Well I rekon I done did a good thang. I ain't sure if'en I won er not but I gotta big'r pay day, an not one of them there candy bars neether. I'd like ta have one tho.

Me an ole Dragon Jones pin'd them two losers Hotrod an Lone Wolf. I pow'rbomb'd ole Hotrod hard as I could an I got tha win, er tha co-win, er sumthin like that, I dunno, I gots win point tho.

Boy Mr. Ellis sure were happy atter tha match. I thought he wasa gonna kiss me, but I had ma fists clinched tight like jus incase. I ain't takin no chances now'days.

When I gots back home I run down ta ole Kim's trailer an ask'd her if'n she'd goes out onna date wiff me an she said she'd lov ta. I rekon were gonna go ta tha pitcher show later'is week, well if'n I can get ma chores done up an she can get her learnin done. She aims ta be a doctor er a nurse, I rekon fer people, but maybe animals, I dunno know jus yet.

I couldn't believe'at she'd go out wiff me, but she's ah goin er so she says. I jus hope she don thank I'm sum big ole star ofa rassler. I's still new ta tha whole rasslin thang. Heck I don even have'at much paper money. I keeps'at ole coin stuff in ma pockets wiff jus a few bills in case I needs it.

I jus hope she ain't one'em ole gol'dig'rs like'at Parez Helton gal er what'er her name is. She's a reel piece of work. I rekon she's ta bossy fer erbody'at knows'er. She's prolly one of'em ole flitter likars like ole Kim's sist'r Mary Ellen. She luvs'em ole gals.

Well anyway, yest'rday wasa kinda weird. It wasa sunny an then Mr. Ellis got here an it clouded up an rained a spell. I woner if'n that means he's bad luck er sumthin?

Ah Mr. Ellis meens well but at times I woner if'n he's got ma bess intress at heart er not. He does do a good job at drivin me ta ma matches.

Mr. Ellis is a shyster from what I done heard round town. He has been good ta me an ma fam’ly, but still I jus can’t help but woner. It kindly makes me a might nerv’us when I get right down ta it an thank bout it. Maybe he reelly is a bad guy an I needs ta watch out fer him so he don take advan’age of me.

I heared'at I wasa gon face Dragon Jones at tha next Defi'nce show in ole Loveland, CO at tha mecha of beers tha Budweiser Events Center. Ta bad we ain't at tha place of PBR, ma paw luvs'at beer.

I ain't got nuttin bad ta say bout ole Dragon tho. I thank he's a pertty fair fellar fer tha mos part. I'mma reelly hate ta pow'rbomb'em, but gotta do whatcha gotta do, ya know. I’d reelly like ta be on’at War Games team. It’d boost ma conf’dence an maybe ma pay check, lord knows’at would be a nice lil change fer me.

Dragon, I rekon we’s gonna have us one heck of a match. Ya betta expect us ta fit fer a longtime. We could go fer an our an put on a good ole knock down drag out match.

Well now Dragon, bess of luck ta ya. I jus wont ya ta know it ain't nuttin ta pers'nal if'n I beat ya. I jus want more money ta help ma maw and paw out a lil and ta take Kim out ta tha pitcher show an have sum ole popcorn an dranks.

So I'll be seein ya Dragon, jus watch were ya blowin'at ole far, I don't need ma britches legs burned off.

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