Title: From The Desk Of Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. #5
Featuring: Lindsay Troy
Date: 09/04/2023
Location: â€"The Airship” - San Francisco, CA

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE (and PRIME) Wrestling

Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy, “The Kraken” Henry Keyes, “The Pacific Blitzkrieg” Kerry Kuroyama, “DEFIANCE” Oscar Burns, “The Silver-Tongued Devil” Sonny Silver, and … *sigh* Butcher Victorious

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

LINDSAY TROY AND HENRY KEYES ARE VERY GOOD AT WRESTLING

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, September 4, 2023] Henry Keyes and Lindsay Troy, alternately known as The Besties and the Co-Consuls of Vae Victis, powered through a loaded field en route to winning the 2023 Milo Flynn Cup this weekend. Their victory in the finals against the seemingly unbeatable forever-PRIME-tag-champs Eminence (Jared Sykes and Justine Calvin) has fueled speculation that Troy and Keyes might expand Vae Victis’ horizons outside DEFIANCE and start a proper tag team run in a major American promotion, as well as increased general rumor-rumbling that Henry Keyes may soon debut in PRIME. When asked about the hot goss, Keyes had this to say:

“I told you people that my allegiances are to Lindsay Troy and gold - it really doesn’t matter where that gold is, tee-bee-aitch.”

The Milo Flynn Cup is one of the longest-running tag tournaments in the country, honoring former NWC mainstay and multi-time tag champion “The Raging Hobo” Milo Flynn. Money raised from the event is donated to charity. Troy and Keyes threw their names into this year’s field in early July, prior to Troy’s injury at Maximum DEFIANCE against Dex Joy. She was cleared for competition on August 31st. There is still no timetable for her return to DEFIANCE.
 

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