DEFIANCE Uncut 58

7 Jan 2020

DEFIANCE Wrestle-Plex, New Orleans, Louisiana (seats 4,000)

SHOW OPEN

 

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THIS.

IS.

UNCUT.

Keeping Your Eyes Peeled

Lance Warner stands by with an exclusive interview backstage during Uncut. 

Lance Warner:
Hello everyone. I’m Lance Warner and welcome to Uncut! I have a man with me now who was successful in our opening match at DEFIANCE Road 2019. Now looking to make a big break for himself in the year 2020 … this is “The Biggest Boy” Dex Joy!

Joy walks on camera and flashes a polite smile in Lance’s direction. He’s wearing his brand new “Bundle of Joy!!!” t-shirt and greets Lance with a firm handshake. 

Dex Joy:
Lance Lance Lance! Thank you for having me here my friend and a big Happy New Year to you!~

Lance Warner:
Thank you for joining us tonight on Uncut. Let’s talk about DEFIANCE Road. You’ve had a pretty successful tour of DEFIANCE Wrestling so far and you’ve more than held your own. You managed to get even with Shooter Landell and get a big win. 

Dex Joy:
Thanks brother Warner. Shooter was a tough customer and I can see why Gage Blackwood has him on his pay roll. He and Gunther Adler both actually but I think that not only did Dexy Baby prove that he’s more than worth his weight around here and boy, that’s a lotta weight as this girlish figure shows … but I proved that I’m not here just to hang around in DEFIANCE Wrestling. I’m here to stay and more important than all that I’m here to win!

Lance Warner:
That you are! Now what’s next for you in 2020?

Dex Joy:
Well the first thing on my list is gold! I want it, I must have it and I’ll fight anybody that DEFIANCE Wrestling puts in front of me to win it. I’m also here on the show because before he has his debut match for DEFIANCE Wrestling tonight, I want to introduce a man like me who is a former student of the former World champion Tyson XL! He is also a bonafide lady killer and has his eyes on the prize that is one day being a DEFIANCE roster member like me! This is my good buddy, Nathaniel Eye!

Dex moves out of the way and a tall, handsome man with dirty blonde hair and pink trunks walks up. He also shakes Lance’s hand. With extra exuberance in his voice he slaps Lance’s shoulder and almost knocks him over. 

Nathaniel Eye:
Hey Lance!

Lance stumbles forward. He adjusts his glasses and tries to gather himself. 

Lance Warner:
Well… thank you, Nathaniel. I understand that tonight, you have a match with Thomas Slaine? And Dex has been training with you for it?

Dex pats Nathaniel on the shoulder. 

Dex Joy:
You got it! The Biggest Boy is also The Biggest Friend and I worked hard to get Nathaniel Eye here. Eye just needs the experience but he’ll be knocking heads with me on the roster soon enough. Right now he’s got Thomas Slaine and he’s gonna show Mr. Wifebeater that he’s on the come-up. 

Nathaniel Eye:
Yeah … I’ve busted my ass off on the indies for the last couple of years and while I’m a fan of DEFIANCE Wrestling, I ain’t here to be a mark, I’m here to make one. And tonight, Thomas … 

Before Nathaniel Eye can get anywhere all three men are cut off by Thomas Slaine brandishing a steel chair. He doesn’t use it as a weapon but he does have it ready in case Dex or Nathaniel try something. An uneasy Lance backs away and looks to the two men. 

Thomas Slaine:
Thomas what? 

Dex wants to say something but Nathaniel taps his shoulder. 

Nathaniel Eye:
Nah I got this Dexy Boy. 

Dex lets him have his words.

Nathaniel Eye:
Look into Eye’s eyes when he tells you something Tommy Boy. I’m gonna beat you … and I’m gonna look good doing it! 

Thomas takes the chair and looks to raise it … then smiles. 

Thomas Slaine:
We’ll see if you’re still looking good when I have a chance to use this newbie. 

Slaine shoots Eye a sinister smile and then backs off from the set. Dex looks at Nathaniel. 

Dex Joy:
Well … that escalated quickly. Into the fire huh, Nate?

Nathaniel Eye:
I wouldn’t have it any other way man. I got to start somewhere. 

Lance Warner backs off and the interview wraps up.

MINUTE VS. REINHARDT HOFFMAM

DDK:
Hello, folks, I’m “Downtown” Darren Keebler and with us as always is none other than “The Motormouth of Malcontent” Angus Skaaland! We’ve got DEFIANCE ROAD 2019 in the books! Oscar Burns retained the FIST of DEFIANCE, but fell victim to a serious assault post-match at the hands of Mikey Unlikely!

Angus:
Full-on McFuckass! I knew it!

DDK:
We’ve got a NEW Southern Heritage Champion in Gage Blackwood!

Angus:
Called that, too, Elise is slipping!

DDK:
But coming up next, I’m proud to introduce the newest member of the DEFIANCE roster! After recently getting a call-up and impressing DEFIANCE management during recent BRAZEN live events, we’ve got the debut of the incredible luchador… Minute!

Angus:
The Littlest Flippy-Doo spent a good three months in Japan honing his skills and he must have impressed somebody! But now he’s about to take on Reinhardt Hoffman, a former BRAZEN Champion and I KNOW he’s pissed about being passed over. He’s gonna take it out on Minute, just watch!

DDK:
We’ll see. Coming up at ringside, we go to the DEFIANCE in-ring debut of Minute. The five-foot five, one-hundred and fifty-five pound luchador about to take on the former BRAZEN Champion Reinhardt Hoffman. Next!

To ringside we go!

♫Dvořák Symphony No. 9 in E Minor, Op. 95 'From the New World' IV♫

Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first … hailing from Duesseldorf, Germany, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds… REINHARDT… HOOOOOFFFFFMAAN!

 

Reinhardt Hoffman steps out from the back, as he stands sturdy, tall and proud at the top of the ramp. He looks over the sea of the Faithful for a moment before making his way toward the ring. Reinhardt jumps up onto the ring apron and climbs the nearest turnbuckle to the middle rope, arms up. He leaps off the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent. 

Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent… from Tijuana, Mexico… weighing in at 155 pounds, please welcome… MINUTE!

♫ “Let’s Go (The Royal We, Instrumental) by Run The Jewels ♫

The music hits and out comes the twenty-year-old diminutive dynamo himself, Minute, dressed radically different from six months ago when he made his last appearance in the States. Flashing a smile to the crowd, he takes off at turbo speed down the ramp. He jets up the steps, climbs the ropes, and then leaps from one rope, to the adjacent corner, then backflips into the ring!

DDK:
Minute is only twenty one years old, but can you believe he’s been wrestling since he was nine, Angus? Like you said, after stringing together some wins over big men like David Hightower and Theo Baylor last May, the sky was the limit for Minute but he decided to better himself overseas and spent the last four months in Japan improving his striking game. He has this new black masked attire as a tribute to lengedary Jr. Heavyweight, Twilight Dragon. 

Angus:
We sure he isn’t a bad guy now? All that black and silver is unsettling. 

Minute raises his hands and receives cheers from the crowd while Hoffman remains stoic and umimpressed. The bell rings…

DING DING!

DDK:
Look at Minute go right from the bell! He fires off a Running Shotgun Dropkick at Hoffman and knocks him into the corner! That time in Japan paid off!

Angus:
He’s still The Littlest Flippy-Doo!

The blow catches Hoffman and he retreats to the floor. Minute doesn’t give him an inch however as he runs the ropes…

And Hoffman moves!

Minute does a no-hands handstand against the ropes and bounces back as Hoffman tries to take a walk, only for Minute to fly through the ropes at rocket speed and nail a Wrecking Ball Dropkick through the ropes!

DDK:
Look at Minute go! He skins the cat and is back in the ring...  WHOA!!!

The WHOA with multiple exclamation points from DDK is in response to a No-Hands Somersaunt Plancha over the ropes, taking out the much bigger Hoffman on the floor! In just a matter of a minute, Minute (pun intended) has made believers out of the Faithful as he slides back into the ring, does a roll and flips forward to his feet!

DDK:
What an incredibly talented kid! He strung together that series of attacks and Hoffman doesn’t know what to think!

Angus:
Neither do I, Keebs! But he better not let the reception go to his head!

Hoffman takes a few moments to collect himself and then rolls slowly back into the ring, but as he does this, Minute runs the ropes and spins over the TOP rope to catch Hoffman in the head with a Tiger Feint Kick over the ropes! The blow stuns him and then Minute rolls him up into a School Boy!

ONE!

TWO… NO!

DDK:
Close one by Minute, but Hoffman kicks out!

The crowd is all for Minute as The Littlest Flippy-Doo comes off the ropes with a Tornado DDT in mind… however, Hoffman at 235 pounds proves too strong and simply THROWS Minute to the ground! He’s hurting when Hoffman runs off the ropes and CRACKS him in the chest with a vicious Penalty Kick! Minute goes flipping over and holds his chest when Hoffman goes for a cover. 

ONE!

TWO… NO!

Angus:
See? I told you, Keebs. He’s gonna make Minute regret signing that contract to be a full-time member of DEFIANCE. 

DDK:
You might be right! Now he’s got Minute grounded with that modified Ab Stretch… but then throws some elbows to the side of Minute’s head for good measure!

The TJ Tornado gets his block knocked off with a few more elbows before Hoffman takes him to school with a Double Underhook. He then throws over Minute with a vicious Underhook Suplex! Minute is reeling, but Hoffman isn’t done. 

DDK:
And now Minute in trouble… Back Suplex! But Hoffman isn’t done! Second Back Suplex!

Angus:
He’ll suplex a new contract out of Minute, too!

The Gentleman German goes for the cover again. 

ONE…

TWO… KICKOUT!

DDK:
Minute needs to find a way out of this! Hoffman isn’t going to let him breathe!

Hoffman picks up Minute again and then smashes into his chest with a volley of hard Knife-Edge Chops. He doubles Minute over with a knee to the stomach and then sends him to the corner. Hoffman tries to follow, but Minute rolls THROUGH the ropes to land on the apron! Hoffman tries to swing with an elbow, but Minute swings again and slides through Hoffman’s legs to land on his feet again. An angry Hoffman tries to keep up when Minute catches him in the knee with a few HARD kicks, then clips him in the side of the head as he gets lowered with an Enzuigiri!

DDK:
Some of that striking paying off! Minute has added some new tricks to his repertoire since we last saw him!

Angus:
Hoffman is still standing, though!

The Gentleman German looks anything but gentlemanly as he angrily throws Minute over the ropes and backs away… but Minute is already climbing up the ropes quickly. He measures his target and the crowd is now on their feet…

DDK:
ESTRELLA FUGAZ! DID YOU SEE THAT MOVE, ANGUS?! HE JUST RAN THE ROPES AND CAUGHT HOFFMAN WITH THAT DROPKICK!

Hoffman finally gets knocked off his feet when Minute rolls forward and lands on his feet. He hits the top rope again and comes off with an amazing Swanton Bomb into the cover!

ONE!

TWO… NO!

DDK:
Almost three by Minute! 

Angus:
Hoffman isn’t going to give Minute the chance to make himself famous off his work!

Minute sees his chance when he waits for the groggy Hoffman to get back up. He hooks him by the head and tries looking for what looks to be an Asai DDT, but Hoffman grabs the ropes and Minute comes back behind his feet, but not before Hoffman can crack him with a Knee Trembler! Hoffman goes for the cover!

ONE!

TWO… KICKOUT!

DDK:
What a match this has been, but Minute just kicked out again! Hoffman has bad intentions, though, look!

The former BRAZEN Champion is back on his feet and then grabs both arms of Minute to set him up for some sort of Cross Arm Powerbomb. He hoists Minute up… 

DDK:
NO WAY! MINUTE JUST REVERSED THAT INTO A FLIP PILEDRIVER! HE CALLS THAT ATAQUE AEREO!

Angus:
I call that nucking futs, Keebs!

Hoffman gets DROPPED on his head when Minute comes out of the flip and then hurriedly heads to the ropes. The fans go nuts as he climbs out to the ring apron and looks out to the crowd before making the leap to the top rope before crashing down on top of Hoffman with the Springboard 450 Splash!

DDK:
Minute Detail! That’s gotta do it!

Minute stays on top of Hoffman for the cover. 

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner of the match… MINUTE!

The crowd shows some love for the luchador as he hops up to his feet and leaps to the nearby second rope looking towards the announce table. 

DDK:
A successful debut as a member of the main roster! 2020 could see a lot of big things in Minute’s future. 

Angus:
That’s just low-hanging fruit, Keebs, I’m not gonna make a short joke at this kid. My comedy is very nuanced and tastefWELCOME TO THE MAIN ROSTER, FLIPPY MIDGET!

DDK:
Oy.. well, fans, thanks for joining us for this action and we've got more to come so stay tuned!

As we cut to elsewhere we see the last images of black and silver clad Minute, grinning from ear to ear and playing to the Faithful.

HE'S COMING

The sounds of birds chirping and flying high in the clear blue sky is as the scene comes into view. Lots of people are moving and going without a care in the world on this gorgeous day. As the camera slowly pans left we see the White House off in the distance. As the camera fades into the Oval Office and the sounds of “Hail to the Chief” is heard in the background we see the giant leather chair of the President facing out the window towards the Front Lawn. The person sitting in the chair slowly rises with their backs turned to the camera, but they are wearing a custom tailored, navy colored, suit and slowly make their way over to the window as the scene slowly fades before the these words flash over the screen…..

HE’S COMING.

STEVENS DYNASTY © vs. STP

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The following is the continuation of Stevens Dynasty vs. STP as it occurred at DEFIANCE ROAD 2019 before network issue arose.

Angus:
Are we back Keebs?

DDK:
I thank so Angus.

Angus:
Thank Jeebus.

DDK:
STP and The Stevens Dynasty weren’t going to wait for their championship match as the two teams started beating the hell out of each other to the point we lost the live feed.

Angus:
Hopefully, there will be some form of punishment for their actions.

DDK:
We will have to wait and see Angus, but right now officials, DEFSEC, and other wrestlers were able to help maintain order and get them towards the ring and STP has dominated most of the match until a crucial mistake by an overzealous Pietro Geist. Since then the Stevens Dynasty has been all over STP.

Angus:
Tragedy Keebs.

Bo is seen putting the boots to Pietro Geist before tagging in his cousin, George.

DDK:
The big man for the Stevens Dynasty steps inside the ring and proceeds to climb the ropes.

George climbs to the middle rung and begins to bounce a few times before jumping off and delivering a Vader Bomb.

DDK:
10.0 on the Richter Scale and that’s all she wrote.

One.

NO!

Pietro press George off of him and the Stevens Dynasty looked stunned.

Angus:
Did he just…..

DDK:
He did Angus. Pietro just pressed his way out of George’s ultimate finishing move.

George looks towards his father for advice who simply shrugs.

Cary Stevens:
Don’t look at me like an idiot. He kicked out, stay on him!

The patriarch yells and as George looks back at Geist, the Uberkrieger is hitting the ropes and charging at George full speed and knocks the behemoth flying out of the ring with the Autounfall.

DDK:
OH MY!

Angus:
Hold on Keebs!

Pietro makes his way towards the ropes and hawks a loogie at Bo who has to be held back by his father and the two check on George.

DDK:
Geist showing his feelings towards the Stevens Dynasty.

Angus:
A loogie? That’s child’s play Keebs. I would’ve taken a shit on them.

Geist makes his towards his corner and tags his partner in.

DDK:
Geist makes the tag to Brody who’s salivating for George to get back into the ring.

The mastodon finally pulls himself into the ring only to be turned inside out by a massive lariat by Brody. 

Angus:
Knock his head off!

Brody immediate goes for a cover.

One.

Two.

Thr……

NO!

DDK:
Bo is able to make the save!

Angus:
Lucky bastard!

Bo rushes to his corner and back onto the apron before leaning over and tagging himself into the match. Once inside, Bo dashes towards looking for a lariat himself but it’s reversed into a popup powerbomb. Brody rolls into a cover.

One.

Two.

Thre……

Angus:
The hell is that geezer doing?!?!?!?

DDK:
His job Angus.

Cary hops onto the apron to distract Hector Navarro. Brody sees that the official is distracted with the patriarch of the Stevens Dynasty and gets up and goes to hit Cary, but the wily veteran is one step ahead as he hops down.

Angus:
So close.

As Brody continues to exchange words with Cary, Bo starts to recover and he slithers his way towards his opponent and jumps up and grabs him by his neck and drives his knees into Brody’s back.

DDK:
Backstabber by Bo Stevens!

Bo crawls into a cover.

One.

Two.

NO!

Brody powers out.

Angus:
The Stone Temple Pilots showing they got fight left.

DDK:
That’s not their name.

Angus:
Whatever.

Bo begins stomping away on Brody, but SuperMack seems to be getting stronger and stronger with each blow.

Angus:
Is he smiling?

DDK:
I believe so Angus.

Once on his feet, SuperMack staggers cousin Bo before sending him flying to the canvas gasping for air with a 24K Rush.

DDK:
STP looking to end it here and become the undisputed tag team champions of DEFIANCE Wrestling!

Mack signals for Pietro to come into the ring and tosses Bo to Geist who places him between his legs while Brody climbs the turnbuckle.

DDK:
STP looking for the Aussterben.

Geist lifts Bo high into the air as Mack jumps off and the to deliver a powerbomb and spear combination.

Angus:
Fuck you Derp Dynasty!

Mack quickly hooks the legs but he eventually notices the official isn’t counting three to give them the victory because Cary Stevens has swindled Hector Navarro’s attention away from the match.

DDK:
Cary has distracted the official once again.

Angus:
Someone needs to do something about this.

As if on cue, Lorelei rushes over and pulls Cary from the apron and the two begin to exchange words before she strikes the Stevens patriarch to the roar of the Faithful.

Angus:
Hit that pig fucker again!

Cary rubs his cheek before a smile forms over his face and he rears back to return the favor only for Pietro Geist to catch his hand.

DDK:
Now Cary is going to get it.

Angus:
I think Cary just expelled all three of his bodily fluids into his pants right now.

Cary begins to beg for his life before the George blindsides Geist from behind. Brody is trying to get the ref’s attention who has went to the outside to maintain order.

Angus:
The Nazis had this match won if you it wasn’t for that idiot.

SuperMack goes to pick up Bo, but the youngest Stevens goes low bringing the big man to his knees.

DDK:
Bo went low!

Angus:
DQ!

Bo shakes enough of the cobwebs out to hit the ropes a drill Brody in the face with a flying knee.

DDK:
He calls that the Running with the BOs.

Bo falls into a cover and Cary shows Navarro the pin as the official slides back in to begin his cadence.

DDK:
Not like this!

One.

 

Two.

 

Three.

Ding. Ding. Ding.

Angus:
Bullshit!

Darren Quimbey:
Here are your winners, and still DEFIANCE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND NEW! DEFIANCE WRESTLING TRIOS CHAMPIONS! THE STEVENS DYNASTY!

Cary rushes inside the ring with all the tag team gold and celebrates as if he won the championships himself.

DDK:
Cary looks mighty happy.

Angus:
I wish I could wipe that smug off of his face.

George helps his cousin to his feet as the trio celebrate their victory. We return to the black screen and white text.

THIS.

IS. 

UNCUT.


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