Merchandise - Buy Your VIAGRA inspired Bedroom Set!
Posted by Team V.I.A.G.R.A. on 11 Jan 2015
Available for purchase at any live Defiance event for $49.99. Available online for $59.99, shipping and handling included.
Are you the ultimate Team VIAGRA fan? Can't get enough of the Tiny Attorney's fiery intellect? Do you play your Nintendo 3DS and accidentally walk into walls? Have you ever killed a homeless man with a snowball? Then maybe, just MAYBE, you can be considered an honorary member of the illustrious Team VIAGRA! At least.... with the purchase of their newest merchandise, only available through Defiance Wrestling!
Hot off the presses, available for purchase from this point on, is a bedroom set that will allow you to feel like you're one fourth of Team VIAGRA everytime you go to sleep! For $49.99 at our live events, or $59.99 on our online shop, you can acquire a comforter, two pillow cases, and a fitted bedsheet.
Oh god, I just looked at the comforter, it's in the shape of a dick. Seriously guys. What the hell. The two pillow cases are hairy, ew, it's like a ball sac. And the sheets themselves are in the shape of a large blue pill with the word VIAGRA in the center.
Is this some kind of practical joke? Who wants this? Who thought this was a GOOD idea? Seriously people. GAWD. Way to lower the emotional and intellectual quotia of the human race.
ADMINISTRATION NOTE: Our Web Intern Alex (REDACTED) was promptly fired for this verbal diaherea. BUY OUR STUFF DEFIANTS! BUY! BUY! BUY!
Related News
15 Jan 2026
10 Jan 2026
9 Jan 2026
6 Jan 2026
29 Dec 2025
Backstage 3.1