Title: Quicker Picker Upper
Featuring: The Lucky Sevens
Date: 11/15/23
Location: Outside Mitsubishi Electric Halle

A camera arrives just outside the parking lot of the Mitsubishi Electric Halle and a big white SUV pulls into the back end of the center.

The doors swing open. 

Mason Luck steps out of the driver’s side door in a dark green windowpane suit and green sunglasses. Max Luck steps out of the passenger’s side with a dark red windowpane suit and matching glasses in red. Both of Morrow’s former monsters are walking into the building. 

Mason Luck:
Ready?

Max Luck:
Ready. 

When the brothers start walking into the arena, they notice the camera man in front of them. 

Mason Luck:
You ain’t here to collect the bounty on little old us, are you? Cause that’d be bad for your health. 

The camera man says nothing behind the camera and does his job. 

Max Luck:
Don’t worry … we promised that if you’re on the DEFIANCE Wrestling payroll, we’ll be good. We got invited to the talk show of Kyle Shields and Flex Kruger to say our piece. 

Mason Luck:
Yeah … but I make no promises if someone wants to coll … 

Mason stops when a shot from a kendo stick cracks across his massive back! 

Another shot catches him!

Another shot! 

Another shot! 

Mason is doubled over and Max sees the wild eyed Thomas Slaine wielding a kendo stick!

Thomas Slaine:
I’M GONNA BEAT $100,000 OUT OF THE BOTH OF YOU!

Slaine swings the cane at Max next, but before he can do it, Mason is already up and grabs Slaine’s stick first! 

Max Luck:
You got this one?

Mason Luck:
Yeah. 

Mason grabs the kendo stick out of his hands and then he snaps it over his knees. Slaine doesn’t care and charges at Mason anyway but gets the Winning Hand applied! The iron claw squeezes Slaine … 

THUD!!!

… Then hits him with a Winning Hand Slam on the hood of their card! Slaine bounces off the hood of the car. After Slaine is down, Mason adjusts his jacket. 

Mason Luck:
I look all right?

Max Luck:
Yeah, you’re good. 

Mason and Max leave and the camera fixes on Thomas Slaine. 

Max Luck:
What is it with guys named Tom being assholes to us?



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