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Chance pulls up outside Martin’s trailer on the dirt bike. He and Peaches get off the bike and head for the front. Cars are parked all over the yard and Chance thinks he can hear a sound stage around the back of the trailer.

cVc: I don’t know what the fuck is going on here but it sounds like an auction out back.

Peaches: Yeah it is.

cVc: What the fuck, Peaches?!

Chance walks through the front door and towards the back door. Chance opens the door and steps onto the back porch. Martin turns around to see him and smiles a real big retarded grin. He is running the auction off his back porch. Chance walks up to the mic and notices a small crowd has gathered from around the trailer park for the auction.

Martin: Darrr Barrrrrr Burrhhh!

cVc: Haha, how sweet. The retard is trying to talk. Go over there and watch real close. So here we are in Shithead trailer park.

Man in the crowd: Like Faulkner’s gonna fuck you up!

cVc: Go over to the corner and practice for when it’s gonna hurt, cause your ass is fucked up when I’m done talking. Talking shit then hiding behind a church lady, boy it’s great to be home. Faulkner is your hero huh? Did you know he doesn’t believe in marriage?

Man in the crowd: So he’s queer? Likes Dick and shit?

cVc: Exactly. Says shit like he is the Innovator of Impact, sounds like it. This dude is famous now that his name will grace a marquee along side mine. Yet you shitheads root for someone you know next to nothing about over the true hero here? Give me a fucking break. Why should I even care what you think about me when everyone here is clearly more retarded than who is running this shit kicker for an auction. This is insanity, your out here buying shit like this chain.

Chance picks up the chain holds it up for the crowd to see. He looks closer as he begins to put it down. He notices the fake gold and diamonds that form, “CVC”. He turns back and looks for Martin who has already bailed by this time.

cVc: So you motherfuckers talking shit to me and you’re here buying my shit from this retard in an auction? That’s alright but its time for Chance to make some of his money back.

Chance turns and grabs Peaches and brings her to the mic.

cVc: We got Peaches here, big titties and nice round ass on this whore. She’s got a few stretch marks but she thinks anal is a requirement.  I’ll start the bidding at 10 dollars!

Chance notices two men shuffle to the front. Clem the Barber from town, and Jack, a closeted homosexual with two teeth.

Clem:  Two Oxy Thirties!

Jack: Two morphine patches!

Clem: I bet two morphine patches and one xanax.

The two men go back and forth like this and Chance is laughing the entire time. Peaches stands there waiting for the winner as Jack bets what Clem cannot.

Jack: I bet Two Oxy 80’s!

cVc: Sold to the queer up front for two 80s!

Chance reaches his hand out and Jack drops the two powerful pain killers into his hand and takes Peaches into the living room behind Chance. He stands at the mic and reaches towards a table to his left with a bic lighter on it. He takes the mic and begins crushing one of the 80s up on the table while still holding the mic.

cVc: Don’t judge me motherfuckers this is how you pay for hookers in this backwoods shit hole. I’m going to snort this right in front of you so you can see how foolish you all look every single day. Talking up my opponents one minute and trading a hooker live in front of a crowd the next. Faulkner is a little bitch that is completely and utterly fucked come Defiance TV. He knows this is the truth as do all of you. I am the real fucking deal and being at the bottom of the card is already pushing me to be the very best in Defiance. I have one agenda and ill fight this fucking nobodies one right after another until I achieve my goal. This won’t be the last Faulkner I have to beat the shit out of before I get to where I am going.

Chance crushes the pill into a fine powder as the crowd watches in awe. He takes his credit card out and makes it into a nice neat line. He rolls up a five dollar bill and snorts it to his head with one swift movement.

cVc: I got my fucking chain and you all know how I feel now. I think there is no better time than now to bail out this motherfucker. You all make me sick and while you sit here just waiting to get cancer so you can trade for sex, I’m world famous. Known the world over as The Trailer Park Prodigy, The Reluctant One… The Shock-N-Rolla… Here to Show Ya… Cocked Back and Fucking Loaded! I am Harlan born but Tampa bound, cockspots. So you root for that asshole Faulkner all you want and remember I laugh at you anytime I start to feel sad. I hope you all die, and fuck you! So you all go shake a bottle and make some meth shake and bake style, because I’m going to hype me, what I get paid to do.

Chance walks back through the back door. He puts his gold chain on as he walks through Martin’s living room. He passes by Jack and Peaches who are having sex in the floor. Jack has a belt wrapped around here neck from behind. She reaches for Chance indicating to him she cannot breath.

cVc: How Sweet.

Chance leaves out the front door.

To Be Continued.

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