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Lance Warner Biography

Personal

Job
Backstage Interviewer  
Real Name
Lance Warner  
Nicknames
 
Hometown
Fayetteville, AK  
Birthday
March 12, 1980  
Height
5'8"  
Weight
173 lbs 

History

Biography
Lance started his career in pro-wrestling as a light heavyweight competitor. He excelled at the verbal end of the business, but unfortunately had trouble picking up wins in the ring. He's a clean cut type of individual, with a suave demeanor about him. His experience in the ring gives him an edge as an interviewer, allowing him to ask the questions others would not. However, being that he's a former wrestler and knows which buttons to avoid pressing, he's also able to ask those questions without getting punched. 
Other Feds
 
Other Fed Titles
 
Other Fed Awards
 

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"Look at the size of this freakin' house. That's right. As Joe the Plumber alluded to, I have a bazillion homes, each at least two hundred square miles in area. This is one such home. Remember that part of the book of Revelation in the Bible when John gave the dimensions of the city in heaven and described it in miles of length, the walls in miles of height and so on? It might as well have been a studio apartment compared to this. My home has mile markers. That's what I'm sayin', here. I'm not FROM Texas. Texas is inside my house. It's that big. Right now, I'm sitting on a couch in one of two-hundred fifty living areas in this one house alone. Just outside the window is my swimming pool, the Gulf of Mexico. I pay thirty Mexicans to lift my dick for me when I pee."

- Dan Ryan

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