1. A schoolboy roll-up executed after something dastardly (eye gouge, spitting, etc.) so the opponent is dazed when taken down.

2. A Texas Cloverleaf straight after the opponent kicks out of the schoolboy, with Cayle maintaining contro

Finisher Setup Move

GITB

Setup Description

Ganso Bomb.

Special Moves

1. Supernova Elbow (rear wrist-lock pulled into a short-arm elbow strike)
2. Starbreaker (Running knee to an opponent's head, "borrowed" from Eric Dane)
3. PK (Penalty Kick to a seated opponent's chest)
4. ShuttheFUCKuppercut (pop-up European uppercut)
5. 24 Karat Clutch (Gedo Clutch pin)

OLD FINISHERS (rarely used/ask permission first
1. Chainbreaker: vertical suplex sitout side slam.
2. A Spot Of Bother: spike Brainbuster.

Other Moves

1. Slaps (from Pancrase-style stiff shots to mockingly soft ones)
2. Eye gouge
3. Any kind of pin attempt/roll-up/small package/pinning thing you can think of
4. Watch Out For That CHOKESLAAAM! (the worst Chokeslam of all time)
5. Moonsault (low-arc and brutal, Muta style)
6. Low corner dropkick.
7. Face wash
8. Dragon Screw
9. Poison 'rana
10. Dick kick

. Cross Armbreaker
2. Standing Shooting Star Press
3. Leg-hook STO
4. Inverted head-drop Hurricanrana
5. Springboard dropkick
6. Lariat
7. Kimura
8. Low corner Dropkick
9. Sling Blade
10. Pele Kick
11. Dragon Screw
12. Snapdragon ( Snap Dragon Suplex)
13. Snap German Suplex

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