Title: From The Desk of Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. #4
Featuring: Henry Keyes
Date: 3/11/2024
Location: “The Airship” - San Francisco, CA

Vae Victis – DEFIANCE (and PRIME) Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy and “The Kraken” Henry Keyes
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE BESTIES IN THE WORLD DO NOT NEGOTIATE MATCH ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH EMOTIONAL TERRORISTS

[“The Airship” - San Francisco, CA, March 11, 2024] Vae Victis and The Besties In The World, the Flynn Cup Champions, and the undisputed most dominant tag team in professional wrestling today are pleased to announce that they do not intend to announce a response at this time to Pat Cassidy and Brock Newbludd’s challenge for a match at DEFCON 2024.

Despite prevalent opinions that exist in the world of journalism and sport, Lindsay Troy and Henry Keyes are under no obligation to respond to anything anyone says for any reason, ever. Uggos are certainly abound in DEFIANCE, and the prestige and honor that comes from being Flynn Cup champions dictates that Troy and Keyes get to do whatever the hell they want, whenever the hell they want, whether you like it or not.

There will be an announcement of their DEFCON plans at some point in the future, maybe, but, and it cannot be emphasized enough, Keyes and Troy do not feel that the Saturday Night Specials are in any position to ask, request, or demand anything from them, and certainly not on any Timeline Of Convenience that others may ascribe to the situation. 

More to follow when we feel like it.

You can’t sit with us.

 

V A E   V I C T I S

 

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