TALKING SMACK
"Oh, and BRA-VOOOO on all of the â€Å"Back in the kitchen, little lady’ jokes, Bronson. Turns out it’s not only your wardrobe that’s stuck in the 1920s. Well done on the low-hanging fruit there, you malnourished-looking travelling carny half-wit. For the record, I’ve always wanted to ask, what’s with the stupid wrestle-suspenders anyway? Did you fall into a cave when you were a kid like Bruce Wayne, only instead of a big scary bat inspiring you to fight crime you saw a bearded lady, a strongman, and a clown playing a calliope and you were moved to fight good taste with black and white special effects, ragtime music, and a disturbing and strange desire to roll back women’s rights?"
- Dan Ryan
TOP FIVE
1. Malak Garland2. Ned Reform
3. Tyler Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd
TAG TEAM
1. M4NTRA2. Los Tres Titanes
3. Lucky Sevens
4. PCP
5. RCR
BRAZEN SINGLES
1. Kazuhiro Troy2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts