Title: Look At My Nose!
Featuring: Jay Harvey
Date: Tuesday.
Location: The Locker Room.

10:28PM

 

The sign on the door reads “WRESTLEUTA”, and that’s all you really need to know about that. We cut inside the room to see a member of the medical staff putting on latex gloves. The camera pans to the right and sitting in the chair next to him is the most marvelous man to grace God’s green earth. Harvey’s nose is twisted and all sorts of wrong colors. Catalina comes into view, rubbing his shoulders trying to ease his pain… and now, THE Jay Harvey.

THE Jay Harvey:
That little bitch! Look… look at my nose! My God, now I look like one of those ugly as sin Murray brothers.

Catalina comes in close, right in Harvey’s ear.

Catalina:
You taught her a lesson. Class… is far from over, but you have to keep your eyes on the end goal.

Harvey scoffs and shakes his head. He knows Catalina is right, but this piss and vinegar are clouding his mind.

THE Jay Harvey:
Ares is gonna pay and… that shit Blackwood. He owes me a new pair of Brooks Brothers! How dare he come down to MY ring and interfere in MY business. I was gonna break her goddamn neck before he showed up.

Catalina kisses the side of her man’s head and continues to speak the truth.

Catalina:
Blackwood knew what he was doing when he ran down to YOUR ring… You just have to finish it.

Harvey nods in agreement.

THE Jay Harvey: (in a strong tone)
I’m going to destroy him.

He looks up at Catalina and the two share something in their gaze. The doctor turns to face the two and claps his hands together.

Doctor:
So are we gonna do this?

Harvey begrudgingly shakes his head. He doesn’t want to have to endure what is coming next but has no choice.

THE Jay Harvey:
God, this is gonna hurt.

Doctor:
Yes… it… is.

The doctor comes closer to Harvey and puts his hands on each side of Harvey’s nose.

Doctor:
Ready?

THE Jay Harvey:
No…

The doctor snaps Harvey’s nose back into place. Catalina’s eye bug as Harvey lets out a roar. Harvey slams his right hand down on the table in front of him, knocking everything on it to the floor.

THE Jay Harvey:
GODDAMNIT! SON OF A BITCH! YOU FUCK! I WASN’T READY! I SAID NO!

The doctor laughs and grabs an ice pack, handing it to Harvey. Harvey stares daggers at him as he places the pack on his re-positioned nose.

THE Jay Harvey:
Give me some fucking Tylenol.

We stay on Harvey for a few seconds longer before fading out to black.

 



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