Title: An Important Message
Featuring: Jane Katze
Date: 4/13/13
Location: Defiance Promo Booth
[The Defiance Promo Booth.]
[Jane Katze stares at the camera, intently.]
[In her wrestling gear, she grabs a cinderblock from a metal folding chair.]
[She takes brick and puts it between her legs.]
"Lisa, how about Option Five?"
CRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNCH
[Nothing but rubble]
[She smirks.]
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