“Curtis Penn is a fucking idiot.”

“He’s a fucking idiot because, realizing that a big part of why The Untouchables decided to lay waste to Eric Dane, take over Defiance, and brand everyone else on the roster inferior is that I got sick of listening to whore jokes and STD jokes, he goes and makes whore jokes and STD jokes.”

“He’s a fucking idiot because, realizing that Mike Sloan can’t walk anymore because I ripped his knee apart, he provokes me.”

“And he’s a fucking idiot because he completely misunderstands the character of Defiance.”

“Here’s the character of Defiance.”

“Everyone who works here, everyone who would ever consent to working here, is an asshole.  It’s the fed’s identity.  Everyone is proud of it.  So…”

“Why would you expect any of them to actually do anything about anything?”

“Do you remember… the finals of the tournament, when both leagues got in a brawl and I ran out and attacked the Evolution League guys, even though I was in Evo?  And like, nobody understood why?  I don’t know if they’d forgotten Elijah firing me, then forcing me to wrestle for Evo instead of Heritage, or if they’d never looked up long enough to notice that hey, Heidi and Elijah were arguing with each other, in the first place.”

“Nobody in Defiance cares about Tom Sawyer.”

“Nobody in Defiance cares about Mike Sloan.”

“And nobody in Defiance cares about you or anything you have to say, Curtis Penn.”

“What do you think would happen if you asked my opponents for the week for their help?”

“Edward White would probably offer to do it for pay, state his price as 3 billion dollars, and then laugh in your face.”

“Cancer Jiles would furrow his brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, then throw an egg at you.”

“Edward White doesn’t have any interest in how many people I injure as long as none of them work for him.  What he would prefer to care about is whether he could make the people hate him even more than they hate The Untouchables.”

“And I’m actually kind of afraid that’s exactly what’s going to happen.”

“Sure, the Untouchables are a gang of bloodthirsty psychopaths, but at least they’re relatable.  Very few of the fans have ever experienced the sheer joy of evicting someone from their home.  Meanwhile most of them have probably hallucinated something about destroying their boss, remaking his company in their own image and then torturing everyone who they hate.”

“Course, I think the reason Jane never joined OLW was because she was ducking me.”

“And even though I’m happy to leave as much of him for Jeff as I can, I haven’t forgotten a single thing that Cancer Jiles has said about me.”

“As for Edward White, I understand him in a non-financial sense.”

“He holds the FIST of Defiance for the sheer joy of depriving Defiance wrestlers of it.”

“And I continue to wrestle for Defiance for the sheer joy of depriving Defiance of its wrestlers.”

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