Lisa Loeh Biography

 

Defiance Trios Tag Championship (w/Claira St. Sure & Diane Parker)  

"Silver Future" - Monster Magnet  

Lisa's got a fairly short, curvy frame, the kind they describe as "mezzo-endo". She probably spends about 12 hours of each day working out to maintain her looks. What I'm getting at is that she's short, she's muscular, and she's built to hide the fact that she's muscular.

You want to think "Trish Stratus", go right ahead.

Lisa's exactly what you'd expect from a girl raised on the beaches of Tampa, Florida - blonde, blue-eyed, tanned, toned, superficial, and vengeful. 

Lisa actually tends to wear more when she's wrestling than when she's valeting. Her current wrestling attire is hip-hugging black short-shorts and a very tight black T-shirt with the logo of not totally obscure but not mainstream either hard rock and metal bands, e.g. Nevermore, Mastodon, Falconer. Complimented with black boots. 

All-Arounder, modified for maximum efficiency against much heavyer opponents  

Sex Pistol / Graceful Tiger Suplex  

Reverse lightning spiral / High angle tiger suplex with high arcing bridge pin  

Stardust Press  

 

Bootscrapes

Wristclutch Backdrop

Fisherman's Suplex

Front missile dropkick

Stepover figure 4 and shoulderlock 

Forearm shiver
Dropkick
Kenka kick
Fireman's carry takedown
Belly to belly suplex
German suplex
T-bone suplex
Flying headscissor
Flying DDT
Octopus stretch 

[The drum beats, and then the discordant bass, of "Silver Future" by Monster Magnet hit the PA system.]

Quimbey: {{The Following Contest/And The Opponent}}! Hailing from Tampa, Florida, and weighing in at 147 lbs! She... is... LIIIISA... LOOOOOOOOEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!

[The arena lights dim and a glowing blue and pink backdrop appears behind the stage entrance. A black silhouette of a girl struts out in front of it. That girl dances, her hips swinging, her back arching, as the music increases in volume.]

♫ Hey little cookie take a walk my way ♫
♫ I like to hear what you have to say ♫
♫ You know the truth and you're so put together ♫
♫ Baby I could stick you on the lip of forever ♫
♫ Even a volcano has a price to pay ♫

{{Comentary prompt}}

[As the lights come on, Lisa flings her head and hair back, then walks, almost skips, to the ring. Up the stairs, over the middle rope in a most lascivious fashion, and into the ring.

♫ You ♫
♫ Stand ♫
♫ On the edge ♫
♫ Of a silver future ♫

{{Commentary prompt}}

As Lisa {{checks out her opponent/looks around while waiting on her opponent}}, her music fades.