[That’s him, Tyson Burke, sitting at the computer.]

[He knows how to use the internet. ]

[Beside him is a greasy pile of fried chicken.]

[Of course he is not known for keeping things clean.]

[His greasy fingers punch the keys on the keyboard, doing all that they can to dig up something… anything on Dewey and Jiles.]

[All that he can find is their bio, which will not do Mike Sloan and Curtis Penn any good in their upcoming bout. Oh, and he can find their win / loss record which is another fact that will not help out Mike and Curtis.]

[He reaches over and grabs a dripping chicken thigh and brings it to his gold plated teeth. One bite and then two before he places it back down on the desk, that’s right kids… no plate.]

Burke: Hmm….

[He taps the keyboard with a few more strokes before he finds himself at www.dailyfailcenter.com , a site that has some serious funny captions. After a few minutes of laughing to himself he decides to shut the computer down and walk away with his two drumsticks and half eaten thigh.]

[A few minutes later.]

[In walks Curtis Penn.]

Penn: What do you mean you couldn’t find anything on them…

[He is yelling over his shoulder at the failed attempt of Tyson Burke.]

Penn: There is a complete history, bio, match completion, and blog about the both of them on the DEIFANCE web site!

[He slams the door behind him and plops down at the computer.]

Penn: Gotta do this myself…

[He touches the keyboard and then the fury of a thousand hells is released.]

Penn: God D@mn IT TYSON!

[The grease is smeared all over the keyboard. The stench of burnt grease flavors the air and it gags Curtis. His gut wrenches and he holds back the spew.]

Penn:  DISGUSTING MOTHERF#CKER!

[His feet are firmly planted on the floor and ready to peel the door off the hinges when the frame of Mike Sloan steps in front of the angry bulldog.]

Sloan: Whoa...

Curtis: Look… Grease…fingerprints… filth!

[Sloan takes a step back and is trying to hold in his laughter.]

Sloan: You two… just like the d@mned Odd Couple.

[Mike steps to the side and motions Curtis threw the door.]

Sloan: Get ‘em.

[Curtis blows past the boss.]

Sloan: I’m gonna need some popcorn for this match.

[He smiles as the last glimpse the camera catches is Curtis Penn chasing Tyson Burke around the gym and Tyson evading Curtis through some obstacles and dummies that are laying around the gym.