Title: Wargames II
Featuring: Samuel Tiberius Turner the Second
Date: 8.22.12
Location: Bloody Harlan

With the sun going down Sam's cousin cousin Tom Howard (he's half the size of Sam, literally) comes down for a visit. Tom's from southern Indiana and he's up to the times more than Sam, a lot more than Sam.

As Tom knocks on the door Big Sam comes out from the barn to see what the commotion is.
 
"Who there?" Big Sam yells from the barn door opening.
 
"It's me, Tom, uncle Sam." He replied.
 
Big Sam stepped out from the barn and headed up to the porch to greet Tom.
 
"How ya doin son?" Big Sam asked as he stuck his hand out.
 
Tom took his hand and shook it.
 
"I'm doin good uncle Sam, how bout yourself?" Tom asked.
 
"Meh, I'm a livin. Ya know how't is." Sam replied.
 
Tom nodded his head and the two kept on conversing on the porch until Susan came out.
 
"Tommy, is'at you?" Susan asked.
 
He nodded. "Yes ma'am aunt Susan."
 
"Hold on Tommy, I'll get Sam." Susan said as she turned and headed into the house.
 
"So whatcha doin out'cher Tom?" Big Sam asked.
 
"I'm going to Louisiana with Sam and Mr. Ellis to watch War Games." Tom replied.
 
Big Sam struck up an odd look on his face. "Yar? I ain't know'at, hmm."
 
"Yes sir, I talked to all my teachers at Indiana St. and I have all the work I need for the week. I just hope I'm able to have get it all done." Tom said.
 
"I hope sa too. I ain't much on'at schoolin so I can't help ya none. I quit school in tha sev'nth grade, an boy look at me now." Big Sam said.
 
"Well uncle Sam, I'm going to try and find Sam. I'll see you later." Tom said.
 
"Aight Tom." Big Sam replied.
 
~
 
Tom walks in the house as Sam was putting on his sleeveless flannel t-shirt.
 
"Howdy cuz, hows ya doin?" Sam asked.
 
"I'm good. I can't wait to watch you wrestle. I don't know if I'm more excited about seeing you wrestle or going to Louisiana." Tom said with a grin.
 
Sam grinned. "Sorry it took me so long ta get out ta see ya, but I got'is ole Netbook from Mr. Ellis an I's lookin at a YouTube video by Christian Light. He seems ta thank'at his Her'tage teams gon ta win. He said I'd prolly beat'em in a one-on-one, but said I can't trust Yostinku, Denture an Korn." Sam told Tom. "He seems'ta thank'at Ms. St. Sure is gon'ta get tha best of us, but I betcha a plug nickel she wont."
 
Tom looks at Sam like he's crazy. Which is the normal look people give Sam.
 
"Is she s big woman like old lady Powell?" Tom asked.
 
"Why heck no. Shes a perty Jamac'n wom'n bout 5'8" an 140lbs." Sam replied.
 
"Hmm, maybe I'm going to watch the wrong person wrestle." Tom said with a smile.
 
The two laughed, but Sam couldn't figure out if Tom was serious or not.
 
"Ain't ate'chet, maw was in'er fixin supper, ya hungry?" Sam asked.
 
"Yeah man, I'm down to eat anytime." Tom said.
 
The two headed into the house to eat some good ole grease soaked country fried food.


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