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Malak Garland Biography

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Real Name
Malak Jonas Garland  
Alias(es)
MagnumG, Mouthpiece, Keyboard King, Keyboard Master, The Source of Envy, Social Media Savant, Armchair Expert, Thirst Trapper, Grammar Grappler, Snowflake Superstar  
Hometown
Cheyenne, Wyoming  
Birthday
June 19, 1999  
Height
6'1"  
Weight
210 lbs.  
Handedness
 

History

Biography
Malak Garland grew up in a town where not much took place. He was often left to his own devices to find entertainment sources, which ultimately led him to the underbelly of the internet. He soon noticed his trolling abilities were unmatched and allowed his addiction of upsetting people online to fuel his passion to pursue a career in entertainment. 
Other Feds
None  
Other Fed Titles
None  
Other Fed Awards
Ranked No. 24 in TEFP Top 100 in 2020  
Gimmick
The single most important question one person can ever ask is; what is the most dangerous place on the internet? The answer? The comments section. This is where the darkest, seediest, most morally depraved individuals flock to shred anything and everything to pieces. This is what caused three otherwise seemingly ordinary members of society to band together and create the group simply known as the Comments Section. There is always a comment to be made by this relentless, unfiltered, rude, and arrogant band of snowflake generation representatives. In fact, it is their goal to complain about everything and recruit as many keyboard warriors as possible. 
Strengths
-Excellent complainer
-Can keep track of multiple text threads at once
-Covert at cheating 
Weaknesses
-Overly arrogant
-Easily distracted by phone
-Underestimates everyone
-Feelings get hurt easily 

Quotes

  • Teresa has a match in the main event with the Kabal. Now, do they scare me? Absolutely. I am right terrified, and I will need to spend an extra five minutes in my sensory deprivation pod just to get over the thought of them entering my mind.
  • FIRST!
  • Wow, lots to unpack here.
  • Let’s start a dialogue about this.
  • AVALANCHE!
  • My anxiety is rising! I need my safe space!

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING SMACK

"TOO. MUCH. ENERGY!!!!"

- Conor Fuse

DEFonDEMAND



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TOP FIVE

1. Gage Blackwood
2. Lindsay Troy
3. Henry Keyes
4. Deacon
5. Dex Joy

TAG TEAM

1. SNS
2. Los Tres Titanes
3. PCP
4. Lucky Sevens
5. Comments Section

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Killjoy
2. Les Enfants Terribles
3. Declan Alexander
4. "Wingman" Titus Campbell
5. "One Shot" Jack Halcyon