Vae Victis - DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Kraken” Henry Keyes
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

HENRY KEYES TO DEFEND SOHER AGAINST ELISE ARES AT DEFCON; KEYES TO APPROPRIATELY PREPARE AT DEFTV 185

[“The Airship” - Knoxville, TN, March 27, 2023] Vae Victis is generally annoyed to announce that owing to her pinfall victory over Henry Keyes in their tag match at DEFtv 184, at DEFCON 2023, The Kraken must defend his Southern Heritage Championship against Elise Ares in a stipulation to be named soon. Because Keyes seeks as much preparation as possible competing against tiny shrimp people like Ares in the limited time remaining before DEFCON, Oscar Burns and the Favoured Saints have allotted Keyes the opportunity to appropriately prepare, and in a stroke of good luck, they acquired a last-minute sponsorship deal.

Vae Victis is proud to announce the Short Stack Battlepalooza, sponsored by IHOP. Henry Keyes will valiantly defend his Southern Heritage Championship against a bevy of Silver Dollar-sized members of the DEFIANCE and BRAZEN rosters in a battle royale - with one catch! Keyes can only lose the SOHER if he himself gets pinned. Keyes in particular is keenly aware of the likelihood of conspiracy to be performed against him if this stipulation were not in place, and the Favoured Saints have come to agree.

As the Short Stack Battlepalooza, sponsored by IHOP will be held on Night Two of DEFtv 185, you will not be graced with pink apparel by Henry Keyes.

You can’t sit with us.

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