Frank Holiday Biography

Quotes

• The NSA is listening to you through your phone. I just read about it. Apple sends your info right to the government.
• Are you actually accusing me of taking your precious notebook? The hell would I want with that thing anyway? I already know what's in it. "Dear Diary, I look like a Mike and Ike experiment gone horribly wrong and I suck massive donkey balls."
• Get it, Lego Head? I see you. I see you for who you really are. I see through your disguise, and I'm not fooled by you. Call me paranoid all you want, but it's not paranoia if I'm right. And I'll tell you this: If I ever catch you watching me again, I'm gonna send you straight to the ICU. Intensive care unit. That's a promise, brah.
• HOLIDAY... OUT!