Yoshikazu YAZ cleared to wrestle?

Posted by Lisa Loeh on 26 Jun 2012


On Evolution TV 06, after Yoshikazu YAZ defeated "The Ego Buster" Dan Ryan, he was attacked by Ryan.  The attack culminated in a powerbomb that put YAZ directly through the ramp.  Although no official report as to his injury came through the newswire, it was presumed he was in bad shape - however, since the word did not come, he was booked.

Lisa Loeh, manager and spokesperson for Yoshikazu YAZ, had the following statement prepared...

 

"Yoshikazu YAZ is made of tougher stuff than people are willing to give him credit for.  He suffered very little damage in the attack, and will be in fine condition to wrestle on Evolution TV 07, as well as for the rest of the season."

Internet wrestling analyists were immediately skeptical of the statement, considering that YAZ was carted motionless from the arena and loaded into an ambulance, where he hasn't been seen since.

Nonetheless, Lisa was insistant that YAZ was in fine health and would be ready to wrestle on EVO TV 07.


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