Getaway Jones Biography

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TALKING DEF

"We have, after all, returned to the �"great” city of New Orleans. A place most famous for its tendency to get drunk and nude. A city with a whooping 71% graduation rate in its local school system - which seems high until you realize that New Orleans routinely graduates students who are unable to read as evidenced by the quality of the signs here tonight. But why would you care? You don’t need to read to flash your breasts for beads though, do you? And the most egregious offense of all: New Oreleans birthed this ignorant, aggressively stupid, childish excuse for a company. Yes, children, it is fitting - DEFIANCE was born from a decrepit landfill full of ignorant swamp-folk, and for its 200th episode it returns to the black hole of civilization from whence it came."

- Ned Reform

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts