A Coup De Grâce (pron.: /ˌkuː də ˈɡrɑːs/; : a death blow to end the suffering of a severely wounded person or animal.

Chance Von Crank sits in a jeep he has just rented. Charlene is talking to him all excited about being in Forks where real vampires in love live. He rolls his eyes at the very notion as she keeps on and on.

cVc: Shut the fuck up and get out of the jeep.

Charlene jumps out of the jeep and her cut off jeans does not go unnoticed to him.

cVc: Grab the camera whore and be setting it up I need a minute.

Charlene does as she is told as Chance notices her phone vibrate and light up. He quickly picks up the phone to see who the text is from.

"Mom: Good. At least you are thinking about it but like I said, you need to come back home to Harlan and leave that motherfucker like I have told you! He is destroying you."
 

Chance scrolls up to read what was written by Charlene before this.

"Me: I love him but I have been thinking about coming home and leaving this all behind. I'm weak without him momma, he does love me."

cVc pauses after reading this and then he grins and in a low whisper says to himself, "I'll take care of this shit."

Charlene: It's all ready, linked up to the site and ready.

Chance puts on his aviator sunglasses with a hint of two rebel flags across the lenses and blows a kiss at his reflection in the mirror. He gets out of the jeep and walks to the field where Charlene claims twilight was filmed. He throws his title over his shoulder and heads for the camera after making a homophobic comment about Charlene’s favorite movie.

cVc: Enough? You are use to success? Since... Fucking.. When..? Motherfucker all I have done since I got here is beat you. All I do is whip on that fucking ass but finally got a nut in that sack? Please. So here I am in this fucking queer field where they shot that movie about two homos and a whore sucking blood. I want you to understand something Tucker... I'm not like anyone that you have ever faced and ill show you why.

Chance yells at Charlene to throw him one of the books she brought to get signed by stars who live no where near Forks. He takes the book and lays it down on the ground and unbuttons his pants dropping them down exposing the lower part of his body just before he squats above the book.

cVc: HIIIIII-YAHHHH.

The camera clearly makes out the fecal matter coming out and piling up on the twilight book. Chance continues speaking as he uses the restroom live.

cVc: See what I am doing? I’m taking a shit on this fantasy book that this whore behind the camera is so obsessed about. This is a metaphorical mind fuck incase you don't realize just exactly what's happening, Tucker. This is exactly what will happen to your fantasy you have created in your motherfucking head. I know you do not believe any of things you have said recently. You are tired of this or that, boo the fuck hoo bitch. Crying about this and not seeing what is right in front of you...

I Am Just... Better.

Chance tells Charlene to get that picture of her mother out of her purse she keeps with her. Charlene does as she is told and hands him a folder as he goes through it and finds the biggest picture of Charlene’s mother in it. He wipes his ass with it and uses two or three more to finish wiping to Charlene's utter horror.

cVc: That bitch is a piece of shit, don't waste tears on her shit covered pictures.

Chance walks up slowly to the camera after pulling up his pants. He slings his Southern Heritage Championship over his shoulder and leans in close.

cVc: Truth is your already beaten. I have made you a weak, poor, pathetic little bitch from these losses and you know it. The Trailer Park Prodigy honestly wants to know why you get a shot any goddamn way? You didn't even come close to beating me in the four way, why the fuck should I beat you again and again? Turner deserves this shot, not a snotty faggot with a shit gimmick. What's your deal again? A closeted homosexual ex high school quarterback? Doesn't matter. You got it though and if you haven't noticed we are right below the Main Event on the card... You're Welcome. Do you think your name would be up there if it wasn't followed by Chance Von Crank(c)? You answer that shit head, and keep lieing to yourself you are getting good at it. Tucker no matter how much you hit those knees to blow Jesus, it just won’t be Enough. This belt would break your weak ass spine in two just carrying it across your shoulder like I am now. You are the complete opposite of everything you just said about yourself. I don't give a fuck about you lettering in three sports or being prom queen, listen... You are worrying about all the shit that does not matter.

Chance looks back at the book covered in his fecal matter and laughs briefly before looking back into the camera. Charlene can be heard crying now back in the jeep.

cVc: This fantasy you have in your mind about yourself is a lie. I think maybe you have had Enough. This is it, Tucker. After I beat you like I have week after week its over. It's back to the bottom of the card with that dog shit you call god given ability. So get ready for this fall back to reality. I’m out of this gay fucking place. 

[Couple Hours Later at Chance’s hotel room just outside of Forks, Washington]

Chance glances over at Charlene who is laying in the floor dead asleep, snoring. He notices the sun through the shades shining through hitting something beside her causing it to reflect. Closing in for a closer look he see's it’s a mirror covered in a blue powder. He wipes his finger across it and licks it.

cVc: Xanax.

Chance realizes she will not be waking up anytime soon out of her xanax induced coma. He notices on the coffee table, the ring pop she was sucking on before. He pulls the ring pop off the table and looks at Charlene. He begins to talk to her even though she is unconcious.

cVc: So your cock loving mother wants you to leave me? We will see about that.

He breaks the ring pop in two, keeping the ring part and tossing the sticky candy part to the side. He bends down to Charlene reaching underneath her jean skirt. She moves only slightly as he violates her. He retrieves her NuvaRing from her vagina. He then replaces it with the broken ring part of her ring pop.

cVc: Let's see you leave after a busted nut or two...

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