[A camera man makes his way into the locker room of Chance Von Crank. Medics are giving him attention. His ear was hanging off his head but the stitches have brought it closer to his skull. As they keep stitching the exotic dancer he rented has shown up and she starts dancing around him while he is being sewn up.]

cVc: Panties? Take those off and make that shit clap. Aye hand me that stack of ones, there jack off.

[The camera man hands him the ones as the stripper takes her panties off to dance for Chance. He begins tossing ones at her while looking at the camera.]

cVc: It’s over and thats bad news for all you queers above me on the card. All of you including Jiles, I just wiped my ass with a whole division and now I am coming for you all. The Grim Reaper has a mullet and his birth certificate reads, Chance Von Crank.

[Crank slaps the strippers ass.]

cVc: Alston took advantage where a month ago he physically wasn’t capable. Yes I made him better, that is what happens when you lace them up with TPP. I heard about Sam Turner Jr. being a crybaby bitch in the back. He has no business in the same ring with the likes of me.

[Chance points toward an exit nearby still facing the camera.]

cVc: Head that way STJ, follow Light and see if the Shock N Rolla gives a fuck either way. Light is a pussy and so are you. Yeah I said it, real heat. Cancer lost his strap and yet I still want to show this motherfucker just what I am made of. So many people are on my shit list that the run down’s a who’s who in this business. You fuckers look around every time you cut a corner ‘cause Mr. Reason They Came is looking for a fucking fight.

[Chance reaches up to his ear and squeezes it causing it to bleed again severely. The medics smack his hand away. He has opened the wound again as they get ready to sew it up again he wipes his brow and holds his hand out to the camera. Covered in his own blood he begins to speak…]

cVc: I spill this every night. My blood and sweat is all over this arena and I will leave scarred for life. I will be on tv next week healed or not because I am all about SOME FUCKING ME! DEFIANCE can spell cVc, “R” “A” “T” “I” “N” “G” “S”. This is an open challenge to any of you that want to step up and see if you got what it takes against Me, cVc. My wounds will heal… It’s the aftermath of my excessive rage I feel towards this entire roster that puts your lives in danger. None of you are safe. I thought asking before I started attacking motherfuckers at random would be a more wholesome approach…. You know… for the kids.  

[The stripper is grinding her ass against Chance’s crotch. cVc takes the hand covered in his blood and uses his index finger to spell “c” “V” “c” in blood down the strippers back. Suddenly she is headbutted and falls to the side in the floor. Charlene has knocked the stripper out cold with a solid headbutt! Crank is hesitant to trust her at first. She falls to her knees before Chance weeping and a cut from the headbutt on her forehead begins to bleed. Chance with a sly grin reaches down and takes her head into his hands.]

cVc: So I guess you figured out who the real star was? You can’t do anything without me. You couldn’t even protect that unborn baby. How does that make you feel? You are a terrible mother and the thought of you raising young makes me want to grab a clothes hanger just to make sure. You are less than nothing, a fuck hole for cVc. Got it?

[Chance hits her across the face with a balled fist. She spits a tooth out after the vicious blow. Crank is ready to hit her again as she smiles exposing the missing tooth. Chance spits directly in her face and she wipes it off and licks her lips at Chance.]

cVc: That’s such a good whore.

[Crank pushes her towards his locker room.]

cVc: Go pack my shit and we are out of here. I am almost done here. Yeah I can train a whore, always could. I plan on being the best wrestler ever to be in DEFIANCE. Impossible? Watch and fucking see. I am aiming high and I see no one who can stop me. You think you can Python? Ha. I am calling out any one of you with enough sack to accept. Any of you... I will step on any of you to get where I am going. cVc owns this motherfucker.

[Chance throws the rest of the ones on the knocked out dancer. They continue to stitch him up.]

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