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Lance Warner Biography

Personal

Real Name
Lance Warner  
Job
Formerly Backstage Interviewer, now Color Commentator  
Nicknames
 
Hometown
Fayetteville, AR  
Birthday
March 12, 1980  
Height
5'8"  
Weight
173 lbs 

History

Biography
Lance started his career in pro-wrestling as a light heavyweight competitor. He excelled at the verbal end of the business, but unfortunately had trouble picking up wins in the ring. He's a clean cut type of individual, with a suave demeanor about him. His experience in the ring gives him an edge as an interviewer, allowing him to ask the questions others would not. However, being that he's a former wrestler and knows which buttons to avoid pressing, he's also able to ask those questions without getting punched. 
Other Feds
 
Other Fed Titles
 
Other Fed Awards
 

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING DEF

"...Have you ever... truly... seen... what blood looks like in the soft glow of the moonlight? I doubt you have. You and the rest of the Gulf Coast have sat there amongst yourselves, protected and unassailed for far too long to think of such things. So allow me to enlighten you, Teddy. Allow me to stick a needle in that career bubble of yours and shed some... light... on some finer things in life. It's... black. It's... alien. It's... beautiful. And when I open you the fuck up in front of the entire world, I want you to think about that. I want you to ponder it. Visualize it, if you will. Take in its unique artistry like you've never even imagined. This way, when the last drop drains from your emptied corpse, your last thoughts on Earth will be a... pleasant one."

- Arthur Pleasant

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts