Christie's Propaganda Wayback Machine: Chance Von Crank

Posted by Christie Zane on 9 Oct 2015

Returning superstar Chance Von Crank is... well, loud? Also inapropriate, lewd, pushy... I could go on, but I think you get the point. His "people" apperently got intouch with the muckity mucks around here and demanded more pomp for The Trailer Park Prodigy's return to the ring... so, I urge you to look back at his body of work... his graphic profanity laced body of work... and prepare yourself.

Censors beware... The Shock-N-Rolla cometh.

http://www.defiancewrestling.com/bio.php?username=chancevoncrank&page=promos

CLICK ABOVE FOR CHANCE'S PROPAGANDA PAGE!

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Lord Nigel Trickelbush
@lordnigeltrickelbush • 3d ago
What is life if not a grand test? A rare few learn to smile while the lesson is being carved into them. A rarer few are yet to find the will to scream out against the horrors… and those are the ones I find most fascinating. Their time will come. And scream, they will.
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
lol ok guy
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
Okay this time going to close my eyes for real. Night everyone!

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