Title: From The Desk of Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. #4
Featuring: Lindsay Troy
Date: 06/18/2023
Location: â€"The Airship” - Las Vegas, NV

Vae Victis - DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Kraken” Henry Keyes and “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy
legal@strangerfruit.org
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

VAE VICTIS SECURES THE BAG
 

[“The Airship” - Las Vegas, NV, June 18, 2023] Vae Victis is thrilled to announce that the contracts of Lindsay Troy, Henry Keyes, Kerry Kuroyama, Oscar Burns, Clay Byrd, and Sonny Silver have all been renewed for unprecedented amounts somewhere in the range of the high nine figures. This makes the group the highest paid athletes anywhere in all of history then, now, forever, and don’t even try to compete with us, you losers, neener neener neener.

If you want to cry, go cry to your auntie. Don’t come for us.

FYI: Butcher Victorious still makes the company minimum. And is not paid by Oscar Burns. Just so we’re clear.

When asked for comment by mealy-mouthed party-pooper Chris Trutt, manager and advocate Sonny Silver replied, “git gud and stop being a little bitch, bitch.” Then Sonny gave Chris a giant wedgie before the group departed for the Airship aboard their flying Lamborghini.

You can’t sit with us.
 

V A E   V I C T I S

 

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