Vae Victis - DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Kraken” Henry Keyes
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

VAE VICTIS TAG TEAM MATCH CONFIRMED AGAINST ELISE ARES & PARTNER AT DEFTV 184

[“The Airship” - St. Louis, MO, March 14, 2023] Vae Victis is pleased to announce that for the main event of Night 1 of DEFtv 184, a tag team match has been signed pitting “The Kraken” Henry Keyes and his Very Large Cowboy Friend Clay Byrd versus Elise Ares and a partner of her choosing. Keyes and Byrd will wear pink to mark the occasion of a Wednesday.

The D has been medically disqualified from competing on DEFtv 184, obviously. Furthermore, per an arrangement procured by Favoured Saints majority shareholder and DEFIANCE himself Oscar Burns, the remaining healthy members of Pop Culture Phenoms have been disallowed from competing alongside Elise Ares in this match for being “complete GC’s”.

In an olive branch to Elise Ares, one additional stipulation that began as a friendly backstage suggestion has now become mandatory: given Elise and The D’s particular “stature” in DEFIANCE, the height of Ares’s tag partner must be below 6’0”. Penalties for ignoring this stipulation (or for no-showing the match) include suspension and fines TBD under Oscar Burns’s purview.

You can’t sit with us.

V A E   V I C T I S

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