Lucky Seven Biography

Quotes

• Buddha put a horseshoe on his dick, had sex with Lady Luck, shot a four leaf clover into her womb, and that's how I was made. I'm that lucky. Vegas won't let me within 10 miles of the city. And I'm fast like you wouldn't believe.
• It's a strange thing, knocking a man unconscious. One minute he's awake, the next he's not. It's like something's lost in translation. The moment he realizes his luck's ran out, that's a courtesy I never give. You get no such moment. Now you see me, now you don't. Only through the wonder of recorded television will you ever learn the truth: it was Lucky Seven that turned your lights out.
• Beginner's luck runs out. Mine...doesn't.
• Don't travel down my yellow brick road and ask for quarter. I'll take you behind the curtain, and sodomize you with a broomstick. Bargained for a brain, heart, and courage, left with rim-splinters and blood in your shorts. Anal rape is serious, and so am I.