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Lucky Seven Biography

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  • Buddha put a horseshoe on his dick, had sex with Lady Luck, shot a four leaf clover into her womb, and that's how I was made. I'm that lucky. Vegas won't let me within 10 miles of the city. And I'm fast like you wouldn't believe.
  • It's a strange thing, knocking a man unconscious. One minute he's awake, the next he's not. It's like something's lost in translation. The moment he realizes his luck's ran out, that's a courtesy I never give. You get no such moment. Now you see me, now you don't. Only through the wonder of recorded television will you ever learn the truth: it was Lucky Seven that turned your lights out.
  • Beginner's luck runs out. Mine...doesn't.
  • Don't travel down my yellow brick road and ask for quarter. I'll take you behind the curtain, and sodomize you with a broomstick. Bargained for a brain, heart, and courage, left with rim-splinters and blood in your shorts. Anal rape is serious, and so am I.

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TALKING SMACK

"...Have you ever… truly… seen... what blood looks like in the soft glow of the moonlight? I doubt you have. You and the rest of the Gulf Coast have sat there amongst yourselves, protected and unassailed for far too long to think of such things. So allow me to enlighten you, Teddy. Allow me to stick a needle in that career bubble of yours and shed some… light… on some finer things in life. It’s… black. It’s… alien. It’s... beautiful. And when I open you the fuck up in front of the entire world, I want you to think about that. I want you to ponder it. Visualize it, if you will. Take in its unique artistry like you’ve never even imagined. This way, when the last drop drains from your emptied corpse, your last thoughts on Earth will be a… pleasant one."

- Arthur Pleasant

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