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Heidi Christenson Biography

Fed Info

Fed Awards

Best promo: 2012 ("You ain't even Aquaman")

Fed Titles

Defiance World Heavyweight Champion
Defiance World Tag Team Champion (w/Jeff Andrews)
Defiance World Trios Champion (w/Kai Scott & Ronnie Long)

Rivals

Kelly Evans

During the Untouchables run Heidi broke Kellys arm in cold blood. A year and a half later when Kelly was given control of Defiance she booked Heidi in increasingly humiliating matches as retaliation.

Alceo Dentari

Alceo Dentari made his reputation as a big name on Evolution League at Heidis expense. Later on Heidi stole a win from Dentari when his foot was on the ropes but the ref counted anyway. They dont often cross paths these days but the grudge is still there simmering under the surface.

Allies

Jeff Andrews

They are off again on again life partners. Currently on.

Wrestling Info

Entrance Music

"Writhe" - Kyuss

Physical Description

Blonde hair just long enough to touch the top of her shoulders, usually worn combed away from the ears but otherwise unstyled. Blue eyes. Heidi isn't as good looking as she was back when she was the CAL World Champion at the age of 24. This isn't to say she's not still quite attractive, but she has that hard aura of a person who's fought for years instead of the glow of a pretty young woman. She's got a fit physique, with her legs being noticeably more muscular than her upper body.

Ring Attire

1)Red gi pants with "Heidi" written in black letters down the left leg and "Untouchable" written in white letters down the right leg, and a black belt tied on the right. A black sports bra with a black semi-transparent short sleeve muscle shirt over it. This is her default ring attire and what she'll be wearing unless otherwise noted.

2) A feminine inversion of Jeff Andrews' look. White cropped tank top (over a black sports bra). Jean shorts cut to the very tops of her thighs. Black and white kick guards.

3) A simple black one piece wrestling women's singlet, with black kick guards.

4) A traditional white one piece with a snowflake design over the chest. White kick guards.

Wrestling Style

An unusual mix of martial arts and lucha libre. On the mat, a focus on variety of holds and speed of transitions and chain grapples. Standing, karate kicks and lucha libre style takedowns.

Finisher Move

Lately, Heidi's been trying to end each match with a different submission hold. To show off, you see.

Finisher Description

MDK Finisher

Beautiful Dreamer

MDK Description

A complicated arm pretzel submission. Usually combined with a bodyscissor, but it can also be used camel clutch style or turned into a suplex. There's even an Ultra-MDK version applied to an opponent hanging in the tree of woe.

3-5 Signature Moves

1) Lethal Roundhouse - A simple knockout roundhouse kick to the head. Sometimes done with theatrics, especially when done to a kneeling opponent, but it can also come out of nowhere. Usually not a finisher, but she's resorted to "deliver the Lethal Roundhouse over and over and over again until the opponent quits kicking out" a few times, especially on bigger opponents.

2) Leg full nelson - to weaken the opponent for the schwein and dragon suplex. Almost never enough to earn a submission itself, but hard to escape.

3) Schwein - the one real power move in her moveset, can be done to opponents under 280 lbs. It can be comboed into...

4) Twisted Triangle - a modified side triangle choke in which Heidi rolls sideways and grabs her own ankle to add torque to the hold. More likely to result in a knockout than tapout. This was her finisher before she started the "different hold each match" thing.

5) Dragon Suplex - a non-bridging high speed full nelson suplex

10 Common Holds/Maneuvers

0.5) NO PUNCHES
1) Roundhouse kicks
2) Spinal tap
3) Enzuigiri
4) Flying bodyscissor (into bulldog, arm drags, rollup pin, assorted submissions)
5) Gutbuster
6) Rolling knee bar (hiza-jujigatame)
7) Heel hook
8) Cross heel hold
9) Triangle lancer (look it up on youtube if you've never heard of it)
10) Moonsault rotated sideways to senton splash

Ring Entrances

Quimbey: {{The Following Contest/And The Opponent}}! Hailing from Baton Rogue, Louisiana, and weighing in at 156 lbs! She is a former two time Defiance Tag Team Champion, and a former Defiance World Champion! She... is... HEIDI... CHRRRIIISSSTEENNNSONNNN!!!

[As the sludgy riffs of "Writhe" by Kyuss rumble over the sound system, Heidi Christenson walks out onto the ramp.]

♫ Everyone seems to be singing for Satan ♫
♫ Guess I will too ♫
♫ What a joke! You make me laugh ♫
♫ 'Til I turn blue ♫

{{Comentary prompt}}

[Focused on the ring, Heidi walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans.]

♫ Every tailor's out to ware ♫
♫ What a menhir looking crew ♫
♫ I don't think I'll tease my hair ♫
♫ I'd rather sit here teasing you ♫

{{Commentary prompt}}

♫ Won't you writhe like snakes down on the floor? ♫
♫ Out you go, and he done one hundred and more ♫