GM: I don't like this!

JP: THEY'RE CALLING FOR IT ... OH DEAR GOD! DOUBLE ECSTASY! DOUBLE TIGER DRIVER 91'S! As if to celebrate the of Evan Aho, Kin Hiroshi hits his partner's finisher ... and Zieba is there for the count!

1 ...

2 ...

3!!!!

THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!

JG: THEY'VE DONE IT! EVAN AHO AND KIN HIROSHI ... OVERCOMING ALL THE ODDS ... HAVE BEATEN DUPREE AND JP!

GM: Oh with a little help from Erik Zieba don't forget! Special ref! What's that all a'boot!

As Zieba holds up the arms of the victors Aho and Hiroshi, two men leap over the ring barricade, one with hair long in the front, gelled into a point that extends past his chin, clad in a fishnet shirt and leather pants and the other, slightly larger with shorter, blood red hair and a sleeveless shirt with heavily tattooed arms.

JG: The hell?

The men quickly roll into the ring, the one in the fishnet shirt stunning Hiroshi with a blow to the face before whipping him to the ropes. Meanwhile, his compatriot kicks Aho in the back of the leg, causing him to lose his balance and fall. Zieba, now seeing this, turns around as well, but turns right into a swinging chair aimed right at his face by Victoria McCave dropping him instantly! As the dyed red haired man locks a powerful looking ankle lock on Aho, the other lifts Hiroshi onto the top turnbuckle and they both fly off as the man executes a two handed choking powerbomb from the top rope, shaking the ring with the impact. As the other man lets go of the ankle lock, JP grabs the ring mic again and laughs into it before speaking.

JP: MR. ZIEBA ... Allow me to make the proper introductions. Global X-Treme Wrestling...please meet the newest addition to our happy little family...Kyle Carson and Paul Zombie...HORROR BUSINESS!!

Zombie releases the ankle hold, Aho sagging to the mat as Dupree drops down and covers Aho as McCave makes the fast three count. She takes JP's mic and yells into it.

VM: Your REAL winners of this match ... Commisioner JP and Co-Owner Chad DUPREEEEE!!!

McCave raises JP's and Dupree's arms as Horror Business stalks around the fallen Aho, Zieba, and Hiroshi. Dupree takes the mic from Victoria and smirks before speaking.

CD: ZIEBA (shoots a boot) you SON-OF-A-BITCH (Shoots another boot to his head) don't you EVER get involved in my business AGAIN! Oh, and Aho, before you go, there was someone else who wanted to speak to you.

(The lights dim down and the crowd screams in anticipation when suddenly strobe effects come to life and "G-X-W" scrolls quickly across the screen in unison with the opening riffs of "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins. Moments later, Dan Ryan is standing at the entrance holding the GXW Unified Title high over his head. The shot alternates to a shot of Aho struggling to get away from Horror Business and then back to a smirking Ryan as he stalks to the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd and climbs in, stopping as he hovers over Aho and looks down at him with a disgusted look on his face and holds out his hand for a microphone)

Ryan: Evan Aho. (smiling) Evan fucking Aho....in GXW. I've gotta admit, Evan. I didn't think I'd ever see you in a GXW ring again. I never thought you'd have enough "time" to come back here and grant us an audience with what you must perceive as greatness. After all, you don't have enough time to be spending that little time you have wrestling the likes of Gemini, Eric Edwards, John Miller, Zero, Chris Lehew, Dan Ryan, Marcus Johnson. I mean, who the hell are we anyway right? So you asked for some time away. Right?

(Ryan turns and walks toward the ropes deep in thought, then turns back and returns to Aho)

Ryan: And then, color me shocked when it came to my attention that not only were you not taking time off.....but you were going at it full time in CSWA. Or what passes for full time over there. So I thought to myself...I said...Self, we need to teach this fool a lesson. We need to go take up a little side residence ourselves and show him who's boss. And yes, I know I'm sounding a lot like Gemini here but this introspective dialogue is something you just need to know. So I went to Chad Merritt, and oh yes....he was more than happy to offer a contract to the GXW Unified World Champion. But you see, I'm not a dummy. I've never been known for extreme stupidity so I saw the writing on the wall. I know exactly what was going down over there. And you look at CSWA today, and I've gotta ask you, Evan. Do you guys ever actually you know.....wrestle?

(laughter is heard from the crowd as Aho's face turns to one of anger)

Ryan: This was the C-S-W-A. This was supposed to be the pinnacle of wrestling today. All the history, all the great shows, the great talents. THIS? This was the CSWA?? Are you fucking kidding me, Evan??? You came into the GXW offices, put on a little smily face and asked for "time off" so you could return to this?? Well....

(Ryan goes and points out to the crowd)

Ryan: I don't know about all of these people out here, but when you turn tail and bullshit your way out of this company to go work for a piece of crap outfit like that, it kinda pisses me OFF.

(The crowd roars as Ryan gets down close into Aho's face)

Ryan: But I know why you did it, Evan.....(Ryan backs away again)...Did any of you know that Evan Aho...little Evan Aho here...is the current CSWA World Heavyweight Champ?? That's right! We've got wrestling royalty right here in our very presence! The almighty CSWA has lent us the services of their champion for one night only....so very kind of them. But let me say it again...I know why you went back. (Ryan gets back within an inch of Aho's face)......Because you knew damn well that your act...your tired, pathetic Bret Hart "I'm only here to wrestle" whaa whaaa crap...wasn't getting you a sniff in a real company like GXW. And you knew...and pay attention so you know exactly what I'm saying here...EVAN......you knew that as soon as you got back to CSWA it would only take a well placed dick up a certain HORNET'S ass and you would be champion one more time.

(The crowd goes nuts as Evan Aho struggles mightily against his restrainers in fury, but can't get loose)

Ryan: So...I'm sorry Evan. I'm sorry you felt the need to shit on this company for a company full of your prison buddies to bail your career out of the crapper. I'm sorry you made the all time biggest mistake of your career by coming here tonight. And I'm sorry....but you're gonna find out what happens when the paper champion of an overblown inactive company comes back to his old stomping grounds and a REAL Champion gets in his face...and I'm gonna do it....oh.......NOW

(Ryan lays in stiff kicks to Aho suddenly as Horror Business joins in also. Ryan calls them off however and motions to the outside. As they head out, he pulls Aho to his feet and whips him into the ropes and hits a vicious belly to belly suplex that sends Aho halfway across the ring, then goes to him and locks him in the Humility Deathlock, his version of the STF and asks for a mic again while still applying the hold)

Ryan: SEE WHAT HAPPENS, AHO!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS?? THE GXW CHAMPION MAKES THE CSWA CHAMPION HIS BITCH!!!!

(Ryan lets go of the hold and pulls Aho to his feet....as Horror Business has set up a table outside...Ryan makes the signal for the Humility Bomb and the crowd stands to it's feet and goes nuts.....Ryan lifts Aho up and tosses him outside through the table to the floor as table shards explode everywhere and Aho just lays in the rubble)

Ryan: (obviously pumped up, then falls to his stomach glaring at Aho on the floor) There you go Champ. Now you've got all the time off you want. Say hi to Merritt for me....

("Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins starts back up as Horror Business, JP, Victoria McCave and President Dupree re-enter the ring and all six raise their hands with the fans roaring)

JP: THIS IS UNBELIEVEABLE! DUPREE, JP, MCCAVE, HORROR BUSINESS, AND DAN RYAN ARE STANDING TALL AS AHO, ZIEBA, AND HIROSHI ARE DOWN AND OUT! Folks we've got to leave for tonight, but stay tuned to GXW news on the website cause ... SOMETHING has to come of this! For Garrett McFarland and everyone else here at GXW this is Jason Grant saying good night from Spokane, Washington!