDK:
It’s such a shame! Mil Vueltas is really a fantastic athlete. He might be one of the fastest men in DEFIANCE, but his attitude is so ROTTEN! He backstabbed OSCAR BURNS, defeated Dex Joy via questionable means and now he’s been antagonizing Scott Douglas!

Mil goes over to the corner occupied by The Count and then starts unleashing some STIFF shoot kicks into the midsection. He winds him down with a few and then runs the corner with a flying kick to the face! The momentum carries Mil to the apron, who kicks The Count’s leg out to get him to a seated position in the corner before flying back in with a HUGE corner slingshot dropkick!

DDK:
Tres Patadas by Mil! Three kicks could get the three-count! 

The GLOAT pulls The Count out of the corner and throws himself backwards into a lax cover!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Mil still looks surprised Novick kicked out despite the lazy cover!

Lance:
Mil is taking this as a night off, it seems. That could be a big mistake! 

The GLOAT picks him up by the neck and doubles him over with a spinning sole kick. He then takes off towards the ropes and connects to the side of the head with another kick to the side of the head that has him down! 

DDK:
Mil’s speed makes him so dangerous in that ring! He can fire off multiple strikes and attacks just like that!

Lance:
Indeed! And it looks like he’s ready to finish this match! 

He goes to the top turnbuckle and then looks for a HUGE frog splash… 

NOVICK MOVES!

Mil is able to easily roll through the move and land on his feet but when he turns around, he gets caught with a HUGE sky high-like powerbomb from The Count to CHEERS! Both men are down, but The Faithful are fully behind The Count trying to pull off the major upset tonight! 

DDK:
GREAT counter by Count Novick! He calls that the Bump in the Night! 

Count Novick takes a moment to recollect himself while Mil is rolling across the canvas in pain. The Count then crosses his arms together like he’s rising from a coffin and then kips up to his feet!

Count Novick:
AH AH AH!

When he sees Mil about to get back to his feet, he runs across the ropes and then takes down The Man of a Thousand Flips with a flying headscissors that takes him down! Mil scrambles across the mat in a daze as The Count gets back to his feet and then meets him with a big dropkick! Mil gets knocked down off his feet and has no idea where he is when Novick gets back up. The Count waits on The GLOAT before he jumps to the middle rope and flies back with a huge back elbow!

DDK:
The Count is unleashing some fancy footwork of his own! Beneath this entire… I dunno, facade, he’s a very capable high flyer! 

With Mil down, The Count heads to the top rope and gets ready! He takes flight with a top rope senton…

NOTHING BUT CANVAS!

Lance:
Oh, no! Crash and burn for The Count! Mil Vueltas moved at the last second! 

Barely saving himself some what might have been certain defeat, The GLOAT gets to the corner and pulls himself up. Angrily, he charges just as Novick gets back to his feet and CRACKS him upside the jaw with a jumping bicycle knee strike that might have sent him to dreamland! The Faithful collectively wince from the move before Mil gets back to his feet. He leaps over the ropes to the ring apron and positions himself before coming back in with a HUGE springboard 450 splash!

DDK:
Springboard 450! Mil Vueltas makes these moves look so easy! And I think that might be it! 

Mil is the only one counting along with the official! 

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING DING DING

♫ “Hero” by Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott ♫

Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner… MIL VUELTAS!

Rather than stick around to get his arm raised by Jonny Fastcountini, Mil takes a bow and then runs a lap around the outside of the ring to celebrate! Jonny looks confused, but Mil is in his own little world!

Mil Vueltas:
WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! ¡MIL VUELTAS ES PARA LOS NIÑOS!

He runs into the hard camera at ringside. 

Mil Vueltas:
¡MIL VUELTAS ES PARA LOS NIÑOS! EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MIL VUELTAS!

Lance:
Welp… another victory for Mil Vueltas tonight! 

DDK:
And we have to call this one, folks. For Lance Warner, I’m “Downtown” Darren Keebler! Good night, everybody and we will see you next week from Marseilles, France for the first of three-shows on our European tour! 

The final shot of the show is The GLOAT doing a couple of cartwheels ringside after his huge win and then falling to his knees as if he’s won the FIST! 

THIS.

IS.

DEFIANCE.