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Chance Von Crank sits in his hotel room.  He is alone with two folders sitting on the coffee table before him.  Both folders open and sitting side by side.  One being divorce papers to make his divorce final between he and his estranged wife, Charlene. The other folder is a copy of his new Defiance Wrestling contract bringing an end to the abyss in Mexico he was spiraling into. Banned from competing for the last six months this is the shot he has waited patiently for. 

Chance notices his laptop on the small sofa to his left and picks it up. Sitting it on the table he types in his login for windows and uses the hotels Wi-Fi to get to his you tube channel loaded. He logs in and turns on his webcam with a smile as he walks over to retrieve his robe while it loads. He uses some Vaseline to slick his mullet back and is more than ready to shoot his first video since leaving in America in early August. He slips on a pair of his chromed lenses knock aviators now ready.

He turns the laptop toward himself so his audience can see him standing rather than sitting….

cVc: Could this be true? The Shock-N-Rolla is back in America? To Wrestle? Holy Shit. I stand before you now ready and willing to put asses to seats and do just what I do best.

Chance retrieves the folder holding his new contract and comes back into view of the web cam.

cVc: You see, this right here is something I have been waiting for. Would someone, anyone, in the fucking wrestling world take the chance? I know exactly what you queers in the IWC are thinking right now. Yeah I’m talking to all you!   Internet Wrestling Community…

Chance chuckles at the very thought.

cVc: Already on my ass and over Cody Williams? For Fucking Real? First things first! Cody Williams… Let’s break this asshole down… He has a weak neck, no sack, and in fucking trouble. Yet he is going to defeat me on my first match in Defiance? Are you shitting me? Where the fuck do you 30 something , living at home, momma tit suckers get off talking shit about The Trailer Park Prodigy? Is this what you wanted? A response from TPP? Well you got it, Faggots. I been doing this for so long and how dare you come at me like you have. This disrespect has me finding a whole new level of pissed off. “He’s a former WWA Wrestler!, cVc!”. Who gives a shit what he use to do, I sure don’t. I just know what he’s going to be doing my first match back, losing. Book it, motherfuckers. It’s like the 49ers in the superbowl, a sure fucking thing.

Chance throws off his robe and gets close as he can to the cam. He takes off the cheap sunglasses and peers into the webcam.

cVc: Look into my eyes. Peer into my soul and think about this for a minute. Cody Williams may be a no body from who gives a fuck but he is about to be made. My first match in Defiance is against him and when he is sitting at home in a few years from not having what it takes he will be able tell his kids I wrestled the greatest my first match there. He will be a footnote on my Wikipedia page and for some motherfuckers that is enough to hang your hat on the rest of your life. I just came out of drug war torn town in Mexico wrestling pretty much for the fucking love of it. I made less money in Mexico than I even did when I wrestled for Death Row. I’m not going back to Mexico and this match I have more to prove than I ever have before. I refuse to lose to this unpolished terd. I have yet to hear a word come out of his mouth one way or another. Nothing from this cock bag but everywhere I look online about signing with Defiance all I see is you fucking nerds talking shit.  I see many familiar faces all around Defiance and just like I did in Death Row, ill fucking beat you here. 

Chance stands back from the camera and notices an email has popped up in right bottom corner of his desk top. It reads “Plenty Of Fish Update: New Message”.

cVc: Well look at that, divorced one day then knee deep in stanky pussy the next. I love America for that very reason. Back to the point, Cody Williams before this weekend is over you will wish you had never met The Trailer Park Prodigy much less be the unlucky chocolate starfish chaser to draw him your first match. That’s some funny shit if you ask me.  Does it sting to hear these terrible things being said about you? How will your mother feel when she realizes just what it is you have got yourself into? This is the first you have heard from me, but we got days before we wrestle and honestly… This mind fuck I’m running has no fucking quit in it. Now if you will excuse me now that I’m back in my home country I’m gonna nail me some of that sweet internet pussy I missed so while away. Please do yourself a favor Williams, and just not fucking show, save Defiance the trouble of paying you for something you can’t do.  Shock-N-Rolla… Here 2 Show Ya… Cocked Back and Fucking Loaded…. Chance Von… Crank.

Chance clicks the stop button and begins uploading the video to his you tube channel for all to see. He soon sends a message back to the lady who sent him a message through Plenty of Fish. Back and forth like this since they found each other months ago and now he can finally meet her.

To Be Continued.

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