The Amazing Amarettos Biography

 

 

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Flamboyant showman with a range of sneaky tactics and magic spell spots  

The Amazing Ace-Catcher  

Arm wrench applied by Gomez with a diving open-handed slap from Carlo. Almost always involes Gomez throwing a deck of cards into the air with Carlo's hand catching one on impact that was previously drawn by the referee.  

The Amazing Atom Smasher  

Double standing elbow drops  

-Making illegal weapons appear from their tophats
-Procuring extendable magic wands
-Swapping facial hair out of view of the ref to perform the partner switcheroo
-"Magically" walking the top rope
-"Magically" making an opponent levitate with a double body press
-Telekinetic blind tags 

-Double knife-edge chops
-Double backdrop
-Distracting the ref while the other works over the opponent
-Quick tags and mudhole stomps
-Lots of tandem posing
-Lots of magic tricks
-Lots of shouting "AAMMAAZZIIINNG!!" after performing literally anything 

"Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band  

KA-BOOM!!

Twin plumes of smoke herald the sudden magical appearances of The Amazing Amarettos. Carlo and Gomez pose while holding out their tophats, soon joined by their (not so) lovely assistant Suzie who tepidly walks out from the back.

The twins sashay and prance down the rampway in zig-zagging patterns, endearing the crowd with their showmanship while Suzie takes up the rear. Reaching the ring, their assistant climbs to the rampway first to hold open the ropes and let the stars of the show enter the squared circle.

In the ring, Carlo and Gomez set themselves into a mirror image of theatric poses, with Suzie unenthusiastically standing between them.