"It dun happ'n again. I ain't b'leavin it dun happ'n. I dun gon an loss again. I reken 'at Tuck'r Alst'n mus be ma krypt'nite. He's kindly whah Lex Luth'r is ta Sup'rman. Can ya b'leave 'at crap?"

 

"F'rst he dun gon an beat me at Retal'aton an in at Untouch'ble supershow. He dun throw'd me ov'r 'at top rope an ma feet, back an head hit 'at ole nastee floor. An 'at fool dun sent me ta tha howes early. 'At no good rott'n cow turd of'a hum'n."

 

"I really want'd ta win 'at ole J'mmy Kort title but Tuck'r..."

 

[Ma lip curl'd back I look'd jus like'a rabid dog bout'a strike.]

 

"...ya ruin'd 'at fer me. I want'd ta get 'at durn chance ta be tha winner. I'm jus sa glad 'at ole Lash Graham toss'd ya sorry tail out."

 

"I may even give Lash a ride ta tha candy er toy store an let'm pick out a few thangs. Shoot, I'd take'm ta ole Chuck E. Cheese er ta 'at Mr. Gatti's Gatti Land."

 

[I giggled a mite, I thou't 'at was a lil funny. Can ya tell I 'muse maself.]

 

"Now 'at ole Chance gots 'at J'mmy Kort title, I wanna take it from him. I wanna be a Def'ance champ'on soon. I owes it ta maself an tha great city of Bloody Harlan. Harlan needs a hero, so why cain't 'at be me?"

 

"I rekon I could beat ole Chance er 'at Python. They ain't gettin up from tha pow'rbomb 'at I use. I'll send 'em stra't ta tha hospit'l."

 

"Now I ain't ta happy bout all 'is he's a champ'on an he's champ'on an now he ain't a champ'on. An it all happ'n on one durn show, Untouch'ble. I rekon if'n thay named one Hittin Tha Dirt Ro'd, I might getta win er a title on 'at one. It jus really sucks."

 

[Pfft.]

 

"I's jus mad mad. I ain't got na time fer 'is, I go chor's ta do. I'll be seein y'all at tha next Def'ance show."