“As you can tell... if you watched DefTV 32…that I fight.”

[Fade up.]

[Standing front and center of the black and red Defiance banner and of course the gigantic red fist exploding above his head is Curtis Penn.]

Penn:
I’ll fight Jeff Andrews.

[His scowl might just be permanent, just saying.]

Penn:
I’ll stand toe to toe with Christian Light and not blink an eye.

[His nostrils flare as he exhales.]

Penn:
I’ll pick a fight with Bronson Box and his mother… yeah two on one, she has to be one tough bitch to have borne him fully grown and with that handle bar mustache. Just sayin’.

[He reaches up and strokes his man beard.]

Penn:
I don’t mean to brag but me and fighting is like Heidi blowing the Untouchables while giving Jeff Andrews anal… It happens every day and it gets messy.

[His allows his hands to slip into the front pockets of his Paper Denim Company pants while his face remains emotionless. ]

Penn:
I thought I proved that at DefTV 32 when Tom Sawyer was getting his ass kicked by the Herpes Harlot and the rest of Team STD. Tyson and I walked down the aisle, the same aisle that the rest of the locker room only stared at. Just so Tom Sawyer could get enough breathing room to survive his one stupidity.

Tom, for your own good grab a couple of partners before your next attempt at suicide. By the looks of it the only guys in the locker room with the gonads to help you be destructive would be Tyson and I.

[He throws his hands up towards the banner.]

Penn:
Tha ‘ell, this is Defiance Wrestling… we’re supposed to be the asses of the asses! Someone tells us not to do something; we do it anyways and with mustard on it! Some jag off says you can’t go and help out a poor shmuck who’s getting his ass handed to him by three people and you listen? You listened? Honestly?

[He pauses.]

Penn:
Honestly… you listened?

Penn:
Is that even close to the definition of defiance? Ya’ll listened…boo to ya’ll.

[He juts his finger towards the Defiance banner.]

Penn:
They ousted Dane and placed Mike on the inactive list and ya’ll listened to Jeff Andrews and the Untouchables?

[Still the scowl remains the same.]

Penn:
Ya know… if ya’ll want to prove me wrong Tyson and I will be at DefTV 33 fighting … not wrestling The Devil Rippers.  Please, feel free to find your balls and bring ‘em.

[Fade out.]

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