Vae Victis – DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of “The Queen of the Ring” Lindsay Troy and “The Kraken” Henry Keyes
legal@strangerfruit.org

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
IRIS DAVINE IS A CLOWN

[“The Airship” – San Francisco, CA, September 1, 2024] Vae Victis and The Besties In The World, the most important tag team in professional wrestling history and the perpetual cutting edge of taste are annoyed to announce that they have read the recent “rumors” being spread by notorious bimch and all-around fake doctor Iris Davine.

Iris Davine is currently dating Scott Douglas. How are we to trust her judgment? 

The Besties are going to continue to do what they’ve always done, which is any damn thing they want, and they are happy to spread well-wishes to anyone afflicted by big ol’ butthurt about it; may you find the Ointment of Mind Your Own Damn Business your cheeks so crave.

You can’t sit with us.

V A E   V I C T I S

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