Redemption For The Wicked




[You could still see the conflict in his eyes as Lash looked over the ropes and out to Alston on the outside. That was probably the worst possible thing he could have done as Chance Von Crank seized the opportunity and ran up behind him! With both hands linked around one of Lash’s thighs, CVC lifts him up and dumps him over the top!]

Eliminated:Lash Graham by Chance Von Crank!

Quimbey:
Your winner, and NEEEEW SOUTHERN HERITAGE CHAMPION... CHANCE! VON! CRANK!


The highlight from Untouchable fades and the camera pans away. The scene cuts to cVc sitting in a hot tub on the back porch of his double wide trailer. He sits in the huge tub surrounded by bubbles drinking milk out of a mason jar. He has his new title folded and sitting facing the camera on the edge of the tub.



cVc: What did I say until I was blue in the face? I seen the reaction on twitter, Playing a faggot on tv is no stretch for Johnny Legend. I know how fucking thrilled the “fans” are too about this win. I plan on keeping this fucking strap too, crybabies. On Retaliation I was beaten, clearly I struck a nerve the last two weeks with Python. He made light work of me in that Main Event but when the gold was within reach I got rid of him the first chance I got.

Chance stands up and throws his new Southern Heritage Championship over his shoulder. The sunlight pops off the red paint.


cVc: I told them all what was going to happen. I waited and waited for the right moment to strike at each and every competitor that was in the battle royal. Dragon Jones? Beat Him. Lash Graham? Beat Him. Python? Beat Him, etc and motherfucking etc… You see what I’m getting at DEFIANCE? I have this title draped over my shoulder because I won it. Out of every man and even the one whore in this huge battle royal it was… I, The Trailer Park Prodigy who reigned supreme at Untouchable… I bitch smacked motherfuckers, clawed bitches, raped an armadillo and here I stand before you, you all know my fucking name now. Say it when you’re alone sometime looking in the mirror…”Chance Von Crank”. As that greatness rolls off your tongue notice that bitter after taste it leaves because jealousy is contagious. Do you son’s a bitches feel like a video game? You should I played every one of you to win this strap. I ooze Epic and Shit Awesome… Yet you still thought you had a chance? Lash Graham is going to defeat The Prince of the Pullout? That’s Cute.


cVc puts the belt around his waist as he stands facing the camera. He leans down on his open palms on the edge of the big tub.


cVc: The Shock N Rolla is taking a bit of a break this week, enjoying my first title win. Maybe snort some illicit drugs off a skank’s tit. Don’t like that? How is doing that being a positive role model to the kids? Fuck that, I never set out to be a role model, who fucking cares? I set out to win straps just like this, fuck bitches and count money. Believe That. Tag… You’re “it” Bitches.


Chance knocks over the camera while holding his new title as close to it as possible.