Premium Subscribers get EARLY ACCESS to the entire Bronson Box vs Cancer Jiles match from the ESEN Supershow!
Posted by Lance Warner on 30 Mar 2013
The Castor Strife/Dan Ryan driven ESEN PPV Spectacular has seen a couple of delays, but that won't stop defiancewrestling.com PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS from seeing the match RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW!
Oberstarr:
Let’s send it down to Defiance Wrestling commentators “Downtown” Darren Keebler and the “Motormouth of Malcontent” Angus Skaaland!.
DDK:
Thank you, Brian. And a special thanks to all the fans tuning in tonight seeing DEFIANCE for the very first time! We could sit here all night long and talk about what it means to be Defiant or how we do our business, but we figured the best we could do is let Bronson Box and Cancer Jiles try to kill each other on a massive stage.
Angus:
This ain’t gonna be no regular wrestling match either, Jack, this is another stop in an ongoing war between two of Defiance’s finest. These men could well kill each other here tonight.
DDK:
There is pure wretched hatred between these two men and its honor to call this one, Ang!
Angus:
Don’t be gay, fag.
[The opening riff to I Am The Cool by the ever industrious and crazy-eyed Screamin' Jay
Hawkins begins to play out through the BankAtlantic Center.]
[The fans begin to get loud with a mostly positive, but split reaction as COOL Cancer Jiles
makes his way out from the back, a smirk flashing briefly across his face. Cancer struts down
the ramp.]
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a DEFIANCE exhibition match! It is set for one fall, with no time limit! Ladies and gentlemen... introducing first, hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and weighing in at 222 lbs... he is COOL! CANNNCERR... JIIIILLLLLEESSS!
Angus:
Cancer Jiles is the reason I’m here tonight.
DDK:
Is there any other reason you show up to these things, Angus? Anyway, Jiles has his hands full tonight.
[The arena grows dim as the Defi-a-tron flickers to life.]
"He's a strongman from yesteryear."
[Cut in on a sepia-toned film reel of two men in black trunks, jerkily throwing one another around in the ring. The moves weren't flashy, they were just effective. A music box began to tinkle, slowly playing the familiar tune to "The Entertainer" by turn of the century musician Scott Joplin.]
"He's a throwback to a bygone era."
[A Model T Ford putt-putts by the camera, skinny little wheels rolling over a gravel road. The
driver smiles out the window, waving enthusiastically. The aged camera reel makes his waving look spastic, and frantic.]
"A relic of a time long ago."
[The music stops cold.]
"And he's the first ever DEFIANCE World Heavyweight Champion."
[The camera slowly goes black, then wipes horizontally in on a maniacally grinning Bronson Box standing behind a pulpit.]
[Johnny Cash's slow, soulful croon is a grim accompaniment to the Bombastic One, as we
quick cut to a few short clips of Bronson performing some of his brutal signature maneuvers
on various opponents. Most notably Stephen Greer, Boston Bancroft, Jimmy Kort and Eugene
Dewey.]
[The next series of clips is of the tragic night that Bronson turned on his tag team partner
Evan Hurley, sending his former friend back first into the exposed turnbuckle with a viscous
Bombasto Bomb. A metal on metal CLANG added for extra effect.]
[Next we're witness to a series of Box applying The Boston Massacre on wrestlers of all shapes and sizes. We catch glimpses of Heidi Christenson, Edward White, Christian Light, Tom Sawyer and several other current DEFIANCE superstars all screaming in pain at The Wargod's hands.]
[Finally a grainy sepia clip from the ladder war where Bronson unified the Defiance Crown with
the WfWA World title to become DEFIANCE World Heavyweight champion. A bloody battered
Boxer reaching down and snatching one belt from Boston Bancroft and adding it to his own...
lifting both belts over his head in triumph. His greatest opponent a bloody heap at his feet.]
Quimbey:
And his opponent... hailing from the Scottish Highlands, and weighing in at 234 lbs! He is the Scottish Strongman, The Original Defiant... HE IS BRONSOOONNNNNNN... BOOOOOOOOOXXXX!!!!
DDK:
Defiance referee, Mark Shields will be calling this one here tonight. He will have his hands full as well.
[Shields calsl for the bell to start the match as Bronson Box lunges at Jiles. Box grabs Jiles around the neck twisting his head. Jiles begins elbowing him in the mid section. Box has to finally release his hold from the sharp elbow blows. Jiles hits the ropes and takes down Box with a swinging neckbreaker.]
Angus:
Down goes Bronson!
DDK:
Jiles on the attack early.
[As Box gets to his feet Jiles takes him back off his feet with a standing drop kick. Jiles twists Box’s arm as he throws him in the ropes. Box bounces off the ropes and comes back toward a running Jiles. Box ducks low and Jiles completely clears him, Box hits the ropes on the opposite side and slings himself back into Jiles with a violent clothesline. The blow knocks Jiles off his feet and takes his breath. Bronson goes for the pin, Shields hits the mat for the count.]
One…….
Two…………
KICKOUT!
DDK:
Jiles just kicks out!
Angus:
Just? Cancer is #WINNING. It’s Xyience.
DDK:
Did you just sneak a product placement ad in there?
Angus:
I certainly did!
[Box argues he got Cancer for three. Jiles is on one knee slowly getting back to his feet as Box turns back towards him. Jiles quickly pokes him in the eye with his back to the referee and the cheap shot is unseen. The Czar of Cool knees Box in the gut and hits a DDT on him as he slightly bends over. Jiles quickly follows up by running to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle. Box gets to his feet before Jiles can leap off onto him. He hits Jiles quickly in the mid-section. He climbs the turnbuckle stopping briefly to hammer Jiles in the face.]
Angus:
Oh No! Bronson has been doing weird shit lately and now he’s on the ropes again!
DDK:
At least he doesn’t look to be jumping off at anyone anytime soon.
[Bronson is still standing on the middle turnbuckle as he looks around at the crowd. He hits Jiles once, twice as the crowd begins to count as he hammers away at a now sitting Jiles on the top turnbuckle.]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!!
[Box stops briefly before hitting him the tenth time as the crowd pops. He then hooks Jiles around the neck and steps up onto the top turnbuckle with Jiles. He leaps off flipping Jiles in mid-air from the top turnbuckle. The suplex from the top rope ends with a violent bang off the mat.]
[Box goes for the pin on Jiles.]
ONE...!
...TWO...!
…..KICKOUT!!!
Angus:
Jiles kicks out!
DDK:
Did you see that suplex! WOW!
[Box and Jiles now both are on their backs after the failed pin. The suplex has taken its toll on both men as they both slowly get back to their feet. Jiles charges Box to catch him off guard suddenly. He wraps his arms around him as Box fights him off, he manages to slip around Bronson with his arms still wrapped around him. He lifts Box off the ground and over his head into a picture perfect german suplex!]
DDK:
Textbook bridge by Jiles and he’s hanging on for another one!
[Box hits the mat and is disoriented as Jiles brings him back up, still holding him around his midsection. Jiles lifts him up once again for another violent german suplex. Cancer lets go this time and Box rolls out of the ring, landing on his hands and knees on the outside. He tries to catch his breath and gather his bearings.]
Angus:
Cancer is in full control now!
DDK:
Now if he doesn’t keep it up! What is he doing!?
[The referee begins his count with Box now on the outside of the ring. He slowly gets to his feet. Jiles bounces off the ropes to build momentum. It’s too late for Bronson as he looks in Jiles direction only to see him hurtling himself over the top rope and right at Bronson!]
DDK:
Jiles is airborne!
[Jiles knocks Box down on the outside as the referee begins his count in the ring. He is slow to get up after hitting awkward after his high flying maneuver. Box begins hitting Jiles as he gets to his feet. The two men swap blows. Box uppercuts Cancer and he immediately counters with a jab. Box takes hold of Jiles wrist and slings him into the metal ring post!]
DDK:
Oh Shit!
Angus:
That looked nasty from here ladies and gentlemen!
[Bronson rolls Jiles back in the ring stopping the ref’s count at 9. Jiles shakes his head attempting to quickly recover from the shot he took from the post. Box gets back to his feet after rolling Jiles in then following behind him. He begins to stomp Cancer over and over, the referee stops him. He applies the Boston Massacre to Jiles! The referee slides in front of Cancer to ask him if he wants to tap.]
“Nooooooooooooooo!”
DDK:
This could be it! That camel clutch has beaten many of the greats here in Defiance!
Angus:
Not Today!
[Jiles squirms toward the bottom rope he’s closest too. He extends his arm just attempting to touch the rope at this point. He continues to refuse to tap out as he reaches and Box attempts to move closer to the middle of the ring with the hold applied. Cancer uses his elbows and hands to drag himself closer to that bottom rope. The crowd pops as Box acknowledges he’s applying more pressure. Cancer finally reaches the bottom rope and the referee breaks the hold.]
Angus:
I knew he would figure a way out!
DDK:
He does indeed save himself there with that bottom rope!
[Cancer slow to get to his feet as Bronson Box runs at Cancer attempting to squash him in the corner. No one at home as Jiles moves out of the way at the last second. He hits a bulldog on Bronson after his failed splash attempt. Box gets back to one knee and just as he does Jiles bounces off the ropes and kicks Box in the face. Jiles immediately goes for the pin and Box kicks out immediately.]
DDK:
Kickout at one!
Angus:
This is a great match.
[Box knees Jiles in the gut as he goes on the attack immediately after the failed pin. Bronson
headbutts Jiles once, then again. The third violent headbutt leaves Cancer’s forehead bleeding. The referee checks to see if Cancer can continue, he pushes him out of his face, disgusted by the very question. Box begins to rain punches down on Jiles forehead where he has started to bleed.]
DDK:
Jiles is busted open!
Angus:
Damn headbutts!
[If Cancer Jiles gets involved in some sort of grudge match, or in a regular match, or sometimes if the wind shifts, he dons a crimson mask. He falls to one knee. Box grabs his bleeding victim by the hair and, thinking quickly, Jiles drops to his butt, bringing Box’s jaw down hard on the top of his head.]
DDK:
Jawbreaker counter!
[Box stumbles back.]
Angus:
The jawbreaker isn’t the most painful move in the world, but it messes up your vision and makes your eyes tear up, it’s great for giving yourself a couple extra seconds TO TAKE BOX’S HEAD OFF WITH TERMINAL CANCER! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK BY JILES!
[The fans erupt as Jiles collapses on top of Box.]
ONE...!
...TWO...!
…...THRE...
…......EEEKICKOUT!
DDK:
BRONSON BOX JUST KICKED OUT OF TERMINAL CANCER!
Angus:
The Original Monster! Is Lord COOL simply NOT COOL ENOUGH to stop the Box?
[Keebler does a spit-take.]
DDK:
Did you just say that out loud?
Angus:
Say what?
[Jiles slaps the mat with his hand and, leaving Box to slowly struggle to his feet, climbs the turnbuckle once again.]
Angus:
I don’t know what Cancer is setting up here...
[Box pulls himself to his feet, he’s wobbly.]
[And Jiles does a front flip off the turnbuckle.]
[Box turns in precisely the wrong direction.]
CCJ:
MAWN! GO! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWPAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[Jiles extends that choppin’ arm, and brings his reinforced hand down square on top of Box’s head with so much forward momentum that Box’s eyes go crossed as his face explodes in blood and goo, and the crowd goes apefuck.]
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Angus:
FOUR-FIFTY MONGO CHAWP!
[Box’s knees buckle and he falls over backwards, his ankles bending under him. Jiles drops down on top of him.]
DDK:
Here goes Jiles for the cover!
ONE...!
...TWO...!
…...THREE!!!
Angus:
HE DID IT! WOO! YES!
DDK:
Cancer Jiles picks up the duke with a 450 version of the Mongo Chop! That’s something that he’s never even tried before and it was surely a spectacle for this capacity crowd to witness!
[Jiles rolls over and gets to his knees, then his feet. His forehead is cascading blood, but he’s won the match. He half falls out of the ring and stumbles up the aisle.]
[Box rolls over.]
DDK:
Box took an incredible move shot there and... oh God.
[Keebler trails off as the camera sets a close-up of the Scottish Strongman’s face.]
[More importantly...]
[BOX’S EYE!]
[The socket of his left eye is all swollen and squishy looking, and his eye is bulging out from it, bloodshot and motionless.]
Angus:
*HLK... bluuurrrrrrrrrchhh*
[The medics are already on their way out to the ring, but as the first one arrives, Box takes a swing. It’s only the fact that he’s exhausted and seeing out of one eye that the medic dodges the punch aimed at his jaw.]
DDK:
Fans... oh dear. As you can see, Box has suffered... I’m sorry, I don’t know what the medical term for it is, but his eye has been knocked loose from its socket, and he’s still refusing medical treatment.
Angus:
*KHHHHHK GLURCH*
[Clutching the side of his face, the injured eye socket, Box walks up the ramp, a pack of medics following at a safe distance.]
DDK:
Somebody, take it away, send it back to the studio or SOMETHING! The man’s eye is laying out on his cheekbone and he’s trying to kill ten referees!
[Cut away.]
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