Dear Jekyll and Heidi,

In light of your most recent attempt at a promo, it would seem I've miscommunicated my reason for confronting you and my priorities in this match. This isn't about pinning you. It's not about adding a win to my stat sheet, even a prestigious one like a win over you. This is about reminding everyone (the rest of the roster, the staff, the fans, and most importantly you) that you're nothing to be afraid of.

Your self-prescribed liberties entitle you to nothing, Heidi. You're not the first person to ever not give a fuck about anything and go around doing whatever they want and believe the very foundations of civilization around them should bend to their will because of it. There will always be people like you. And there will always be people like me to look you in the eye and tell you to go fuck yourself.

You're not a monster, you're not a machine, you're not an exception. You're just a shitty person. And when I take you down on national television, the world is going to be reminded that it has no reason to step out of your way when it sees you coming anymore.

You are the pathetic ghost of a hero that I cherished. But your resemblance to her will earn you no mercy. And if you truly believe you have nothing to fear from me, then you've forgotten who you're dealing with, old friend.

You want to drag me to hell? Give it your best shot. Heavier demons than you have tried.

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