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Jonny Booya Biography

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History

Other Feds
Old Line Wrestling, International Influence  
Other Fed Titles
II Tag Team Champion (w/Cole Christenson)  
Other Fed Awards
 

Quotes

  • Ayngus, ifn you don't stawppit with that screamin', you ain't never gonna be COOL I tell you what.
  • You stay in my face jes one second longer, and Ah'm gonna powerbomb you straight through the fourth fuckin' wall.
  • OH YEAH!
  • Ah tell you what, anyone says someone's cooler n' me, they done BOTH crossed me. Kelly said Dee-aygo's cooler n' me, an so they're both gettin' Booya Chopped th' split second Ah get a damn chance. It ain't true Lance, Ah swear ta gawd anyone can say it is cos Ah'm COOL on a level beyond they comprehension. Either that or they jelly. But hey - everyone jelly. Ain't mah fault.

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TALKING SMACK

"Look at the size of this freakin' house. That's right. As Joe the Plumber alluded to, I have a bazillion homes, each at least two hundred square miles in area. This is one such home. Remember that part of the book of Revelation in the Bible when John gave the dimensions of the city in heaven and described it in miles of length, the walls in miles of height and so on? It might as well have been a studio apartment compared to this. My home has mile markers. That's what I'm sayin', here. I'm not FROM Texas. Texas is inside my house. It's that big. Right now, I'm sitting on a couch in one of two-hundred fifty living areas in this one house alone. Just outside the window is my swimming pool, the Gulf of Mexico. I pay thirty Mexicans to lift my dick for me when I pee."

- Dan Ryan

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