From the Desk of OSCAR BURNS aka DEFIANCE aka FAVOURED SAINTS aka PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING 

GC Universe - DEFIANCE Wrestling
Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq. on behalf of OSCAR BURNS, DLJ and Sonny Silver
legal@strangerfruit.org
With a special dedication by DLJ

To My BLFF - Best Lucha Friend Forever
Let’s Never Fight Again
-DLJ

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
GC UNIVERSE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH #1 - MIL VUELTAS

On behalf of OSCAR BURNS, DLJ and Sonny Silver (and with an official notary service provided from good friend Henry Keyes legal counsel, Lawyer Plague Doctor, Esq), the GC Universe is proud to acknowledge the efforts of MIL VUELTAS by making him The GC Universe's first-ever Employee Of The Month. 

OSCAR BURNS thanks Mr. Vueltas for his courageous decision to help smite his enemies via chairshot and congratulates him on officially signing a brand new multi-year, high-end contract to DEFIANCE, courtesy of OSCAR BURNS and Sonny Silver's own superagent, Jon Thorstowe. We also applaud Mil Vueltas for doing the right thing and 

For far too long, Mil Vueltas has been one of wrestling's most gifted high-flyers. But time and time again, he has been overlooked by many, unfortunately including myself. Opportunities that belonged to him have been taken away by those who dare cheat the system. For far too long, despite his gifts and abilities, he has struggled to find a place after his prior family - who he has asked not to be named - did what they did. But now, we have let bygones be bygones. And we are now proud to be colleagues who fight together to make DEFIANCE ours...

Cause it already is. And we're gonna keep it that way. 

Now, Mil, you are no longer alone. Now, you are among the best and greatest minds in company history (you know, cause Sonny Silver is a legend and one of us IS the bloody company, GC). Thank you for your service and we will make sure that everyone understands that the Mil in Mil Vueltas is short for “MILLIONS.” You are quite simply, The Greatest Luchador of All Time. 

To our GLOAT. 

-OSCAR BURNS. 

PS, If this official document is not read out loud in my beautiful Kiwi accent, please start over and read again as such, GC. 

Thank you. 

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