A snowy screen and what sounds like someone behind a tv scrambling to hook up a coaxial cable can be heard. The picture comes into focus finally as Chance Von Crank highlights flood the screen.  The moment cVc wins his first title and the highlights keep streaming as his battles with Alston and Turner Jr. fade into the 10 men tag team match. Chance manhandles The Master of Wrestling on the biggest stage. Razzle Dazzler! Then the pin! The video begins to loop here showing the Razzle Dazzler and then the win over and over. The camera view extends out revealing six old floor model tv’s looping the win. The camera draws further out revealing The Shock N Rolla wearing his title holding a hanker chief in his hand. He is sporting the new “One. Mean. Motherfucker.” His official new t-shirt he designed.  He looks over his shoulder at the video of his pin and then back at the camera.

cVc: Here wipe your tears bitches.

Chance throws the hanker chief at the camera and laughs.

cVc:  I told everyone last week what would happen. They dismissed me, The Prince of The Pullout. I’m the one who pulls the pin to this grenade, Scott. That was the biggest match of my career. This so called Master of Wrestling looks more like Chance’s Bitch in this clip.

Chance puts his title on the top two televisions facing the camera.

cVc: I declare myself the alpha and the omega in all that is wrestling. You all have eyes and can see what I do for business. I make shit happen and people buy tickets.

Chance leans in close.

cVc: This is the part where words I say start to hurt. I see two no talent hacks… That only got this match because Penn had his head stuck up his ass. He would have made me more money somehow i'm sure. So Team Don't Have It wins. “I have never failed at anything, TUCKER G. ALSTON!” That gets so tiresome to hear after beating you over and over.

Chance leans in close for one more “and Over”

cVc: All those fucking patches on that letter man jacket mattered while awkwardly fingering a skank behind a corn dog stand. Those days of you being the man are long behind you. Now you make a living being my bitch week after week.

Chance scratches his head and looks up at his title and slyly grins. He looks at his title with admiration and wonder.

cVc: Sam… Sam… Like you will even matter right? You’re like a gorilla with autism. I think it is so cute when you even attempt to shit talk me. You are pathetic as is that whore.  You are the luckiest motherfucker in this company and Sam… You’re Welcome. I have made that cocksucker so… much… money. All I do is make fun of him and he makes money? That’s amazing. 

Chance looks at the screen behind him. The loop of his win has his attention as he speaks with his back to the camera with his arms extended out putting his weight against the screens.

cVc: Did you see me? I went out there balls to the wall like I always do, every night. I owned Baltimore that night. I remember thinking about how funny it would be if Sawyer died. He’s still kicking though, too bad. It’s all about cVc, he had to break his neck on My Night. Hey Eugene, how does the Trailer Park Prodigy’s sack taste? Bitch.

He retrieves his belt and tosses it back over his shoulder and turns to the camera. Chance fishes his penis out of his pants and lets it hang out.

cVc: People rioting at the shows and the suits are worried. I promise right now with my dick out that after I retain my strap to start a riot. After my match I think the show should end anyway because let’s face it there is no other Chance Von Crank on up the card. Look Sam and Tucker quick my pecker’s out and I’m not taking either of you seriously. Why should I? Is there anything about either one of you that is remotely interesting? You got a letter man jacket and he has a mental handicap. I just pinned one of this company’s so called stars and now I have to go back down the ladder to whip you two faggots again. This is what they call a set back, Sam. You have to explain shit slow and right the first time to him, he’s that stupid. I got my dick out Sam, I hope your whore’s snout doesn’t pick up “Better” or my dick will get chewed off. What is it exactly again you two offer this company? Dane needs to look in your folders and see no talent.

Chance’s phone goes off with his theme song. He takes a picture of his penis and pushes send.

cVc:  Ha, Teenage bitches. I find myself becoming the top guy I always knew I could be. Cancer Jiles can be beat they were all beaten on MY night. I look around in the back and after seeing Tucker and Sam have nothing to offer our business and I see this is an emerging problem in DEFIANCE.  All I heard leading up to the ten men tag was that I didn’t respect anyone. That is just not true. I respect ME, cVc. I am all about some me and I think if there was more me on tv more people would fucking watch. Seeing these same old bland and over paid assholes at the top has made me damn near sick. I know you hear that rumble, that’s the sound of all that is me, coming for all that you hold dear fuckers. You can sit on those buses after each show and think about it, even Jiles is smart enough to know that is his belt until I come for it.

cVc kicks the camera over. It hits the ground flat on its side and he drops down on his hands in knee’s to face the camera. Chance holds his belt up close to the broken camera.

cVc: This is it. When I am out there and I’m deep in the shit I always pull through and do what has to be done. I win and I win and then I win again. I know the big thing on everyone’s mind in the back is the change heading our way. We none know what the fuck is going to happen but they all realize one thing. One Thing for fucking sure. That is that I am here and the other night was just the beginning of what is about to come the era of the trailer park prodigy. You can still see my face even with this broke ass lens. I have true malice in my heart and if either of you two half ass opponents have a sack between the two of you. You will agree to make this match a No DQ, Falls count anywhere Triple Threat. I want to end this. I want to end you.  

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